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Welcome to DeEvansfun!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 156
  • Children: 25.64% (40)
  • Elderly: 14.74% (23)

Racial Breakdown

  • 104 troglodyte (66.6%)
  • 50 mindflayer (32%)
  • 2 other (1.2%)

Misc.

  • 3 Districts
  • 2 Businesses
  • 2 Specialists
  • 17 Residences

Summary [-]

DeEvansfun is a hamlet in the Berdin District with a monster population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate hamlet is sparsely populated (435/sq km), covers 0.36 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 677 meters.

Climate [-]

DeEvansfun has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are strong and the temperature is generally chilly with high variation. Precipitation is heavy, and the sky is partly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

DeEvansfun sees a single star overhead: Nar, an average yellow star. DeEvansfun also has no moons. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: an imposing galaxy that has been around for generations.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 6 roads leading to DeEvansfun; 3 roads are major. The city is lined with muddy dirt tracks in a grid pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: poor, wealthy, and trade.

Government [-]

DeEvansfun is governed through an oligarchy, where control is exercised by a small group of individuals whose authority generally is based on wealth or power. The government as a whole is seen as clearly incompetent. Officials in DeEvansfun are often seen as resolute and the policies are loved. The political influence of DeEvansfun in the region is thriving due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population cowers in fear.

Leader [-]

DeEvansfun is ruled by President Halvarssa Melithweaver. The President has been in power for decades and is loved by the people. There is hostile opposition to the President and policies. The right to rule was granted by divine will, and that power is maintained by unwavering supporters.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a local thugs, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served by a kangaroo court, with a common punishment being torture.

Crime [-]

Crime is occasional. The most common crime is murder. The imprisonment rate is 0.64% of the population (1 adult).

Military [-]

DeEvansfun has a disinterested attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 21 citizens (14%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 10 (6.75%). Of the active duty military, 0 (3.75%) are special forces. Due to their disinterested attitude and lack of defensible wall, DeEvansfun is tolerably fortified. DeEvansfun fighters are respected for their use of Javelins in battle. They are revered for their rigid formations and are considered poorly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in DeEvansfun is currently crumbling.

Resources [-]

DeEvansfun is known for the following resources:

  • New amber deposits that are visited frequently by children. One might dig up a stash of platinum in a dungeon.
  • Kitten glarings that are visited frequently by travelers. Mer'k'morn said one might dig up bags of kitten mittens buried near there.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In days gone by, a Pooka stalked the swamps and was drawn towards acts of greed. People say that the Pooka will ask a favor of you, then carry you away.
  • Once upon a time, the townsfolk of Upper Dixlanding lived happily. Things were peaceful, but one day a cyclops named Khalal seh S'hooral took over the town. The townsfolk tried to stop the cyclops, but were caught. Along came a idealistic mindflayer named Goi'toor, who was a skilled storyteller. Goi'toor had an idea to slay the cyclops by using magic to banish it. When Goi'toor faced the cyclops, Goi'toor banished Khalal seh S'hooral and rescued the hostages.
  • Legends tell of James' Tiara, a magical tiara with the power to dominate others. It has been lost for ages.

Events [-]

DeEvansfun is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • rust rats-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward is a secret. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Mickes Rosehews.
  • imps-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Danes Blackett.
  • Hearty souls needed to recover stolen cerimonial knife. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Thorag Ashhammer.
  • Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward available. Contact Mickey Brownorth for further details.
  • Hearty souls needed to recover stolen holy symbol. No pay until task is completed successfully. Reward is a secret. Contact Vaz to learn more.
  • Help! Bounty for beaky brain monsters, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Grotzarz Legcrusher.
  • Help Needed: Require an instructor learned in self defense to tutor my child. Discretion required. Opportunity to earn a title. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Termore Ragevidol if intrigued.

People [-]

The people in DeEvansfun love outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Ghrikaro is a female troglodyte who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre warehouse worker. She appears lovelorn.
  • Ghris is an androgynous troglodyte who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled potter. It appears violent.
  • Vessre is a female mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a gifted bookbinder. She appears embittered.
  • Anzer is a female troglodyte who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled beer seller. She appears apologetic.
  • Kilth is a female mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled seamstress. She appears attentive.
  • Anzer is a female troglodyte who is known in that part of town as being a decent saddler. She appears outlandish.
  • Chtupair is a female mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a renowned astrologer. She appears guilty.
  • Porra is a female troglodyte who is known in that part of town as being a skilled outfitter. She appears forbidding.
  • Surpzer is a male troglodyte who is known in the world as being a decent magic dealer. He appears quiet.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Grimmir Tingoblet, an exhausted female deep dwarf. She is a commoner who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
  • Gozg, an insecure male troglodyte. He is an adept who is here to buy slaves.
  • Tom Thermobolt, a pacifistic male gnome. He is an expert who is finding work as a spy.
  • Pobal Oxclaw, a patronizing male ogre. He is a warrior who is traveling with a diplomat.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in DeEvansfun:

  • The Guinea Goblins Harnesses [+]
  • The Ripped Dwarf Inc. [+]
  • The Beefy Urchin Shoppe [+]
  • The Blue Bull Shop [+]
  • The Burning Hole Mail Service [+]
  • The Violet Virgin Farm [+]
  • The Marbled Frog Inc. [+]
  • The Lost Dungeon Word Smiths [+]
  • The Drinking Pig Herbalist [+]