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Welcome to Edmondton Mills!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 19,263
  • Children: 26.80% (5,162)
  • Elderly: 14.00% (2,696)

Racial Breakdown

  • 7,552 lycanthrope (39.2%)
  • 6,665 goblin (34.6%)
  • 4,990 halfling (25.9%)
  • 56 other (0.2%)

Misc.

  • 9 Districts
  • 371 Businesses
  • 2,957 Specialists
  • 2,339 Residences

Summary [-]

Edmondton Mills is a large city in the Marbemou District with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate large city is densely populated (26,261/sq km), covers 0.73 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 964 meters.

Climate [-]

Edmondton Mills has a Dry-Summer Subtropical climate, which is characterized by warm and dry summers with mild and wet winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are strong and the temperature is generally unbearably cold with high variation. Precipitation is trivial, and the sky is partly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Edmondton Mills sees a single star overhead: Cex, an average orange star. Edmondton Mills also has a double moon: Spokathys, an average light blue moon and Chado, a supermassive light blue moon. In the night sky, you see nothing unusual.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a cracking granite barrier that is 17 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 76% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 3.13 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 3 roads leading to Edmondton Mills; 1 road is major. The city is lined with even dirt roads in a random mesh pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, education, entertainment, trade, industry, slums, civic, port, and poor.

Government [-]

Edmondton Mills is governed through an absolute monarchy, where the monarch rules unhindered. The government as a whole is seen as mostly sufficient. Officials in Edmondton Mills are often seen as crooked and the policies are praised. The political influence of Edmondton Mills in the region is thriving due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population is eager to point fingers.

Leader [-]

Edmondton Mills is ruled by King Tilkaro. The King has been in power for many years and is loved by the people. There is secret opposition to the King and policies. The right to rule was granted by foreign imposition, and that power is maintained by unwavering supporters.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a mobsters, who can be bribed. Justice is served by jurors, with a common punishment being an eye for an eye.

Crime [-]

Crime is unusual. The most common crime is murder. The imprisonment rate is 0.45% of the population (87 adults).

Military [-]

Edmondton Mills has a negative attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 2552 citizens (13.25%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 1059 (5.5%). Of the active duty military, 127 (5%) are special forces. Due to their negative attitude and cracking barrier, Edmondton Mills is abysmally fortified. Edmondton Mills fighters are mocked for their use of heavy mace in battle. They are much loved for their guerrilla warfare and are considered spectacularly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Edmondton Mills is currently unwavering.

Resources [-]

Edmondton Mills is known for the following resources:

  • Substantial wild quail bevies that are visited frequently by gru. Dis'toor said somoeone said someone found a chest containing small lyres in a well.
  • A blessed mine inhabited by tame woodpeckers that are avoided by wenches. Xrok Damnmouth said the locals speak of piles of iron maidens in a dungeon.
  • Substantial fruit plantations that are visited frequently by travelers. Somoeone said someone found a stash of saphires hidden around somewhere.
  • A blessed castle inhabited by tame dragons that are frequented by wenches.
  • An old mine inhabited by poisonous scorpions that are avoided by unicorns. One might find a chest containing iron maidens in a well.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In times past, a witch hunted the region and was drawn towards murderers. Villagers say that the witch will ask a favor of you, then steal your soul.
  • Long ago, a ghoul named Dagrian stalked the region when the wind blows from the north and was drawn towards misbehaving children. Villagers say that if you touch her, you will be eaten alive.
  • In times gone by, a Pooka haunted the streets. Villagers say that the Pooka will sneeze three times, then give you a gift if you are nice.

Events [-]

Edmondton Mills is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Needed: Someone stole my keg. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Contact Grunnir Forgeroad.
  • I have gremlins in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Micke Staman.
  • Help Needed: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will pay in gold. References required. Contact Taras Zhacloud.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome grigs required. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Special attire required. Will pay in gold. Contact Bronir Crunchstomach.
  • Missing shoe. We suspect bats are the culprit. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Daney Bernaston for more information.
  • Required: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome gremlins required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Car Gearblast for more details.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Missing peg leg. We suspect cockatrices are the culprit. Reward available. Must be quick on your feet. Contact Paz.
  • Help Wanted: Bored? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Alanalava Eythersong.
  • I'm looking for rare quazits, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Don Danhews.
  • Looking for work? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Experienced professionals only. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Droril Dragonmansion.
  • Coly Bracetalker has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Rat for more details.
  • Needed: Looking for work? Gorgan Grandfinger has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Guild membership required. Reward is a secret. Contact S'herzor heh S'hooral if intrigued.
  • Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will pay in gold. Contact Nitgurz Armnor for more information.
  • Help Needed: Missing ring of Cerobleh. We suspect rats are the culprit. Will pay in gold. Contact Danes Andrerell.
  • Wanted: Khalssen heh Yerzin has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Mild danger may be involved. Reward is a secret. Contact Brods Evilhowl if intrigued.
  • Needed: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Mild danger may be involved. Will owe you a huge favor. Must be a quick learner. Contact Dav MacSmithfield.
  • Help Wanted: Missing statue. We suspect rabbits are the culprit. Will owe you a huge favor. Must not smell. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Mickic Tramngham.
  • Wanted: Bored? Bounty for cockatrices, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Skamir Iceblood if intrigued.
  • stirge-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Illnalinne Rivernight if intrigued.

People [-]

The people in Edmondton Mills love outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • James Broield is a male lycanthrope who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre official. He appears attentive.
  • Hilda Heathergalow is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled vintner. She appears scattered.
  • Tmub Giantkill is a male goblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted good samaritan. He appears egotistical.
  • Rugerm Wormmouth is a female goblin who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled physician. She appears embittered.
  • Micke Wilrough is a male lycanthrope who is known in that part of town as being a skilled weaver. He appears fashion concious.
  • Malda Nimblecaller is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled physician. She appears boastful.
  • Hil Quicktender is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a renowned scribe. She appears violent.
  • Xregd Ironhowl is a female goblin who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled smith. She appears mocking.
  • Ama Laughingson is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a gifted actor. She appears giddy.
  • Dzuoten Bigdoom is a male goblin who is known in that part of town as being a decent teacher. He appears fatalistic.
  • Pocobly Manysister is a male halfling who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled timberwright. He appears nervous.
  • Mickic Burmell is a female lycanthrope who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre bounty hunter. She appears greedy.
  • Per Slygoat is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a mediocre scribe. He appears embittered.
  • Davic Martiinson is a male lycanthrope who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre locksmith. He appears fatalistic.
  • Rboten Rockslay is a male goblin who is known in the city as being a decent carpenter. He appears fashion concious.
  • Adamai Plumphand is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled spicemerchant. He appears deluded.
  • Danes Goodton is a male lycanthrope who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled locksmith. He appears guarded.
  • Mickry Gilin is a male lycanthrope who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled shipwright. He appears scattered.
  • Kzomn Bladehowl is a male goblin who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled furrier. He appears shifty.
  • Mickry Briland is a male lycanthrope who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled bleacher. He appears grieving.
  • Daves Chaham is a female lycanthrope who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled weaponsmith. She appears flirtatious.
  • Dzuomd Rantmouth is a female goblin who is known in the world as being a mocked timberwright. She appears idealistic.
  • Conellne Oldtaunt is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a gifted roofer. She appears greedy.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Durbor Crunchcutter, a patronizing female dwarf. She is an aristocrat who is following a message from an angel.
  • Xtoten Metalslay, a greedy male hobgoblin. He is a barbarian who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
  • Jam Tramstone, a thick female half-elf. She is an expert who is delivering a message to a ruler.
  • Chavarlas Lightshade, a greedy male drow. He is a commoner who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
  • Balkon Earthhill, a patriotic female half-dwarf. She is a commoner who is traveling with an expidition.
  • Jat, an impatient female kobold. She is a commoner who is delivering a message to a ruler.
  • Yop, a vengeful male kobold. He is a commoner who is here to buy slaves.
  • Yat, a melancholy male kobold. He is a ranger who is traveling the world as a pilgrim.
  • Xradr Rantkill, a healthy male goblin. He is an expert who is delivering a message to a thug.
  • Telfort Sumcaller, an accusatory male minotaur. He is a rogue who is finding a missing treasure.
  • Abaelltel Hlaedrake, a mocking female elf. She is a ranger who is finding a missing heir.
  • Ninita Cobblewink, a mocking male gnome. He is an adept who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.
  • Ilhiatars Skyheart, a fashion concious male elf. He is an expert who is cleaning out a slum.
  • Rhudarz Armcracker, a patriotic male orc. He is a monk who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
  • Bardin Bitterkeep, a cowed female deep dwarf. She is a rogue who is finding a missing map.
  • Daap Rocktooth, a patriotic male ogre. He is a commoner who is seeing the city.
  • Skarun Crystalankle, a jesterly female oddball. She is a commoner who is on a mission to collect a debt.
  • Nhubb Backripper, a guarded female bugbear. She is an expert who is following the voices.
  • Tol Jallifellow, an egotistical female halfling. She is a wizard who is seeing the city.
  • Gkutuk Ironhost, a guarded female hobgoblin. She is a cleric who is cleaning out a monster infestation.
  • Mizg Mokripper, a giddy male orc. He is an expert who is here to destroy a misconception.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Edmondton Mills:

  • The Fat Goblins Inc. [+]
  • The Wiley Frog Store [+]
  • The Leaping Dragon Blowers [+]
  • The Lascivious Hammer Inc. [+]
  • The Lascivious Helix Inc. [+]
  • The Hanging Swagger Mill [+]
  • The Worn Goblins Temple [+]
  • The Snoring Road Healing House [+]
  • The Hanging Rose Millers [+]
  • The Guinea Princess Inc. [+]
  • The Grumbling Widowers Inc. [+]
  • The Vulgar Wand Furs [+]
  • The Stowaway Oarhouse Color Shop [+]
  • The Mangy Wagonhouse Translations [+]
  • The Whistling Hops Inc. [+]
  • The Crimson Harpoon Inc. [+]
  • The Old Thug Fine Bows [+]
  • The Angry Octopus Shoppe [+]
  • The Gelded Fireplace Middle School [+]
  • The Pink Wig Youth Hostel [+]
  • The Severed Tree Candle Maker [+]
  • The Hungry Elf House of Law [+]
  • The Burly Wand Postal Service [+]