Welcome to Blanchmouth!

Blanchmouth is known for the following resources:

• A blessed mine inhabited by dangerous beavers that are visited frequently by townspeople. The locals speak of a stash of diamonds in a tomb nearby.
• A blessed cave inhabited by carnivorous kittens that are hunted by magic users. Somoeone said someone found bags of rubies hidden around somewhere.
• Ancient cocoa bean plantations that are feared by kittens. Khadd Armkiller said one might find bags of penis sheathes in a dungeon.

• Bounty for bats, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Yeral teh Ghezin.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen wagon wheel. Reward is a secret. Contact Bregd Brainmurder to learn more.
• Help Wanted: A passing Cleric is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will pay in gold. Contact Bellenlas Duskwater.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Glabguk Neckripper.
• Looking for work? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen keg. Length of job expected to be short. Must be clean. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Mickry Castorth for more information.
• Needed: Someone stole my goat. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will reward you with a land deed. Must submit to magical scrutiny. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Rbexn Bigbasher.
• Rogue seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Dane Andrll if intrigued.
• Someone stole my ring of wishes. Find the louse, dead or alive. May include some hazards. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Bonley Rocketsprocket.
• Bounty for squirrels, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Guk Oakroot.
• Bored? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Mild danger may be involved. Will reward you with valuable information. Must not smell. Contact Ham Gyrocog.
• Need a change of pace? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen ring of Cerobleh. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Prior experience required. Contact Jam Corster.

• Davic Braen is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled banker. She appears worrying.
• Donic Brahews is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a renowned social worker. He appears mocking.
• Don Bartoham is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted tailor. He appears gambling.
• Adaartaen Cyredblade is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled librarian. She appears homesick.
• Davry Simoninson is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled jailer. He appears greedy.
• Jamry Clayne is a female human who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled shoemaker. She appears territorial.
• Ogbdarg Legsnapper is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned specialty smith. She appears nihilistic.
• Chatai Jadesong is a female elf who is known in the city as being a mediocre plasterer. She appears jesterly.
• Nhugt Neckcrusher is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a mediocre bookbinder. She appears pacifistic.
• Davic Braleton is a male human who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled apothecary. He appears efficient.
• Dave Castne is a male human who is known in the world as being a skilled roofer. He appears jaded.
• Joic VanBartoick is a female human who is known in the region as being a decent locksmith. She appears chatty.
• Daney VanDaviderton is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a legendary painter. He appears impatient.
• Illellava Lightriver is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled fishmonger. He appears mocking.

• Mickic Colham, a nosy female half-orc. She is an adept who is here to destroy a misconception.
• Ilartava Blackhand, a resentful female elf. She is a paladin who is delivering a message to a merchant.
• Faehiathil Hlaewind, an unreliable female elf. She is a warrior who is traveling with an acting troupe.
• DaJoe Jackwood, an easily offended female human. She is an expert who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.

These establishments worthy of mention in Blanchmouth:

• The Blue Riverside Shop [+] The Blue Riverside Shop is an average sized, orderly-looking copyoffice. The building faces northeast with a masonry storefront, a roof made from turf, and dirty windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a gluttonous elf named Faeelliyn Jadestrike. The copyoffice is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There is 1 customer in the copyoffice. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Splintered Baiter Shoes [+] The Splintered Baiter Shoes is a huge, clean-looking shoe shop. The building faces south with a brick storefront, a few windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a forgetful human named Don VanCaran. The shoe shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you see a kitten, you smell scent of leather, and you hear the work of shoes. There are 5 customers in the shoe shop. The local gangs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Snoring Monkey Clinic [+] The Snoring Monkey Clinic is a normal sized, messy-looking hospital. The building faces south with a lap board storefront, no windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a fashion concious elf named Alaellssa Duskingbow. The hospital is known for steep prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 4 customers in the hospital. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Slippery Beer Cloth [+] The Slippery Beer Cloth is an average sized, orderly-looking mercer. The building faces north with a stone storefront, a roof made from thatch, and no windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a trusting elf named Alalenava Fairarrow. The mercer is known for very high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There is 1 customer in the mercer. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Eastern Silver Wares [+] The Eastern Silver Wares is a large, tidy-looking clothing shop. The building faces south with a lap board storefront, a roof made from slate, and many windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a scattered half-orc named Glubgush Necknor. The clothing shop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 3 customers in the clothing shop. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Sloppy Demon Study [+] The Sloppy Demon Study is a normal sized, tidy-looking library. The building faces north with three windows, a roof made from tile, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a pious human named Mick Gilerson. The library is known for moderate prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 3 customers in the library. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Lazy Hen Cart Repairs [+] The Lazy Hen Cart Repairs is a small, cluttered-looking cartwright. The building faces southeast with a wood storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an outlandish human named Mick Davidcombe. The cartwright is known for very high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 4 customers in the cartwright. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Violent Song Inc. [+] The Violent Song Inc. is a typical sized, dusty-looking university. The building faces southwest with a split wood storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a spiteful human named Jamic Andreorth. The university is known for fair prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 2 customers in the university. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Ugly Rock Designs [+] The Ugly Rock Designs is a large, neat-looking engineering firm. The building faces northwest with a lap board storefront, a roof made from turf, and two windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an impatient elf named Larriginne Kennyrwalker. The engineering firm is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 4 customers in the engineering firm. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Frosted Horse Temple [+] The Frosted Horse Temple is an average sized, tidy-looking church. The building faces northwest with a masonry storefront, a roof made from slate, and stained windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a gluttonous elf named Faetssa Wolfgrove. The church is known for dirt cheap prices for the long prayers there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you hear a low moaning, you see elegent golden decorations all around, and you smell scent of oil. There are 2 customers in the church. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Divine Axehandle Healers [+] The Divine Axehandle Healers is a normal sized, dusty-looking clinic. The building faces northeast with a roof made from tile, a bamboo storefront, and barred windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an unreliable half-orc named Jo Brownwood. The clinic is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 4 customers in the clinic. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Furious Frogs Middle School [+] The Furious Frogs Middle School is a large, tidy-looking school. The building faces southwest with a roof made from tile, tiny windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by an intimidated half-orc named Thamuzg Necknor. The school is known for moderate prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the school. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Whistling Thunderbird Inc. [+] The Whistling Thunderbird Inc. is an average sized, messy-looking tack shop. The building faces north with no windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a forbidding human named Mickic Harsone. The tack shop is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 4 customers in the tack shop. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Horny Flame Legal Partners [+] The Horny Flame Legal Partners is a typical sized, cluttered-looking barrister. The building faces north with tiny windows, a roof made from thatch, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a gluttonous elf named Gaevarai Norreshield. The barrister is known for high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell the scent of pork. There are 2 customers in the barrister. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.