Welcome to Jonesnac!

Jonesnac is known for the following resources:

• Carnivorous bat clouds that are frequented by locals. Rumors tell of piles of penis sheathes in a nearby pit.
• Unlimited chinchilla colonies that are avoided by zombies. The locals speak of bags of small lyres buried near there.
• Hemp fields that are visited frequently by travelers. The locals speak of bags of silver buried near there.
• Magic bamboo patches that are avoided by gru.
• Peacock musters that are visited frequently by gru. One might dig up a stash of small lyres buried near there.
• Unlimited kangaroo mobs that are feared by locals. One might dig up a chest containing iron maidens in a well.

• I have rust rats in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a secret. Contact Snorrun Honormine for more details.
• Needed: Need a change of pace? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward is a secret. Contact Dok Boarmane for more details.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Kazg Skullcracker for more information.
• Help! Someone stole my jewel. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Jen Tiddlygadget.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Missing shovel. We suspect carniverous butterflies are the culprit. Will reward you with a land deed. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Yap.
• Looking for work? arm wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Bormir Smartcutter.
• Help Wanted: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Dav Rosenill.
• Help! seed spitting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward available. References required. Contact Momd Greatdeath.
• Help Needed: Bounty for brain moles, dead or alive. May include some hazards. Reward available. Contact Turalia Kazistalker.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather certain supplies due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Must be clean. Reward available. Contact Jamey Francmell.
• I'm looking for rare giant spiders, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Opportunity to earn a title. Serious inquiries only. Contact Kigan Rockclaw.
• Wanted: I have derros in my basement, plz halp! Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Bylegas Armiganthi.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Serious inquiries only. Contact Drogin Dragonthrone.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward available. Contact Brokon Jadeknee for more information.
• Bored? Require an instructor learned in herbalism to tutor my child. Reward available. Contact Dav Franield.
• Looking for something new? Sroz Skullkiller has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact DeDavey Andrerley.
• Looking for work? I have gremlins in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a secret. Contact Ghoshah Moksnapper.

• Gubal Oxbranch is a female ogre who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled navigator. She appears mocking.
• Surpkaro is a female troglodyte who is known in the city as being a mocked barber. She appears jesterly.
• Duk Oxmane is a female ogre who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent deputy. She appears unreliable.
• Ubal Rockclaw is a male ogre who is known in the city as being a decent forester. He appears embittered.
• Jame Antonngton is an androgynous lycanthrope who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled engineer. It appears deluded.
• Skagar Gravelhair is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled innkeeper. She appears homesick.
• Kibal Boarbranch is a male ogre who is known in the city as being a decent locksmith. He appears nervous.
• Micke Jackrell is a female lycanthrope who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre messenger. She appears attentive.
• Posh Eaglebranch is a female ogre who is known in that part of town as being a renowned weaver. She appears spiteful.
• Durdal Oatbeard is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked cutler. He appears deluded.
• Jo MacSmithson is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled collier. She appears insecure.
• Elhg is a male troglodyte who is known in the region as being a mocked glovemaker. He appears giddy.
• Joes Bergan is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent wine seller. She appears fatalistic.
• Abarigthil Jadecaller is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled watercarrier. She appears insecure.
• Falond Rustmolder is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent lawyer. She appears homesick.
• Ghrilak is a male troglodyte who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled harness maker. He appears territorial.
• Filtlas Whitesky is a female elf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled carpenter. She appears deluded.
• Kish Bearbranch is a male ogre who is known in the world as being a mediocre handyman. He appears egotistical.
• Aestava Broadwake is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled adventurer. She appears cautious.
• James Simonerson is a male lycanthrope who is known in that part of town as being a gifted potter. He appears resentful.
• Joe Peterrough is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled cutler. He appears idealistic.

• Mickey Ferand, a shifty female lycanthrope. She is an expert who is traveling the world as a pilgrim.
• Danic MacBromell, an authoritarian male lycanthrope. He is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
• Magamore Strongcaller, an intimidating female minotaur. She is an aristocrat who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Dastinand Tescloud, a guarded female minotaur. She is a fighter who is seeing the city.
• Larlenaen Keencaller, an accusatory male drow. He is a druid who is finding a missing nemesis.
• Micke Mathews, a helpful female half-dwarf. She is a warrior who is finding work as a merchant.
• Thubbath Mokcracker, a boastful female orc. She is a fighter who is on a mission from the gods.
• Micke Claybrook, a gosipy female half-orc. She is an expert who is on a mission to collect a debt.
• Glugag Skullsnapper, a contrarian female half-orc. She is a commoner who is on a mission to capture someone.
• Tor Tinkerbolt, a vengeful male gnome. He is an expert who is finding a missing map.
• Abalaniyn Stillgazer, a melancholy male elf. He is a commoner who is seeking thrills and adventure.
• Jo Casore, a violent male half-elf. He is a paladin who is on a mission to collect a debt.
• Mickes Carerson, a gosipy female lycanthrope. She is a cleric who is doing something impossible.
• Tudegd Wormdamn, an apologetic male hobgoblin. He is an expert who is finding work as a healer.
• Hilcoda Lingulas, a skeptical female halfling. She is a commoner who is finding work as a merchant.
• Ghagan Boarsnout, a nihilistic male ogre. He is an adept who is on a mission to capture someone.
• Ghessen ahn S'hoorzor, a guilty male lizardfolk. He is a commoner who is seeking healing for a crippling injury.

These establishments worthy of mention in Jonesnac:

• The Wooden Oarhouse Lodge [+] The Wooden Oarhouse Lodge is a large, messy-looking inn. The building faces north with a roof made from slate, stained windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a nosy lycanthrope named Mickry MacMorerson. The inn is known for high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 5 customers in the inn. The roving thieves shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Stinking Princess Sculptures [+] The Stinking Princess Sculptures is a typical sized, messy-looking sculpting house. The building faces southeast with a stone storefront, a roof made from slate, and dirty windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a lonely lycanthrope named Danes Greenord. The sculpting house is known for fair prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 2 customers in the sculpting house. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Fat Paladin Inc. [+] The Fat Paladin Inc. is a small, clean-looking tile shop. The building faces northeast with barred windows, a roof made from thatch, and a mud storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a nosy elf named Aeslaninne Fairleaf. The tile shop is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There is 1 customer in the tile shop. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Old Three Fine Bows [+] The Old Three Fine Bows is a small, filthy-looking bowyer. The building faces northeast with a stone storefront, no windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed lycanthrope named Donry Marrell. The bowyer is known for varying prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the bowyer. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Honest Beer Druggist [+] The Honest Beer Druggist is a huge, damp-looking apothecary. The building faces north with a lap board storefront, no windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a spiteful lycanthrope named Jam Ferstone. The apothecary is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell fresh herbs, you hear yelling from the back of the shop, and you see bottles vials and stacks of grian and herbs. There are 2 customers in the apothecary. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Purple Fireplace Arena [+] The Purple Fireplace Arena is a large, neat-looking bleacher. The building faces north with a roof made from slate, a wood storefront, and round windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gluttonous half-dwarf named Donry Fertone. The bleacher is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 3 customers in the bleacher. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Perfumed Wench Wine Shoppe [+] The Perfumed Wench Wine Shoppe is a typical sized, dirty-looking vinyard. The building faces south with a few windows, a roof made from turf, and a mud storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a mopey troglodyte named Anraz. The vinyard is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the vinyard. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Wet Grog Meat Handlers [+] The Wet Grog Meat Handlers is a huge, messy-looking butchershop. The building faces northwest with a lap board storefront, two windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a patronizing lycanthrope named Mickry Burley. The butchershop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There is 1 customer in the butchershop. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Lascivious Ulcer Hats Shop [+] The Lascivious Ulcer Hats Shop is a normal sized, dusty-looking hat shop. The building faces south with a split wood storefront, three windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a guarded ogre named Dosh Beartooth. The hat shop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 2 customers in the hat shop. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Wobbling Iron Construction [+] The Wobbling Iron Construction is an average sized, clean-looking roofer. The building faces northeast with no windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a skeptical ogre named Dabal Oakfang. The roofer is known for high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 5 customers in the roofer. The roving thieves shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Belching Heart Botique [+] The Belching Heart Botique is an average sized, orderly-looking magic shop. The building faces southeast with two windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a clumsy elf named Belhiassa Teasen'wake. The magic shop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There is 1 customer in the magic shop. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Gelded Wagonhouse Reform School [+] The Gelded Wagonhouse Reform School is an average sized, disgusting-looking school. The building faces southwest with dirty windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a contrarian troglodyte named Gozlak. The school is known for high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 4 customers in the school. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Merry Maiden Brewery [+] The Merry Maiden Brewery is a small, cluttered-looking brewery. The building faces south with barred windows, a roof made from tile, and a brick storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an outlandish ogre named Gubal Oakroot. The brewery is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you smell hops and grain, you hear people singing, and you see piles of grain. There are 2 customers in the brewery. The roving thieves hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Royal Skull Chop House [+] The Royal Skull Chop House is a typical sized, packed-looking cutlery shop. The building faces northeast with many windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a deluded troglodyte named Ans. The cutlery shop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 3 customers in the cutlery shop. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Wooden Pig Temple [+] The Wooden Pig Temple is a huge, neat-looking shrine. The building faces northwest with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from turf, and no windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a greedy elf named Elriglas Moonbreeze. The shrine is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 5 customers in the shrine. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Lost Pony Inc. [+] The Lost Pony Inc. is an average sized, cluttered-looking winery. The building faces east with a roof made from slate, no windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a flirtatious lycanthrope named Dones Goodord. The winery is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 5 customers in the winery. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Robber Flask Inc. [+] The Robber Flask Inc. is a huge, cluttered-looking spicemerchant. The building faces northeast with many windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an old neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a territorial troglodyte named Ghrizer. The spicemerchant is known for high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 5 customers in the spicemerchant. The city guard shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Snoring Wine Healers [+] The Snoring Wine Healers is a typical sized, packed-looking hospital. The building faces south with a stone storefront, a roof made from turf, and many windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a smitten ogre named Poduk Bearfang. The hospital is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 4 customers in the hospital. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Belching Wagon Shoppe [+] The Belching Wagon Shoppe is a huge, packed-looking magic shop. The building faces east with a few windows, a roof made from slate, and a brick storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a vengeful lycanthrope named Mickes Marrell. The magic shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There is 1 customer in the magic shop. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Murdered Grog Inc. [+] The Murdered Grog Inc. is a small, messy-looking tavern. The building faces northwest with two windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a grieving half-dwarf named Daney Peterard. The tavern is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There is 1 customer in the tavern. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Knotted Frogs Inc. [+] The Knotted Frogs Inc. is a normal sized, cluttered-looking smithy. The building faces south with a masonry storefront, a roof made from slate, and three windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a forbidding elf named Halnaltel Darkshade. The smithy is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 2 customers in the smithy. The organized crime bosses harass the owner and patrons.