Welcome to Conovka!

Conovka is known for the following resources:

• An old shrine inhabited by dangerous caterpillars that are visited frequently by magic users.
• Magical fresh rubber plantations that are frequented by magic users. Rumors tell of piles of kitten mittens hidden around somewhere.
• A blessed shrine inhabited by wild apes that are hunted by magic users. Daap Oxtooth said one might find piles of penis sheathes buried near there.
• An ancient castle inhabited by tame crows that are hunted by locals. Rumors tell of piles of platinum hidden around somewhere.
• A new castle inhabited by vampire scorpions that are avoided by locals.

• Someone stole my ring of wishes. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will reward you with a land deed. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Blobbuh Legnor.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Require an instructor learned in math to tutor my child. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Adada Underbarrel for more details.
• gnomish battle dancing contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will pay in gold. Contact Faldor Gravelfounder if interested.
• Looking for work? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will reward you with a land deed. May include some hazards. Must be quick on your feet. Contact Daney Dilidge.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will pay in gold. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Adagar Bittermoor.
• Help Needed: archery contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Accidental Death insurance required. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Rxurm Nightstomach if intrigued.
• Bored? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Tmemt Dreadstomach if interested.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Must be a quick learner. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Davey Jameer.
• Bored? Ferdisey Thunderkan has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward is a secret. Contact Xtot Ironwiser.
• Needed: Adept seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Grunrin Wheelshoulder.
• Help Wanted: Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Bonita Tinkergauge for further details.
• Wanted: Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather hydra blood due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Must not smell. Reward available. Contact Davic Bernaore.
• Wanted: A passing Wizard is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Special attire required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Joic Broden.

• Donry Andreland is a female human who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled cheesemaker. She appears loud.
• Adarun Oatmansion is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent baker. He appears deluded.
• Kia Rocketgadget is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a skilled rugmaker. She appears drunken.
• Adagles Gyrocog is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a decent chickenbutcher. He appears gluttonous.
• Adabin Hawkmouth is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled soldier. He appears sick.
• Alalenaen Dawnhand is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked lumberjack. She appears intimidated.
• Skador Moonkiller is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled fishmonger. He appears worrying.
• Done Robertbrook is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled collier. He appears patronizing.
• Nin Electroblast is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a skilled maidservant. He appears pious.
• Snorgin Bloodbeard is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled jailer. She appears jesterly.
• Balkon Orangebreeches is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted mason. He appears forbidding.
• Hamdan Thermobit is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent vintner. She appears mocking.
• Skanir Opalgem is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent prostitute. She appears nosy.
• Jamey Rosenrough is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent painter. She appears prejudiced.
• Grumrin Holybarrel is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent armorer. He appears jesterly.
• Aletai Gyssestar is a female elf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled tailor. She appears exhausted.

• Loorin Lightninghair, a resentful male dwarf. He is an expert who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Dav Braford, an idealistic female half-dwarf. She is a sorcerer who is fleeing from forced labor.
• Faenallas Frostbreeze, a helpful male elf. He is a sorcerer who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
• Jame Davleton, a patronizing female human. She is a barbarian who is seeing the city.
• James Castard, a forgetful male human. He is a commoner who is traveling the world as a beggar.
• Abaleninne Featherears, a helpful female elf. She is an adept who is seeing the city.
• Or Backnor The Strong, a flirtatious male half-orc. He is a commoner who is seeing the city.

These establishments worthy of mention in Conovka:

• The Empty Priest Brewery [+] The Empty Priest Brewery is a large, damp-looking beer seller. The building faces north with a roof made from tile, a mud storefront, and small windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a shifty half-orc named Daney Corard. The beer seller is known for high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see casks of beer and you smell beer and hops. There are 2 customers in the beer seller. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Marbled Yawning Inc. [+] The Marbled Yawning Inc. is an average sized, dirty-looking tannery. The building faces southwest with three windows, a roof made from slate, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a giddy human named Joes Bernatone. The tannery is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you hear an odd thumping sound, you see skins stretching, and you smell leather. There are 4 customers in the tannery. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Red Iron Work Camp [+] The Red Iron Work Camp is a small, smelly-looking jailhouse. The building faces south with two windows, a roof made from slate, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by a jaded half-orc named Rratz Bonesnapper. The jailhouse is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 5 customers in the jailhouse. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Punchin' Peacock Locksmith [+] The Punchin' Peacock Locksmith is an average sized, dirty-looking locksmith. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, two windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an impatient human named Don Casorth. The locksmith is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 2 customers in the locksmith. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Ugly Hatchet Designs [+] The Ugly Hatchet Designs is a normal sized, messy-looking engineering firm. The building faces north with large windows, a roof made from slate, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a beligerent elf named Alelaniyn Eyllisarrow. The engineering firm is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 5 customers in the engineering firm. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Burly Octopus Leatherworks [+] The Burly Octopus Leatherworks is a typical sized, smelly-looking leathershop. The building faces northwest with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from turf, and broken windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a guarded elf named Ernalava Arkeneawatch. The leathershop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the leathershop. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Voluptuous Dog Meats [+] The Voluptuous Dog Meats is a typical sized, filthy-looking slaughterhouse. The building faces east with a roof made from tile, no windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a spiteful human named Daves Barfield. The slaughterhouse is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 2 customers in the slaughterhouse. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Rusty Swagger Inc. [+] The Rusty Swagger Inc. is a large, clean-looking stable. The building faces north with a lap board storefront, three windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an intimidating dwarf named Throgan Doughhill. The stable is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 3 customers in the stable. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Highlighted Urchin Star Gazers [+] The Highlighted Urchin Star Gazers is an average sized, clean-looking astrologer. The building faces south with a lap board storefront, a roof made from tile, and small windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a contrarian elf named Ilhiaaen Darkears. The astrologer is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you see scrolls leaning against the walls. There is 1 customer in the astrologer. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Puking Greyhound Locksmith [+] The Puking Greyhound Locksmith is a large, cluttered-looking locksmith. The building faces northwest with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from slate, and a few windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a nervous human named Mickey Francliffe. The locksmith is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 4 customers in the locksmith. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Grizzly Beer Docs [+] The Grizzly Beer Docs is an average sized, disgusting-looking boat for hire. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, large windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a guilty gnome named Tomgan Cogglebolt. The boat for hire is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 3 customers in the boat for hire. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Mad Boar Shop [+] The Mad Boar Shop is a large, disgusting-looking translator. The building faces northwest with large windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a resentful human named Joe Petrall. The translator is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There is 1 customer in the translator. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Violet Twins Stockyard [+] The Violet Twins Stockyard is a typical sized, clean-looking slaughterhouse. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, many windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a greedy half-orc named Donry Rosenliffe. The slaughterhouse is known for high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 5 customers in the slaughterhouse. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Golden Goblins Inc. [+] The Golden Goblins Inc. is a small, dusty-looking weaponshop. The building faces northeast with a masonry storefront, small windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an old neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a greedy dwarf named Grimrin Bronzemug. The weaponshop is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the weaponshop. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Musty Wine [+] The Musty Wine is a normal sized, crowded-looking glove shop. The building faces south with a stone storefront, a roof made from tile, and no windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an impatient dwarf named Grimmir Steelmug. The glove shop is known for high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 2 customers in the glove shop. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Sleepy Horse Inc. [+] The Sleepy Horse Inc. is an average sized, packed-looking workshop. The building faces east with three windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a nervous elf named Filriglleu Evenhand. The workshop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you hear hammering from the back, you smell sawdust, and you see tools and bits of wood lying around. There is 1 customer in the workshop. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.