Welcome to Eldonbova!

Eldonbova is known for the following resources:

• Scant chinchilla colonies that are frequented by locals. One might dig up a chest containing kitten mittens buried near there.
• An old battle field inhabited by defenseless woodpeckers that are visited frequently by kittens.
• New cork trees that are feared by zombies. One might dig up a chest containing penis sheathes hidden around somewhere.
• A blessed shrine inhabited by carnivorous cormorants that are frequented by witches. The locals speak of a stash of saphires in a well.

• gremlins-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. No pay until task is completed successfully. Must not smell. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Duap Oaksnout.
• A passing Aristocrat is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Tmezn Ghosttshredder.
• Required: Looking for work? Adept seeks apprentice. Must be quick on your feet. Will pay in gold. Contact Gilina Rocketfiz for further details.
• Looking for work? I have bats in my basement, plz halp! Must be quick on your feet. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact LeJoe Stoson.
• Need a change of pace? Someone stole my holy symbol. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Garkon Oatbreeches.
• wine tester wanted. Serious inquiries only. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Bedo Taltopple.
• Require an instructor learned in astrology to tutor my child. Reward available. Must not smell. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Tbor Nightbeast for more details.
• Needed: Bounty for quazits, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Alenalthil Evercloak.
• Need a change of pace? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather eye of newt due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward available. Contact Naradr Darkmurder.
• Bounty for squirrels, dead or alive. Reward available. Contact Dan Briin to learn more.
• Want to earn some quick coin? grigs-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Serious inquiries only. Opportunity to earn a title. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Broond Tinfinger.
• Bored? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will pay in gold. Contact Durbor Kindtun.
• Looking for something new? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward available. Contact Davry Carling.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Thzzthul.
• Help Wanted: Bored? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Length of job expected to be short. Will owe you a huge favor. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Amada Plumpfellow.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Tudor Fouldeath if intrigued.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward available. Contact Tom Thermogadget.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will reward you with a land deed. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Illlenssa Kennyrsun.
• Someone stole my ring of Cerobleh. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Goith.

• Grimdor Coldshoulder is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled good samaritan. He appears drunken.
• Priril is a female mindflayer who is known in the region as being a mediocre tailor. She appears fashion concious.
• Waerc is a male mindflayer who is known in the region as being a skilled alchemist. He appears conspirational.
• Klonrr is an androgynous mindflayer who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled roofer. It appears grieving.
• Mormir Silverknee is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled bookbinder. He appears nervous.
• Grinthul is a male mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre cheesemaker. He appears sick.
• Merre is a female mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled specialty smith. She appears treasure-obsessed.
• Gorbor Silverplate is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent roofer. He appears gambling.
• Brogan Holyguard is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled herbalist. He appears gosipy.
• Durond Opalrobe is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled harness maker. He appears trusting.
• Morgan Ratcutter is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled stablehand. He appears smitten.
• Gordin Dragonbread is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled roofer. He appears giddy.
• Ulbul Shinyeye is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled official. She appears impatient.
• Waerc is a female mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre teamster. She appears prejudiced.
• Bloter is a female mindflayer who is known in the world as being a skilled warehouse worker. She appears shifty.
• Thzzril is a female mindflayer who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled scribe. She appears jesterly.
• Goim is a male mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled timberwright. He appears flirtatious.
• Thzz'k'morn is a female mindflayer who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled prostitute. She appears embittered.
• Goim is a female mindflayer who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled dyer. She appears quiet.
• Grunbor Claybreaker is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled chandler. She appears jolly.
• Grunbin Wavetracker is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre sheriff. She appears jolly.
• Grumrim Barleyhelm is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled roofer. She appears guarded.
• Klontra is a female mindflayer who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled dyer. She appears egotistical.

• Haavaranae Norreweaver, a battle-ready male elf. He is a commoner who is traveling with a circus.
• Rhotg Backcrusher The Gray, a gluttonous male half-orc. He is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
• Niz, an attentive male kobold. He is an expert who is finding work as a mercenary.
• Zhobdor Legcrusher, a lonely female orc. She is an expert who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Gubel Oxsnout, a cowed male ogre. He is an expert who is seeking thrills and adventure.
• Bargin Stoneface, a lonely female dwarf. She is a warrior who is on a mission to collect a debt.
• Pobal Rockbranch, an idealistic female ogre. She is a commoner who is following rumors of riches.
• Gwahialas Silvershine, a nervous male elf. He is a commoner who is traveling the world as a missionary.
• Barril Bluedoor, a beligerent female dwarf. She is a wizard who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Foshius Entramane, an intimidated male minotaur. He is a sorcerer who is here to destroy an artifact.
• Joe Morden, a chatty male half-dwarf. He is an aristocrat who is traveling the world as a beggar.
• Tgok Dreadcutter, a lovelorn female hobgoblin. She is an expert who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• S'hoorzin heh Khalssen, a territorial male lizardfolk. He is a druid who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
• Donry Goodill, an authoritarian female half-elf. She is a warrior who is on a mission from the gods.

These establishments worthy of mention in Eldonbova:

• The Happy Tower Mill [+] The Happy Tower Mill is a typical sized, filthy-looking mill. The building faces east with clean windows, a roof made from slate, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a scattered dwarf named Loond Gravelfounder. The mill is known for steep prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 4 customers in the mill. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Mangy Thunderbird Inc. [+] The Mangy Thunderbird Inc. is a normal sized, filthy-looking tannery. The building faces south with a stone storefront, two windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a solemn dwarf named Durdor Foesmasher. The tannery is known for varying prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you see skins stretching, you hear an odd thumping sound, and you smell leather. There is 1 customer in the tannery. The organized crime bosses steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Desert Demon Inc. [+] The Desert Demon Inc. is an average sized, crowded-looking masonry shop. The building faces southeast with a brick storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a fatalistic dwarf named Drokon Dogbread. The masonry shop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There is 1 customer in the masonry shop. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Crippled Eagle Inc. [+] The Crippled Eagle Inc. is a typical sized, orderly-looking warehouse. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, barred windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the warehouse district. This place is run by a worrying mindflayer named Meride. The warehouse is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 3 customers in the warehouse. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Fired Hops Shoppe [+] The Fired Hops Shoppe is a large, damp-looking barbershop. The building faces northeast with a roof made from turf, large windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a sick mindflayer named Kilrall. The barbershop is known for slightly high prices for the a steady hand there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you hear someone telling a story, you smell fear, and you see hair clippings on the floor. There are 2 customers in the barbershop. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Smithy Hearthstone Sweet House [+] The Smithy Hearthstone Sweet House is a large, tidy-looking bakery. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, dirty windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a melancholy mindflayer named Vesspair. The bakery is known for minimal prices for the hot buns there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you see fresh rolls, you hear a kitten mewing, and you smell fresh flour. There are 4 customers in the bakery. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Pink Pig Wine Shoppe [+] The Pink Pig Wine Shoppe is a normal sized, filthy-looking vinyard. The building faces north with a roof made from tile, dirty windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a smug mindflayer named Kilter. The vinyard is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the vinyard. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Thirsty Wine Worship House [+] The Thirsty Wine Worship House is a large, filthy-looking temple. The building faces east with dirty windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an old neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a conspirational dwarf named Abaond Holymoor. The temple is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 5 customers in the temple. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Victorious Snake Builders [+] The Victorious Snake Builders is a large, tidy-looking engineering firm. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, a brick storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a lovelorn mindflayer named Wravy. The engineering firm is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 4 customers in the engineering firm. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Fawning Wolfhound Inc. [+] The Fawning Wolfhound Inc. is an average sized, packed-looking sawmill. The building faces south with a split wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and clean windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a conspirational mindflayer named Thzzpne. The sawmill is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see stacks of wood, you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw, and you smell sawdust. There are 4 customers in the sawmill. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Drinking Helix Herbalist [+] The Drinking Helix Herbalist is a huge, neat-looking herbalist shop. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, small windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a greedy mindflayer named Blorr. The herbalist shop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 4 customers in the herbalist shop. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Warm Rose Rug Shop [+] The Warm Rose Rug Shop is a small, tidy-looking rugmaker. The building faces southeast with a masonry storefront, a roof made from turf, and three windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a loud mindflayer named Wra'toor. The rugmaker is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There is 1 customer in the rugmaker. The roving thieves shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Gutted Princess Leather Goods [+] The Gutted Princess Leather Goods is a typical sized, tidy-looking harness maker. The building faces north with a masonry storefront, small windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a resentful mindflayer named Vesstra. The harness maker is known for fair prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 4 customers in the harness maker. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Salty Ent Inc. [+] The Salty Ent Inc. is a huge, messy-looking stable. The building faces north with tiny windows, a roof made from turf, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a clumsy dwarf named Borgar Ratanvil. The stable is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 5 customers in the stable. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Stinky Cat Color Shop [+] The Stinky Cat Color Shop is a large, messy-looking dyer. The building faces southwest with a wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and barred windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a pious mindflayer named Goithul. The dyer is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you smell something fishy, you hear a bubbling sound, and you see lots of colored cloth and pots of dye. There are 5 customers in the dyer. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Stinking Boar Studio [+] The Stinking Boar Studio is an average sized, packed-looking sculpting house. The building faces east with a bamboo storefront, a few windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a gosipy mindflayer named Prarre. The sculpting house is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 4 customers in the sculpting house. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Noisy Troll Inc. [+] The Noisy Troll Inc. is a normal sized, disgusting-looking studio. The building faces south with round windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a lovelorn dwarf named Bornir Thudstaff. The studio is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 4 customers in the studio. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Burly Frogs Leatherworks [+] The Burly Frogs Leatherworks is a normal sized, smelly-looking leathershop. The building faces southeast with a lap board storefront, two windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a thick dwarf named Morbor Broadbattler. The leathershop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 4 customers in the leathershop. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Fumbling Mead Book Smith [+] The Fumbling Mead Book Smith is a small, messy-looking bookstore. The building faces east with a stone storefront, a roof made from thatch, and dirty windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a scattered mindflayer named Masm. The bookstore is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 3 customers in the bookstore. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Flaming Clowns Inc. [+] The Flaming Clowns Inc. is an average sized, crowded-looking dock. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, a stone storefront, and barred windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the docks district. This place is run by a worrying dwarf named Balril Dogroad. The dock is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 2 customers in the dock. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Fired Priest [+] The Fired Priest is a typical sized, neat-looking ropemaker. The building faces southeast with a roof made from thatch, broken windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a beligerent dwarf named Skaorin Blueshoulder. The ropemaker is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There is 1 customer in the ropemaker. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Burly Song Leatherworks [+] The Burly Song Leatherworks is a small, dirty-looking leathershop. The building faces southwest with barred windows, a roof made from tile, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a clumsy mindflayer named Trellrrl. The leathershop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the leathershop. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Lascivious Pipe Inc. [+] The Lascivious Pipe Inc. is a typical sized, packed-looking smithy. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, three windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a grieving dwarf named Adaril Wheelsmith. The smithy is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are no customers in the smithy. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.