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Welcome to Curlpost!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 25,052
  • Children: 15.60% (3,908)
  • Elderly: 22.00% (5,511)

Racial Breakdown

  • 10,673 mindflayer (42.6%)
  • 9,370 drow (37.4%)
  • 2,856 half-orc (11.4%)
  • 1,253 half-dwarf (5%)
  • 398 other (1.5%)
  • 251 gnome (1%)
  • 251 minotaur (1%)

Misc.

  • 8 Districts
  • 468 Businesses
  • 3,843 Specialists
  • 2,593 Residences

Summary [-]

Curlpost is a metropolis in the Bercanish County with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate metropolis is densely populated (29,161/sq km), covers 0.86 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 1046 meters.

Climate [-]

Curlpost has a Moist Continental climate, which is characterized by warm to cool summers and cold winters with severe snow storms, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are strong and the temperature is generally freezing with minor variation. Precipitation is moderate, and the sky is continually overcast.

Astronomy [-]

Curlpost sees a single star overhead: Krocun, an average orange star. Curlpost also has a double moon: Prodi, a small light blue moon and Chala, a supermassive briliant silver moon. In the night sky, you see nothing unusual.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a destroyed mud brick wall that is 2 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 3.85 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 5 roads leading to Curlpost; 1 road is major. The city is lined with well-maintained cobblestone paths in a grid pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: embassy, market, wealthy, trade, industry, fine shops, shops, and professional.

Government [-]

Curlpost is governed through a theocracy, where a deity is recognized as the supreme civil ruler, but the deity's laws are interpreted by ecclesiastical authorities. The government as a whole is seen as minimally competent. Officials in Curlpost are often seen as incorruptible and the policies are respected. The political influence of Curlpost in the region is declining due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population gives up their freedom in exchange for security.

Leader [-]

Curlpost is ruled by Lord Droorin Armorcoin. The Lord has been in power for mere days and is respected by the people. There is minor opposition to the Lord and policies. The right to rule was granted by force, and that power is maintained through random violence.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a trade guild, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served by a magistrate, with a common punishment being hard labor.

Crime [-]

Crime is unusual. The most common crime is murder. The imprisonment rate is 0.52% of the population (131 adults).

Military [-]

Curlpost has a disinterested attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 3319 citizens (13.25%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 1878 (7.5%). Of the active duty military, 149 (4.5%) are special forces. Due to their disinterested attitude and destroyed wall, Curlpost is terribly fortified. Curlpost fighters are much loved for their use of curved swords in battle. They are praised for their hoarde tactics and are considered spectacularly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Curlpost is currently failing.

Resources [-]

Curlpost is known for the following resources:

  • Scant vampire dragon wiers that are frequented by vampires. Jam Chrisston said rumors tell of bags of kitten mittens in a dungeon.
  • A magical tower inhabited by wild bats that are feared by witches. Rumors tell of a chest containing gold buried near there.
  • Many creepy cocoa bean fields that are avoided by children.
  • Substantial scorpion beds that are feared by locals. S'herssen teh Khalssen said one might dig up bags of saphires in a nearby pit.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In olden times, a witch wandered the woods during a full moon and was drawn towards murderers. Villagers say that the witch will ask a favor of you, then steal your soul.
  • Legends tell of Hathuul's Goose, a magical goose with the power to grant wishes. It hasn't reappeared in years.
  • Legends tell of Jenmida's Cauldron, a possessed cauldron with the knack to make someone speak the truth. It hasn't reappeared in years.
  • Legends tell of Danes' Lasso, a special lasso with the capability to summon angels. It was last seen years ago.
  • Legends tell of Gkutzar's Shoes, a possessed shoes with the power to find any item. It mysteriously disappeared.

Events [-]

Curlpost is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • I'm looking for rare derros, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Tbeb Foulgloom.
  • Looking for work? Bounty for grigs, dead or alive. May include some hazards. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Jemina Thunderganthi if intrigued.
  • A passing Adept is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with valuable information. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Gilxie Gearwink.
  • Require an instructor learned in alchemy to tutor my child. May include some hazards. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Aesvartel Banniwind.
  • Wanted: Need a change of pace? Keelas Domsinger has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward available. Contact Dragg Armripper.
  • Help Needed: Bounty for carniverous butterflies, dead or alive. Reward available. Contact Donic Clayon.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome darkmantles required. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Xodzar Biggloom.
  • Adept seeks apprentice. Reward is a secret. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Done Bersford.
  • Help! Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather eye of newt due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Cairnic Bloodvidol.
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Thorgan Dragonaltar if intrigued.
  • I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Discretion required. Contact Drimush Bonenor to learn more.
  • Required: cheese tester wanted. Will pay in gold. Special attire required. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Elvarssa Goldensong.
  • Help Needed: Seeking inter-planar messenger. Opportunity to earn a title. References required. Contact Adaly Wetghost if interested.
  • Looking for work? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Prior experience required. Contact Xuor Rockbasher.
  • Help Wanted: Need a change of pace? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward available. Contact Zerm Rantmouth for more information.
  • Wanted: boxing contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Length of job expected to be short. Experienced professionals only. Reward is a secret. Contact Alahiaava Kennyrform.
  • Bored? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen keg. Reward is a priceless heirloom. May include some hazards. Contact Don Berton.
  • I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Bornir Stormhelm for more details.
  • Need a change of pace? mephits-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Discretion required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Rhogt Mokcrusher.
  • Help Wanted: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen shovel. Reward is a priceless heirloom. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Yerzor heh Khalzor.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will pay in gold. Serious inquiries only. Contact James Andrwood.

People [-]

The people in Curlpost accept outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Ilhialas Blackheart is a female drow who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent entertainer. She appears skeptical.
  • Woure is a male mindflayer who is known in the city as being a gifted herbalist. He appears loud.
  • Jame Castore is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted dyer. She appears embittered.
  • Adaorin Strongtable is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled spicemerchant. He appears easily offended.
  • Carvin Wobbfiz is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a mocked ropemaker. He appears deluded.
  • Klarula Grimstrider is a male minotaur who is known in the city as being a gifted apothecary. He appears fashion concious.
  • Adadan Tinkerbolt is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled mercenary. He appears intimidated.
  • Barkon Dragonkiller is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a renowned courtier. He appears healthy.
  • Grimrin Carbonfoot is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled chickenbutcher. He appears drunken.
  • Goitra is a female mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a legendary sheriff. She appears cautious.
  • Haavarthil Stillrunner is a female drow who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled baker. She appears shifty.
  • Prar'toor is a male mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled chickenbutcher. He appears vengeful.
  • Dellanthil Keeneye is a female drow who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled cartwright. She appears skeptical.
  • Daves Jackville is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent timberwright. She appears authoritarian.
  • Don Brownman is an androgynous half-orc who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled magic dealer. It appears accusatory.
  • Jamey Marer is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled vintner. She appears jolly.
  • Joes Stanston is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a gifted chandler. He appears chatty.
  • Toshas Thundergan is a male minotaur who is known in the region as being a gifted pursemaker. He appears flirtatious.
  • Mhommuk Armnor is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a skilled harness maker. He appears insecure.
  • Danes Danworth is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a renowned blacksmith. She appears impatient.
  • Prirall is a male mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled beer seller. He appears fashion concious.
  • Estetrah Runesplitter is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled trader. He appears helpful.
  • Gab Cogglejet is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a mocked priest. He appears outlandish.
  • Hure is a female mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled herbalist. She appears jolly.
  • Goiide is a male mindflayer who is known in the city as being a skilled bucklemaker. He appears intimidated.
  • Mertra is a male mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre social worker. He appears conspirational.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Donry Matham, a patriotic male half-elf. He is a cleric who is delivering a message to a thug.
  • Kzzar Rantdoom, a jolly female goblin. She is a fighter who is following the voices.
  • Abaril Silverbeard, a jolly male dwarf. He is a commoner who is fleeing a natural disaster.
  • Danes Tramston, a drunken female half-dwarf. She is a rogue who is fleeing overdue taxes.
  • Trogg Moksnapper The Gray, a guilty female half-orc. She is a rogue who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
  • Arril Slateleg, a nosy male dwarf. He is an adept who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
  • Tmun Nightstomach, a gambling female bugbear. She is a commoner who is traveling with an expidition.
  • Adahialleu Moonsorrow, a lonely male drow. He is a wizard who is traveling the world as a beggar.
  • Tudunk Metalslay, a shifty female goblin. She is a cleric who is on a mission to capture someone.
  • Hubbash Skullripper, a self-obsessed female bugbear. She is a fighter who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
  • Lararttel Kindwatch, an efficient male drow. He is an expert who is seeking dishonest work.
  • Borgar Doughbattler, a clumsy female deep dwarf. She is a cleric who is cleaning out a monster infestation.
  • Micke Brownall, a shifty male lycanthrope. He is a cleric who is finding work as a mercenary.
  • Elhkaro, an impatient female troglodyte. She is an adept who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
  • Xodog Bigrot, a trusting male bugbear. He is an expert who is traveling the world as a beggar.
  • Hruinand Zhastalker, a pious female minotaur. She is a commoner who is here to destroy an artifact.
  • Dogan Rockroot, a patronizing male ogre. He is an adept who is here to destroy a rumor.
  • Po Bandaeye, a forbidding male halfling. He is an adept who is cleaning out a wealthy person.
  • Klonth, a lonely female mindflayer. She is an adept who is seeing the city.
  • Kezn Rantrender, an efficient male hobgoblin. He is a commoner who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.
  • Jeneno Cogglegadget, a cowed female gnome. She is a cleric who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Curlpost:

  • The Golden Wine Inc. [+]
  • The Ugly Thunderbird Designs [+]
  • The Vulgar Elves Furs [+]
  • The Oiled Greyhound Purse Shop [+]
  • The Happy Flask Millers [+]
  • The Wobblin' Beer Construction [+]
  • The Refuge Flask Work Camp [+]
  • The Bottomless Clowns Sport House [+]
  • The Twisted Wolfhound Shop [+]
  • The Dry Halflings Shoppe [+]
  • The Dancing Kettles Inc. [+]
  • The Horny Bull Legal Partners [+]
  • The Last Halflings Hats Shop [+]
  • The Splintered Paladin Shoes [+]
  • The Tired Days Shoppe [+]
  • The Ripped Iron Inc. [+]
  • The Vulgar Virgin Furs [+]
  • The Chicken Bucket Farmers Market [+]
  • The Singing Dwarf Dock Company [+]
  • The Marbled Thunderbird Inc. [+]
  • The Wobbly Pot Hostel [+]
  • The Burly Dragon Package Delivery [+]
  • The Musty Nomad [+]
  • The Red Mead Gaol [+]
  • The Stowaway Wagonhouse Color Shop [+]
  • The Punchin' Fireplace Locksmith [+]