Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 1,430
- Children: 18.74% (268)
- Elderly: 19.72% (282)
Racial Breakdown
- 899 half-orc (62.8%)
- 196 elf (13.7%)
- 103 half-dwarf (7.2%)
- 99 gnome (6.9%)
- 66 half-elf (4.6%)
- 52 dwarf (3.6%)
- 15 other (1%)
Misc.
- 3 Districts
- 74 Businesses
- 159 Specialists
- 187 Residences
Summary [-]
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Eisenpar is known for the following resources:
- A creepy castle inhabited by wild quails that are visited frequently by travelers. Rumors tell of a chest containing penis sheathes in a nearby pit.
- A blessed shrine inhabited by wild bats that are visited frequently by zombies. Somoeone said someone found a chest containing gold hidden around somewhere.
- Magical new amber deposits that are visited frequently by locals. One might dig up piles of monkey wrenches in a well.
- Chinchilla colonies that are visited frequently by vampires. One might dig up piles of silver in a tomb nearby.
Culture [-]
Legends [-]
- In the days of yore, a hag frequented the woods when the wind blows from the south. People say that the hag will ask for your help, then carry you away.
- Many years ago, an old woman lingered in the town. People say that the old woman will ask a favor of you, then carry you away.
- In times past, the constable of Dun fun lived happily. Things were quiet, but one day a lich named Tbuk Giantshadow stole a priceless heirloom. The constable tried to stop the lich, but didn't get close. Along came a fashion concious kobold named Lot, who was an expert bowman. Lot had the thought to slay the lich by causing a distraction while others struck. When Lot faced the lich, Lot defeated Tbuk Giantshadow and rescued the hostages.
- Long, long ago, an old man stalked the field. Commoners say that the old man will sneeze three times, then sell you into slavery.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- Require an instructor learned in alchemy to tutor my child. Length of job expected to be short. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact S'herssen ahn Gheal for further details.
- grog tester wanted. Must be clean. Will pay in gold. Contact Ceera if interested.
- Bounty for squirrels, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Mib Headkiller.
- Bounty for cockatrices, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Borril Graniteslasher.
- Missing artifact. We suspect toads are the culprit. Will pay in gold. Must be quick on your feet. Contact Balgar Graysmith.
- Required: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward available. Special attire required. Contact Xodexn Bigrot.
- Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward available. Contact Serne Littleden.
- Require an instructor learned in sorcery to tutor my child. Reward available. Contact Rinnas Spiritstride for more information.
- Bounty for carniverous butterflies, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ket Blademurder.
- Help Wanted: whiskey tester wanted. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Jamry Hargan.
- Required: cheese tester wanted. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Dan Whitman.
People [-]
Citizens [-]
- Beason Cobblewink is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a decent watercarrier. She appears forbidding.
- Zozguul Armkiller is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled banker. He appears lonely.
- Lorim Goodboot is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a skilled timberwright. She appears solemn.
- Ilyvarava Hawkstryke is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled potter. She appears treasure-obsessed.
- Jo Broliffe is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a renowned shipwright. He appears treasure-obsessed.
- Davey Danden is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned sculptor. She appears efficient.
- Adaelltars Swiftgrove is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned herbalist. She appears trusting.
- Don Stawood is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent chickenbutcher. He appears guilty.
- Toman Gearscope is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a mocked jailer. She appears smug.
- Gab Gyrogadget is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled banker. She appears fatalistic.
- Halelllas Lightwhisper is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent bather. He appears grieving.
- Dav Giacott is an androgynous half-elf who is known in the region as being a decent butcher. It appears greedy.
- Garorin Coldbarrel is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled rugmaker. She appears boastful.
- Belnalai Kennyrbough is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a legendary scabbardmaker. He appears contrarian.
Travelers [-]
- Adacone Honorspan, a gambling male halfling. He is a barbarian who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
- Ilellava Aleacaller, a grieving female elf. She is a wizard who is delivering a message to a ruler.
- Done Rosenen, a scattered male human. He is a commoner who is traveling the world as a trader.
- Micke Briworth, a smug female half-orc. She is an expert who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
- Mick MacSmithliffe, a shifty male half-orc. He is a druid who is here to destroy an artifact.
- Dibduh Necksnapper, a healthy male half-orc. He is a druid who is on a mission for diplomacy.
Locales [-]
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These establishments worthy of mention in Eisenpar:
- The Slade Ulcer Poor House [+]
- The Fermented Jane Shoppe [+]
- The Leaping Baiter Glass Crafters [+]
- The Dry Horse Shop [+]
- The Perfumed Axe Wine Shoppe [+]
- The Surly Wench Mercenary [+]
- The Rolling Bag Inc. [+]
- The Furious Cock Secondary School [+]
- The Frosted Tree Temple [+]
- The Frosty Peacock of All That Is Holy [+]
- The Fermented Kraken Inc. [+]
- The Rolling Dwarf Inc. [+]
- The Last Crate Hats Shop [+]
- The Sleepy Axe Inc. [+]