Welcome to Downget!

Downget is known for the following resources:

• A new fort inhabited by wild peacocks that are feared by children.
• Coffee patches that are visited frequently by unicorns. Somoeone said someone found bags of diamonds in a nearby pit.
• Substantial defenseless ape troops that are frequented by magic users. Joe Kleinell said one might find a stash of silver hidden around somewhere.
• Plentiful old cork trees that are feared by locals. Naror Metalcutter said one might dig up a stash of iron maidens hidden around somewhere.
• Abundant wild ape troops that are avoided by unicorns. Halnallas Skysong said one might find bags of penis sheathes in a dungeon.

• I have quazits in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Surpzer.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward available. Contact Dane Marrough.
• Help! Bored? rust rats-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Xradr Darkmurder if interested.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Must submit to background check. Will pay in gold. Contact Gillin Cogglejet if interested.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather certain herbs due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Yeral seh Ghezor if interested.
• Need a change of pace? Bounty for squirrels, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Kuzg Armripper.
• sharpshooting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Ulond Wheelfighter.
• Bored? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome giant spiders required. Opportunity to earn a title. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Eldene Jalliwart.
• goblin wranglin' contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Opportunity to earn a title. Must not smell. Contact Nbezn Dreadstomach if intrigued.
• Bored? Adept seeks apprentice. Discretion required. Mild danger may be involved. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Mus Metalmouth if intrigued.
• Donry MacChahouse has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. May include some hazards. Reward is a secret. Contact Babnk Tiddlytonk for more details.
• caber-tossing contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a secret. Contact Dav Tramorth.

• Broond Paperbreaker is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a mediocre deputy. He appears boastful.
• Abagin Quartzstream is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a mocked weaponsmith. She appears nihilistic.
• Ulrin Redhand is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a renowned butcher. He appears fatalistic.
• Dav Andrean is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a decent specialty smith. He appears thick.
• Drorin Bronzefoot is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled warehouse worker. He appears skeptical.
• Falgar Ashbridge is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent astrologer. He appears scattered.
• Jenan Cogglebolt is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled mercenary. She appears idealistic.
• Danry Simonland is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled entertainer. He appears lovelorn.
• Glosh Boneripper is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a renowned bookseller. She appears gluttonous.
• Tomkey Tinkercog is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a decent haymerchant. He appears solemn.
• Wiz Thermotonk is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled undertaker. He appears outlandish.
• Aesnallleu Earthsorrow is a female elf who is known in the city as being a skilled collier. She appears drunken.
• Heweno Triggerscope is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a decent maidservant. She appears xenophobic.
• Darlaninne Floralstrike is a female elf who is known in the world as being a decent miller. She appears deluded.
• Adabard Sproutspan is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a mocked professor. He appears melancholy.

• Doggash Backnor, an insecure female half-orc. She is a bard who is cleaning out a slum.
• Malrette Cogglegadget, a vengeful female gnome. She is a warrior who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.
• Erttel Wintergale, an outlandish female elf. She is an expert who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
• Mordor Goodroad, an attentive female dwarf. She is a cleric who is traveling the world as a pilgrim.
• Blash Moknor, an accusatory male half-orc. He is an adept who is seeking honest work.

These establishments worthy of mention in Downget:

• The Yellow Beauty Disposal Area [+] The Yellow Beauty Disposal Area is a normal sized, neat-looking junkyard. The building faces southwest with large windows, a roof made from thatch, and a stone storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a forbidding half-orc named Jo Rosenley. The junkyard is known for high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 5 customers in the junkyard. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Burly Yawning Mail Service [+] The Burly Yawning Mail Service is an average sized, dusty-looking post office. The building faces east with a roof made from tile, a masonry storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a contrarian half-orc named Zigtugh Bonecrusher. The post office is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 2 customers in the post office. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Elven Cesspit Money Changers [+] The Elven Cesspit Money Changers is a typical sized, cluttered-looking bank. The building faces east with a mud storefront, a roof made from thatch, and clean windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by an outlandish half-dwarf named Done Roseard. The bank is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell earth, you hear muffled voices from the back, and you see and empty counter with bars in front of it. There is 1 customer in the bank. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Rolling Road Inc. [+] The Rolling Road Inc. is a huge, disgusting-looking spicemerchant. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, a bamboo storefront, and a few windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a patriotic half-orc named Sozrog Headkiller. The spicemerchant is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 4 customers in the spicemerchant. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Marbled Crate Inc. [+] The Marbled Crate Inc. is an average sized, dusty-looking tannery. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, stained windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a trusting half-orc named Odrunk Headsnapper. The tannery is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you hear an odd thumping sound, you see skins stretching, and you smell leather. There are 5 customers in the tannery. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Wobbly Demon Hostel [+] The Wobbly Demon Hostel is a large, cluttered-looking inn. The building faces northwest with a roof made from slate, a stone storefront, and round windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a nihilistic halfling named Pone Sprouttalker. The inn is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 4 customers in the inn. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Wandering Giant Grave Diggers [+] The Wandering Giant Grave Diggers is an average sized, messy-looking graveyard. The building faces northwest with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from slate, and clean windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a shifty half-dwarf named Balril Sungrave. The graveyard is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the graveyard. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Weary Bunch Rugs [+] The Weary Bunch Rugs is a normal sized, smelly-looking rugmaker. The building faces northeast with small windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a cowed half-dwarf named Yorkon Quartzvest. The rugmaker is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 4 customers in the rugmaker. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Fired Thunderbird . [+] The Fired Thunderbird . is a typical sized, messy-looking ropemaker. The building faces southwest with a brick storefront, a roof made from turf, and broken windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a drunken halfling named El Burrowswit. The ropemaker is known for fair prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 5 customers in the ropemaker. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Splintered Axehandle Shoes [+] The Splintered Axehandle Shoes is a normal sized, cluttered-looking shoe shop. The building faces south with a stone storefront, two windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an embittered halfling named El Bullbridge. The shoe shop is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you see old shoes and bit of leather, you hear the work of shoes, and you smell scent of leather. There are 2 customers in the shoe shop. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Cardinal Goblins Farms [+] The Cardinal Goblins Farms is a huge, crowded-looking haymerchant. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, three windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a forgetful dwarf named Droril Slatecutter. The haymerchant is known for fair prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the haymerchant. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Red Bunk Prison [+] The Red Bunk Prison is a small, smelly-looking jailhouse. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from slate, and two windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by a helpful dwarf named Brodin Sunslasher. The jailhouse is known for fair prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 3 customers in the jailhouse. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Raging Helix Arena [+] The Raging Helix Arena is a small, neat-looking bleacher. The building faces north with a lap board storefront, three windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an attentive half-orc named Doney MacMaterley. The bleacher is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the bleacher. The trade guild gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Lazy Iron Wainwright [+] The Lazy Iron Wainwright is a typical sized, dusty-looking cartwright. The building faces southeast with a stone storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an intimidating half-dwarf named Davry Clayell. The cartwright is known for steep prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 2 customers in the cartwright. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Weary Wench Rug Shop [+] The Weary Wench Rug Shop is a normal sized, dusty-looking rugmaker. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, stained windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a sick halfling named Adaly Buncecaller. The rugmaker is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There is 1 customer in the rugmaker. The police hit up the owner and patrons.