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Welcome to Port Hazelnow!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 1,439
  • Children: 40.44% (582)
  • Elderly: 4.24% (61)

Racial Breakdown

  • 950 half-orc (66%)
  • 310 elf (21.5%)
  • 74 half-dwarf (5.1%)
  • 72 dwarf (5%)
  • 18 other (1.2%)
  • 15 human (1%)

Misc.

  • 3 Districts
  • 74 Businesses
  • 159 Specialists
  • 172 Residences

Summary [-]

Port Hazelnow is a small town in the Burlak County with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest small town is nominally populated (3,613/sq km), covers 0.40 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 713 meters.

Climate [-]

Port Hazelnow has a Tropical Seasonal Forest climate, which is characterized by constant high temperatures and seasonal torrential rains, and has hot, rainy and cool seasons. Winds in the region are breezy and the temperature is generally warm with little variation. Precipitation is strong, and the sky is continually overcast.

Astronomy [-]

Port Hazelnow sees a binary star overhead: Uur, an average orange star and Sir, a large white star. Port Hazelnow also has a single moon: Eladi, an average light blue moon. In the night sky, you see two celestial objects: a massive nearby planet that has been around for decades and a massive pulsar that has been around for all eternity.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a solid limestone fortification that is 6 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.74 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 4 roads leading to Port Hazelnow; 2 roads are major. The city is lined with smooth dirt tracks in an organic pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, trade, and industry.

Government [-]

Port Hazelnow is governed through a democracy, where the supreme power is retained by the people, but is exercised through a system of representation. The government as a whole is seen as on the ball. Officials in Port Hazelnow are often seen as reasonable and the policies are hated. The political influence of Port Hazelnow in the region is wilting due to racial tensions. In times of crisis, the population comes together and fights as one.

Leader [-]

Port Hazelnow is ruled by Prime Minister Aesvaraen Winterdrake. The Prime Minister has been in power for mere days and is mocked by the people. There is public opposition to the Prime Minister and policies. The right to rule was granted by consensus, and that power is maintained through the tip of a sword.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a neighborhood watch, who can be bribed. Justice is served by mob rule, with a common punishment being indentured servitude.

Crime [-]

Crime is unusual. The most common crime is petty theft. The imprisonment rate is 1.60% of the population (23 adults).

Military [-]

Port Hazelnow has a positive attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 215 citizens (15%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 89 (6.25%). Of the active duty military, 11 (5.5%) are special forces. Due to their positive attitude and solid fortification, Port Hazelnow is properly fortified. Port Hazelnow fighters are despised for their use of axes in battle. They are much maligned for their phlanyx formations and are considered reasonably well skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Port Hazelnow is currently stable.

Resources [-]

Port Hazelnow is known for the following resources:

  • A creepy gazebo inhabited by defenseless chinchillas that are hunted by townspeople. Bellenlas Duskingshadow said the locals speak of a chest containing iron maidens buried near there.
  • Caterpillar nests that are visited frequently by locals.
  • A haunted gazebo inhabited by dangerous bats that are visited frequently by travelers. Mickic Carore said the locals speak of piles of emeralds hidden around somewhere.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • A long time ago, a Boogyman stalked the countryside. Folks say that the Boogyman will sneeze three times, then turn you into a mouse.

Events [-]

Port Hazelnow is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • gremlins-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will owe you a huge favor. Must be clean. Contact Skaag Bearankle if intrigued.
  • Help Needed: Require an instructor learned in astrology to tutor my child. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Rhumm Backripper if intrigued.
  • I have toads in my basement, plz halp! Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Xodadr Rockcutter.
  • Looking for work? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Tilra.
  • Looking for work? Bounty for mephits, dead or alive. Must be clean. Reward available. Contact Mickic Simonstone.
  • Wanted: Looking for something new? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will pay in gold. Contact Jenan Tiddlycog.
  • Help! I'm looking for rare lizards, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact James Stangton.
  • Needed: Need a change of pace? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward available. Contact Chief Mutz Armcracker.
  • Help Wanted: A passing Druid is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Tbkasr Laughmouth.
  • Wanted: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen bracelet. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Falgan Coldbellows if interested.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome rabbits required. Opportunity to earn a title. May include some hazards. Contact Rhugguzg Neckcracker.

People [-]

The people in Port Hazelnow are critical of outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Dones Wilworth is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled timberwright. He appears smug.
  • Dave Castford is a female human who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled weaver. She appears mocking.
  • Jam Colen is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled prostitute. He appears boastful.
  • Droorin Foehead is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent dyer. She appears greedy.
  • Yorgan Kindmail is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a gifted mercer. He appears lovelorn.
  • Adarin Ivorytracker is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a mediocre smith. She appears egotistical.
  • Danry Petrford is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a decent spicemerchant. She appears grieving.
  • Danes Marer is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a decent prostitute. He appears efficient.
  • Davic Dilton is a male human who is known in the city as being a skilled miller. He appears nihilistic.
  • Joes Andran is a female human who is known in the region as being a decent grocer. She appears unreliable.
  • Garmir Stonethrone is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent leatherworker. She appears attentive.
  • Fillenlleu Bluestryke is a male elf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled armorer. He appears mocking.
  • Borrim Armorsmelter is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent barber. She appears egotistical.
  • Mickic Briick is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled sheriff. She appears loud.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Mhutzog Backbreaker, a jaded male half-orc. He is a commoner who is here to buy slaves.
  • Dan Davhouse, a mopey female human. She is a commoner who is fleeing debtors.
  • Dad Backcracker The Strong, a lonely male half-orc. He is a rogue who is finding work as a merchant.
  • Daves Briman, a pious female half-elf. She is a fighter who is here to destroy a rumor.
  • Belhialleu Leafcaller, a smitten male elf. He is an expert who is delivering a message to a scholar.
  • Broorin Doughsapper, a gambling female half-dwarf. She is a barbarian who is seeking thrills and adventure.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Port Hazelnow:

  • The Hanging Hen Mill [+]
  • The Gray Lion Inc. [+]
  • The Deadly Dragon House of Ill Repute [+]
  • The Worn Hole Shrine [+]
  • The Victorious Bunk Inc. [+]
  • The Lonely Cesspit Inc. [+]
  • The New Dwarves [+]
  • The Stowaway Virgin General Merchandise [+]
  • The Flaming Giant Inc. [+]
  • The Playful Dog Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+]
  • The Wild Flask Inpirationsl Waters [+]
  • The Dripping Crate Herbalist [+]
  • The Dry Mug Shoppe [+]
  • The Sleepy Wand Cloth [+]