Welcome to DeEddypost Center!

DeEddypost Center is known for the following resources:

• Paltry kitten glarings that are feared by vampires.
• Substantial woodpecker descents that are hunted by townspeople. Tguk Metalcutter said one might dig up a chest containing saphires in a tomb nearby.
• Tame parrot companies that are avoided by kittens. One might find a stash of small lyres buried near there.
• Primal rock salt fields that are avoided by locals. Prithul said somoeone said someone found piles of diamonds hidden around somewhere.
• Bountiful amber mines that are hunted by vampires. One might find piles of gold in a tomb nearby.

• Need a change of pace? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will pay in gold. Contact Nhuglah Legkiller.
• Wanted: Looking for work? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Done Broleton for more information.
• Looking for work? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Length of job expected to be short. No previous experience required. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Falrun Silverstaff.
• Someone stole my wagon wheel. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must be clean. Contact Jo Southter for more details.
• Looking for something new? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome darkmantles required. Will reward you with a land deed. Must submit to background check. Contact Danry Sheing for further details.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will reward you with a land deed. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Boga Bloodstride.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen shoe. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Elattel Norremoon.
• Looking for work? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather fresh paper due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Must be quick on your feet. Reward is a secret. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Zkasr Laughmurder if intrigued.
• Missing gemstone. We suspect feral cats are the culprit. Safety not guaranteed. Reward is a secret. Contact Doney Peterridge.
• Looking for work? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Adanir Irontable for more information.
• Bounty for rats, dead or alive. Must be quick on your feet. Will pay in gold. Contact Belttars Riftblaze.
• Looking for work? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Jory Peterden.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Weoan Sumthorn if intrigued.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather eye of newt due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will reward you with a land deed. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Donry Corin.
• Help! Someone stole my painting. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Ilylaniyn Bannistryke.
• Looking for work? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Experienced professionals only. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Elhka.
• Help Wanted: Bored? Require an instructor learned in local lore to tutor my child. Length of job expected to be short. Will pay in gold. Contact Alehiassa Banniseeker.
• Want to earn some quick coin? I have mephits in my basement, plz halp! Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Ilixril.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Mild danger may be involved. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Loag Foeship if intrigued.

• Naromd Bladebone is a female goblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked physician. She appears guarded.
• Danic Rosenand is a male lycanthrope who is known in the world as being a mediocre watercarrier. He appears smug.
• Broten Ironhost is a male goblin who is known in that part of town as being a skilled smith. He appears nihilistic.
• Rugunk Greatbasher is a female goblin who is known in that part of town as being a skilled vintner. She appears unreliable.
• Porg is a male troglodyte who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent bookbinder. He appears healthy.
• Klonrr is a female mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled harness maker. She appears embittered.
• Ilhiaai Kennyrgale is a female elf who is known in the region as being a gifted shipwright. She appears nervous.
• Aesriginne Cyredwaker is a male elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent handyman. He appears embittered.
• Aesrigssa Stillleaf is a male elf who is known in the region as being a decent saddler. He appears smug.
• Ghrika is a female troglodyte who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled collier. She appears nihilistic.
• Jam Kleinord is a female human who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled official. She appears jaded.
• Jory Sheton is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled butcher. He appears patriotic.
• Vothra is a female troglodyte who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled bookseller. She appears contrarian.
• Tmet Evilhand is a male goblin who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled official. He appears accusatory.
• Don Gooderson is an androgynous human who is known in that part of town as being a skilled physician. It appears mocking.
• Vothka is a female troglodyte who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled cheesemaker. She appears sick.
• James Whithews is a male lycanthrope who is known in the world as being a renowned roofer. He appears boastful.
• Ceeg is a female troglodyte who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled bookseller. She appears loud.
• Wrarr is a female mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled brewer. She appears egotistical.
• Vothka is a male troglodyte who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled messenger. He appears treasure-obsessed.
• Tils is a female troglodyte who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled adventurer. She appears healthy.
• Porka is a male troglodyte who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled jailer. He appears chatty.
• Filellinne Goldsworn is a male elf who is known in the city as being a legendary shipwright. He appears exhausted.

• Grumdor Talonguard, a battle-ready male dwarf. He is an expert who is seeking dishonest work.
• Cyruri Windfury, a chatty female minotaur. She is a ranger who is finding a long-lost friend.
• Bror Ghosttgloom, a gosipy male goblin. He is a commoner who is following a message from an angel.
• Mabgoz Armripper, a pious male orc. He is a barbarian who is here to destroy a rumor.
• Danry Casstone, an insecure male half-elf. He is a rogue who is doing something nefarious.
• Donry Chaley, an unreliable male half-elf. He is a sorcerer who is doing something secret.
• Jo Franden, a greedy male lycanthrope. He is a commoner who is seeking dishonest work.
• Xodexn Giantrender, a grieving female goblin. She is a paladin who is delivering a message to a scholar.
• Uduk Boarbranch, a guilty female ogre. She is a barbarian who is fleeing an abusive lover.
• Junton Electrofiz, a treasure-obsessed female gnome. She is a commoner who is traveling the world as a trader.
• Nat, a grieving male kobold. He is a commoner who is on a mission from the gods.
• Moten Laughgloom, a homesick male hobgoblin. He is an expert who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
• Porraz, a worrying male troglodyte. He is an expert who is cleaning out a monster infestation.

These establishments worthy of mention in DeEddypost Center:

• The Tired Weasels Supplies [+] The Tired Weasels Supplies is a large, filthy-looking chandlery shop. The building faces south with a brick storefront, a roof made from turf, and round windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an accusatory human named Joes Clayinson. The chandlery shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 4 customers in the chandlery shop. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Slumbering Demon Public Library [+] The Slumbering Demon Public Library is a normal sized, dusty-looking library. The building faces northeast with a stone storefront, a roof made from slate, and tiny windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a cowed troglodyte named Vothlak. The library is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 2 customers in the library. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Whirling Cat Meat Handlers [+] The Whirling Cat Meat Handlers is a large, neat-looking butchershop. The building faces south with three windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a sick human named Mickic Roseard. The butchershop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the butchershop. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Guinea Days Harnesses [+] The Guinea Days Harnesses is a large, disgusting-looking harness maker. The building faces northeast with a brick storefront, no windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an intimidated goblin named Mbok Bigshadow. The harness maker is known for high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There is 1 customer in the harness maker. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Dirty Dead City Guard [+] The Dirty Dead City Guard is a large, packed-looking barrack. The building faces northwest with a lap board storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a battle-ready elf named Haalenava Baequistar. The barrack is known for steep prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you smell sweat and beer, you hear voices, and you see bunk beds and lockers. There are 3 customers in the barrack. The police steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Nomadic Mead Inc. [+] The Nomadic Mead Inc. is a normal sized, crowded-looking weaver. The building faces northwest with a roof made from tile, a brick storefront, and three windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a healthy human named Dav Whitling. The weaver is known for fair prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There is 1 customer in the weaver. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Robber Jane Inc. [+] The Robber Jane Inc. is a small, filthy-looking spicemerchant. The building faces north with a lap board storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a jesterly lycanthrope named Davic Benson. The spicemerchant is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 2 customers in the spicemerchant. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Honest Wand Druggist [+] The Honest Wand Druggist is an average sized, filthy-looking apothecary. The building faces east with a roof made from slate, tiny windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a deluded goblin named Nburm Damnhowl. The apothecary is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you hear yelling from the back of the shop, you smell damp earth, and you see a small boy grinding something into powder in a bowl. There are 2 customers in the apothecary. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Slumbering Frog Public Library [+] The Slumbering Frog Public Library is a huge, dirty-looking library. The building faces northeast with round windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a battle-ready troglodyte named Gozg. The library is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 5 customers in the library. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Green Troll Ceramics [+] The Green Troll Ceramics is a typical sized, packed-looking pottery. The building faces southeast with tiny windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a beligerent mindflayer named Huthul. The pottery is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 4 customers in the pottery. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Violet Dead Butchery [+] The Violet Dead Butchery is an average sized, crowded-looking slaughterhouse. The building faces north with a wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and clean windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a patronizing troglodyte named Porlak. The slaughterhouse is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There is 1 customer in the slaughterhouse. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Wet Frog Meat Handlers [+] The Wet Frog Meat Handlers is an average sized, cluttered-looking butchershop. The building faces south with a lap board storefront, a roof made from turf, and round windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an embittered human named Mickes Andreinson. The butchershop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the butchershop. The mobsters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Flabby Wench [+] The Flabby Wench is a large, crowded-looking ropemaker. The building faces south with a split wood storefront, large windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a guarded human named Jame Marhews. The ropemaker is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There is 1 customer in the ropemaker. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Frosted Bucket Temple [+] The Frosted Bucket Temple is an average sized, tidy-looking church. The building faces south with a few windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a battle-ready mindflayer named Klon'ith. The church is known for suspiciously low prices for the clean sacrifices there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you see people walking around in a daze, you hear rhythmic chanting, and you smell weapons being sharpened. There are 5 customers in the church. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Stinky Princess House of Colors [+] The Stinky Princess House of Colors is a small, dusty-looking dyer. The building faces southeast with a mud storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed troglodyte named Elhzer. The dyer is known for high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you smell something fishy, you hear a bubbling sound, and you see lots of colored cloth and pots of dye. There are 3 customers in the dyer. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Elven Wagon Money Changers [+] The Elven Wagon Money Changers is a huge, filthy-looking bank. The building faces southwest with tiny windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by a fatalistic lycanthrope named Mickey VanDanham. The bank is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you hear muffled voices from the back, you smell earth, and you see and empty counter with bars in front of it. There are 5 customers in the bank. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Fat Jane Inc. [+] The Fat Jane Inc. is a small, tidy-looking tile shop. The building faces northeast with a lap board storefront, a roof made from thatch, and no windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a worrying troglodyte named Tilra. The tile shop is known for varying prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 3 customers in the tile shop. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Great Bunch Scabbards [+] The Great Bunch Scabbards is a typical sized, clean-looking scabbard maker. The building faces south with a wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and barred windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a trusting troglodyte named Porzer. The scabbard maker is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the scabbard maker. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Dew Dungeon City Guard [+] The Dew Dungeon City Guard is a small, disgusting-looking barrack. The building faces southeast with three windows, a roof made from thatch, and a mud storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a spiteful human named Davic Roseewicz. The barrack is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you smell sweat and beer, you see bunk beds and lockers, and you hear voices. There is 1 customer in the barrack. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Honest Dwarf Druggist [+] The Honest Dwarf Druggist is a small, damp-looking apothecary. The building faces east with a roof made from slate, small windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an accusatory human named Doney Chaell. The apothecary is known for very high prices for the products there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell damp earth, you hear a rythimic scraping, and you see a small boy grinding something into powder in a bowl. There are 5 customers in the apothecary. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Olde Octopus Bows R Us [+] The Olde Octopus Bows R Us is a huge, messy-looking bowyer. The building faces southwest with dirty windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a solemn troglodyte named Vothraz. The bowyer is known for very high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the bowyer. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Broken Ulcer Leatherworks [+] The Broken Ulcer Leatherworks is a large, tidy-looking leathershop. The building faces south with a masonry storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an easily offended mindflayer named Thzzthul. The leathershop is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 2 customers in the leathershop. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Lost House Word Smiths [+] The Lost House Word Smiths is a small, dusty-looking translator. The building faces north with a mud storefront, no windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by an impatient mindflayer named Kilthul. The translator is known for steep prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 3 customers in the translator. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.