Welcome to Boommer!

Boommer is known for the following resources:

• Palm oil trees that are frequented by locals. Rumors tell of a stash of penis sheathes in a nearby pit.
• Primal cork bushes that are frequented by locals. One might find a stash of diamonds hidden around somewhere.
• Many beaver colonies that are feared by zombies.

• Looking for something new? non-lethal poison tester wanted. Reward is a secret. Contact Jamic Chriswell.
• Needed: Looking for work? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. No pay until task is completed successfully. Reward is a secret. Contact Nbet Foulmaw.
• Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Zrabbath Headsnapper for further details.
• Want to earn some quick coin? A passing Druid is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. No previous experience required. Will pay in gold. Contact Mickic Sheley.
• I'm looking for rare homuncului, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Guild membership required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Abadal Roarnose.
• Required: Missing wagon wheel. We suspect rust rats are the culprit. Must be quick on your feet. Opportunity to earn a title. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Tudot Giantgloom if interested.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward is a secret. Contact Adavarlleu Kindwing to learn more.

• Bjorkron Youngsplitter is a female minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled sculptor. She appears helpful.
• Calirell Rainthorn is a male minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre teacher. He appears nihilistic.
• Surplak is a female troglodyte who is known in that part of town as being a mocked bookbinder. She appears guilty.
• Sikban Masbash is a male minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent lumberjack. He appears easily offended.
• Drazgzog Bonesnapper The Cruel is a female orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent courtier. She appears guilty.
• Tgoten Greatrot is a female goblin who is known in the city as being a decent chickenbutcher. She appears authoritarian.
• Bregd Nightshredder is a female goblin who is known in the city as being a mediocre hatmaker. She appears giddy.
• Tgexn Laughmaw is a male goblin who is known in the region as being a decent seamstress. He appears forgetful.
• Tilraz is a female troglodyte who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled tavern. She appears shifty.

• Zhubgut Skullcracker, a flirtatious female orc. She is a cleric who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.

These establishments worthy of mention in Boommer:

• The Warm Pig Rug Shop [+] The Warm Pig Rug Shop is a typical sized, dusty-looking rugmaker. The building faces south with no windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed minotaur named Turo Winterrunner. The rugmaker is known for varying prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the rugmaker. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Highlighted Turkey Magic Eye Piece [+] The Highlighted Turkey Magic Eye Piece is a large, smelly-looking astrologer. The building faces southwest with a masonry storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a nervous orc named Shaman Muzig Necknor The Gray. The astrologer is known for very high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. Upon entering you see scrolls leaning against the walls. There is 1 customer in the astrologer. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Divine Iron Clinic [+] The Divine Iron Clinic is a small, neat-looking clinic. The building faces east with a bamboo storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an intimidated minotaur named Eddo Spiritchaser. The clinic is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 2 customers in the clinic. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Wobbling Cock Roofing [+] The Wobbling Cock Roofing is a small, disgusting-looking roofer. The building faces southwest with a mud storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an efficient orc named Raddugh Bonebreaker. The roofer is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the roofer. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Vulgar Bunch Furs [+] The Vulgar Bunch Furs is a small, cluttered-looking furtrade. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, a split wood storefront, and many windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a flirtatious troglodyte named Gozra. The furtrade is known for high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 2 customers in the furtrade. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Beefy Monk Shoppe [+] The Beefy Monk Shoppe is a typical sized, smelly-looking magic shop. The building faces southwest with tiny windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an attentive troglodyte named Surplak. The magic shop is known for varying prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 3 customers in the magic shop. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Hilltop House Druggist [+] The Hilltop House Druggist is a typical sized, packed-looking apothecary. The building faces southwest with a bamboo storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an old neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a territorial goblin named Tgor Wormdamn. The apothecary is known for high prices for the products there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you see bottles vials and stacks of grian and herbs, you hear a cat mewing, and you smell damp earth. There are 3 customers in the apothecary. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Burly Greyhound Leatherworks [+] The Burly Greyhound Leatherworks is a normal sized, disgusting-looking leathershop. The building faces south with a wood storefront, no windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a homesick minotaur named Hruros Dawnmist. The leathershop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the leathershop. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Hilltop Darkroot Shop [+] The Hilltop Darkroot Shop is a small, disgusting-looking apothecary. The building faces north with a roof made from turf, dirty windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a grieving troglodyte named Surpka. The apothecary is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you see a small boy grinding something into powder in a bowl, you hear a rythimic scraping, and you smell fresh herbs. There are 3 customers in the apothecary. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.