Welcome to East Edmondesti!

East Edmondesti is known for the following resources:

• Substantial ape troops that are visited frequently by wenches. Jo Berland said one might find piles of penis sheathes buried near there.
• Paltry bee hives that are feared by witches. The locals speak of bags of emeralds in a tomb nearby.
• A haunted grave yard inhabited by wild clams that are feared by locals. Jam Castcombe said one might find a stash of iron maidens in a nearby pit.

• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Experienced professionals only. Reward available. Contact Grimag Deepcask for further details.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome stirge required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Anra.
• Needed: Malbornly Grubdigger has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Hallenava Jadeweave for further details.
• Barbarian seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Disthul to learn more.
• Bored? homuncului-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Thormir Broadship.
• Bored? Kia Geargadget has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Danes Giacoling.

• Throdin Dullvein is a female deep dwarf who is known in the region as being a legendary social worker. She appears self-obsessed.
• Falgrimda Tosswill is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a gifted bounty hunter. He appears gosipy.
• Zol is a male kobold who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked carpenter. He appears intimidating.
• Bordor Forgestaff is a male deep dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled lawyer. He appears trusting.
• Cor is a female kobold who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent locksmith. She appears grieving.
• Amagrim Melihill is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled adventurer. She appears spiteful.
• Wit is a female kobold who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled doctor. She appears solemn.
• Fal Goodlady is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled handyman. He appears nosy.

• Keb Darkbasher, a nihilistic female goblin. She is an expert who is traveling with an expidition.

These establishments worthy of mention in East Edmondesti:

• The Surly Beauty of Hell [+] The Surly Beauty of Hell is an average sized, cluttered-looking adventurers guild. The building faces north with a roof made from tile, two windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a lovelorn halfling named Ser Trillshadow. The adventurers guild is known for moderate prices for the assistance with minor problems there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you see weapons against the wall, you smell scent of oil, and you hear weapons being sharpened. There are 2 customers in the adventurers guild. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Victorious Hen Inc. [+] The Victorious Hen Inc. is a huge, packed-looking university. The building faces south with small windows, a roof made from turf, and a brick storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a worrying deep dwarf named Morrun Roarmoor. The university is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 4 customers in the university. The trade guild hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Sleeping Alicorn Inc. [+] The Sleeping Alicorn Inc. is a huge, dirty-looking workshop. The building faces southeast with a mud storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a worrying deep dwarf named Skarun Dullgem. The workshop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you see tools and bits of wood lying around, you smell sawdust, and you hear hammering from the back. There are 2 customers in the workshop. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Belching Skull Botique [+] The Belching Skull Botique is a large, dirty-looking magic shop. The building faces north with a roof made from tile, broken windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a patriotic deep dwarf named Garrim Thudriver. The magic shop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 4 customers in the magic shop. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Frosted Demon Shop [+] The Frosted Demon Shop is a small, clean-looking trading post. The building faces south with tiny windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a gambling halfling named Pergrinne Hornstick. The trading post is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 2 customers in the trading post. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Frosted Rock General Goods [+] The Frosted Rock General Goods is a huge, damp-looking trading post. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, a masonry storefront, and stained windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a worrying kobold named Teb. The trading post is known for high prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There is 1 customer in the trading post. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The White Weasels Inpirationsl Waters [+] The White Weasels Inpirationsl Waters is a normal sized, tidy-looking bath house. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, a split wood storefront, and stained windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a guilty kobold named Zol. The bath house is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. Upon entering you smell soap and flowers, you hear the sound of water running, and you see naked people walking around. There is 1 customer in the bath house. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Ugly Yawning Designs [+] The Ugly Yawning Designs is an average sized, crowded-looking engineering firm. The building faces north with a roof made from turf, broken windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a healthy kobold named Git. The engineering firm is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There is 1 customer in the engineering firm. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.