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Welcome to Eisenpar!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 1,430
  • Children: 18.74% (268)
  • Elderly: 19.72% (282)

Racial Breakdown

  • 899 half-orc (62.8%)
  • 196 elf (13.7%)
  • 103 half-dwarf (7.2%)
  • 99 gnome (6.9%)
  • 66 half-elf (4.6%)
  • 52 dwarf (3.6%)
  • 15 other (1%)

Misc.

  • 3 Districts
  • 74 Businesses
  • 159 Specialists
  • 187 Residences

Summary [-]

Eisenpar is a small town in the Upper Calaman Province with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile small town is moderately populated (3,742/sq km), covers 0.38 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 695 meters.

Climate [-]

Eisenpar has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are strong and the temperature is generally mild with little variation. Precipitation is strong, and the sky is continually overcast.

Astronomy [-]

Eisenpar sees a binary star overhead: Uur, an average yellow star and Lur, a large blue star. Eisenpar also has a single moon: Sinoka, a large briliant silver moon. In the night sky, you see three celestial objects: a massive nearby planet that has been around for decades, a massive pulsar that has been around for all eternity, and an imposing galaxy that has been around for millenia.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a solid basalt barricade that is 4 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 3.02 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 2 roads leading to Eisenpar; 1 road is major. The city is lined with smooth dirt tracks in a grid pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, poor, and wealthy.

Government [-]

Eisenpar is governed through a theocracy, where a deity is recognized as the supreme civil ruler, but the deity's laws are interpreted by ecclesiastical authorities. The government as a whole is seen as effective overall. Officials in Eisenpar are often seen as equitable and the policies are mocked. The political influence of Eisenpar in the region is wilting due to riots in the region. In times of crisis, the population comes together and fights as one.

Leader [-]

Eisenpar is ruled by Steward Taurma Tesbreaker. The Steward has been in power for mere hours and is loved by the people. There is peaceful opposition to the Steward and policies. The right to rule was granted by consensus, and that power is maintained through the support of merchant groups.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a grifters, who can be bribed. Justice is served by mob rule, with a common punishment being fines.

Crime [-]

Crime is common. The most common crime is fraud. The imprisonment rate is 1.61% of the population (23 adults).

Military [-]

Eisenpar has a reverent attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 214 citizens (15%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 85 (6%). Of the active duty military, 11 (5.25%) are special forces. Due to their reverent attitude and solid barricade, Eisenpar is properly fortified. Eisenpar fighters are despised for their use of axes in battle. They are much maligned for their phlanyx formations and are considered reasonably well skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Eisenpar is currently lively.

Resources [-]

Eisenpar is known for the following resources:

  • A creepy castle inhabited by wild quails that are visited frequently by travelers. Rumors tell of a chest containing penis sheathes in a nearby pit.
  • A blessed shrine inhabited by wild bats that are visited frequently by zombies. Somoeone said someone found a chest containing gold hidden around somewhere.
  • Magical new amber deposits that are visited frequently by locals. One might dig up piles of monkey wrenches in a well.
  • Chinchilla colonies that are visited frequently by vampires. One might dig up piles of silver in a tomb nearby.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In the days of yore, a hag frequented the woods when the wind blows from the south. People say that the hag will ask for your help, then carry you away.
  • Many years ago, an old woman lingered in the town. People say that the old woman will ask a favor of you, then carry you away.
  • In times past, the constable of Dun fun lived happily. Things were quiet, but one day a lich named Tbuk Giantshadow stole a priceless heirloom. The constable tried to stop the lich, but didn't get close. Along came a fashion concious kobold named Lot, who was an expert bowman. Lot had the thought to slay the lich by causing a distraction while others struck. When Lot faced the lich, Lot defeated Tbuk Giantshadow and rescued the hostages.
  • Long, long ago, an old man stalked the field. Commoners say that the old man will sneeze three times, then sell you into slavery.

Events [-]

Eisenpar is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Require an instructor learned in alchemy to tutor my child. Length of job expected to be short. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact S'herssen ahn Gheal for further details.
  • grog tester wanted. Must be clean. Will pay in gold. Contact Ceera if interested.
  • Bounty for squirrels, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Mib Headkiller.
  • Bounty for cockatrices, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Borril Graniteslasher.
  • Missing artifact. We suspect toads are the culprit. Will pay in gold. Must be quick on your feet. Contact Balgar Graysmith.
  • Required: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward available. Special attire required. Contact Xodexn Bigrot.
  • Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward available. Contact Serne Littleden.
  • Require an instructor learned in sorcery to tutor my child. Reward available. Contact Rinnas Spiritstride for more information.
  • Bounty for carniverous butterflies, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ket Blademurder.
  • Help Wanted: whiskey tester wanted. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Jamry Hargan.
  • Required: cheese tester wanted. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Dan Whitman.

People [-]

The people in Eisenpar ignore outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Beason Cobblewink is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a decent watercarrier. She appears forbidding.
  • Zozguul Armkiller is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled banker. He appears lonely.
  • Lorim Goodboot is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a skilled timberwright. She appears solemn.
  • Ilyvarava Hawkstryke is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled potter. She appears treasure-obsessed.
  • Jo Broliffe is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a renowned shipwright. He appears treasure-obsessed.
  • Davey Danden is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned sculptor. She appears efficient.
  • Adaelltars Swiftgrove is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned herbalist. She appears trusting.
  • Don Stawood is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent chickenbutcher. He appears guilty.
  • Toman Gearscope is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a mocked jailer. She appears smug.
  • Gab Gyrogadget is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled banker. She appears fatalistic.
  • Halelllas Lightwhisper is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent bather. He appears grieving.
  • Dav Giacott is an androgynous half-elf who is known in the region as being a decent butcher. It appears greedy.
  • Garorin Coldbarrel is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled rugmaker. She appears boastful.
  • Belnalai Kennyrbough is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a legendary scabbardmaker. He appears contrarian.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Adacone Honorspan, a gambling male halfling. He is a barbarian who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
  • Ilellava Aleacaller, a grieving female elf. She is a wizard who is delivering a message to a ruler.
  • Done Rosenen, a scattered male human. He is a commoner who is traveling the world as a trader.
  • Micke Briworth, a smug female half-orc. She is an expert who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
  • Mick MacSmithliffe, a shifty male half-orc. He is a druid who is here to destroy an artifact.
  • Dibduh Necksnapper, a healthy male half-orc. He is a druid who is on a mission for diplomacy.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Eisenpar:

  • The Slade Ulcer Poor House [+]
  • The Fermented Jane Shoppe [+]
  • The Leaping Baiter Glass Crafters [+]
  • The Dry Horse Shop [+]
  • The Perfumed Axe Wine Shoppe [+]
  • The Surly Wench Mercenary [+]
  • The Rolling Bag Inc. [+]
  • The Furious Cock Secondary School [+]
  • The Frosted Tree Temple [+]
  • The Frosty Peacock of All That Is Holy [+]
  • The Fermented Kraken Inc. [+]
  • The Rolling Dwarf Inc. [+]
  • The Last Crate Hats Shop [+]
  • The Sleepy Axe Inc. [+]