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Welcome to Golders!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 39
  • Children: 17.95% (7)
  • Elderly: 17.95% (7)

Racial Breakdown

  • 20 kobold (51.2%)
  • 18 dwarf (46.1%)
  • 1 other (2.5%)

Misc.

  • 3 Districts
  • 0 Businesses
  • 0 Specialists
  • 6 Residences

Summary [-]

Golders is a settlement in the Cennahish County with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate settlement is sparsely populated (35/sq km), covers 1.11 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 1188 meters.

Climate [-]

Golders has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are continual and the temperature is generally chilly with high variation. Precipitation is moderate, and the sky is partly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Golders sees a single star overhead: Tor, an average white star. Golders also has a double moon: Motase, a large pale yellow moon and Spome, an average rusty red moon. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny pulsar that has been around for generations.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 3 roads leading to Golders; no roads are major. The city is lined with filthy dirt tracks in a fragmented parallel pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, poor, and trade.

Government [-]

Golders is governed through a commonwealth, where state authority is founded on law and united by a compact of the people for the common good. The government as a whole is seen as somwhat capable. Officials in Golders are often seen as resolute and the policies are mocked. The political influence of Golders in the region is maturing due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population gives up their freedom in exchange for security.

Leader [-]

Golders is ruled by Prime Minister Jamic Carfield. The Prime Minister has been in power for decades and is revered by the people. There is forceful opposition to the Prime Minister and policies. The right to rule was granted by divine will, and that power is maintained by strict laws and incorruptible guards.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by an organized crime bosses, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served by a kangaroo court, with a common punishment being stoning.

Crime [-]

Crime is common. The most common crime is domestic disturbance. The imprisonment rate is 0.00% of the population (0 adults).

Military [-]

Golders has a laid back attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 5 citizens (13.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 2 (6.75%). Of the active duty military, 0 (4.75%) are special forces. Due to their laid back attitude and lack of defensible wall, Golders is poorly fortified. Golders fighters are much loved for their use of tonfas in battle. They are praised for their hoarde tactics and are considered abysmally skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Golders is currently failing.

Resources [-]

Golders is known for the following resources:

  • Abundant kangaroo mobs that are avoided by magic users.
  • A creepy grave yard inhabited by defenseless dragons that are frequented by zombies. Halhiassa Wavestride said rumors tell of bags of diamonds in a dungeon.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Way back when, the townsfolk of Birmburg lived in harmony. Things were good, but one day Chtu'toor the lich slayed a local hero. The townsfolk tried to stop the lich, but were caught. Along came a halfling named Hilne Crazygirdle, who was a skilled storyteller. Hilne had the thought to slay the lich by making a wager with Chtu'toor. When Hilne Crazygirdle faced the lich, Hilne Crazygirdle tricked Chtu'toor and rescued the hostages.
  • Legends tell of Grimbul's Rake, a possessed rake with the ability to speak for itself. It was stolen from a locked vault.
  • Legends tell of Chief Rhuglog's Apple, a possessed apple with the capability to make people cry. It disappeared after an attack by bandits.
  • In the days of yore, a monster named Khalzin hunted the world. Some say that if you face her, you will be stricken deaf.

Events [-]

Golders is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Needed: A passing Warrior is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Must be a quick learner. Safety not guaranteed. Will pay in gold. Contact Zomn Darkkill to learn more.
  • Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Safety not guaranteed. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Tomlita Electrotonk.
  • Help Wanted: Need a change of pace? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. May include some hazards. Reward available. Contact Elaellthil Duskingmist.
  • Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will pay in gold. Contact Nigborg Armcracker.
  • Sorcerer seeks apprentice. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Podeda Waterjay.
  • Help Needed: Require an instructor learned in local lore to tutor my child. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Dones MacSmithard.

People [-]

The people in Golders despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Lat is a female kobold who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled miller. She appears gosipy.
  • Grimdin Coralplate is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a legendary mercer. He appears nosy.
  • Snorrin Crunchhunter is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent scribe. She appears drunken.
  • Loril Moonface is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled mercenary. She appears patronizing.
  • Ababin Moonblood is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled woodworker. She appears pious.
  • Vaz is a male kobold who is known in the city as being a skilled sage. He appears guilty.
  • Brogan Sunkiller is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a renowned rugmaker. He appears patronizing.
  • Yordal Coppermill is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent bowyer. He appears smitten.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Drodor Graytracker, an accusatory male dwarf. He is an adept who is traveling with an expidition.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Golders:

  • The Marbled Dungeon Inc. [+]
  • The Randy Axe Group [+]
  • The Fumbling Yawning Fine Books [+]
  • The Fumbling Cat Fine Books [+]
  • The Stinky Dragon House of Colors [+]
  • The Splintered Badger Healers [+]
  • The Salty Bunch Timberyard [+]
  • The Old Stump Fine Bows [+]