Welcome to Lidderwater!

Lidderwater is known for the following resources:

• A magical fort inhabited by wild woodpeckers that are avoided by townspeople. One might dig up piles of penis sheathes in a well.
• A blessed fort inhabited by tame chinchillas that are hunted by unicorns.
• A magical grave yard inhabited by poisonous crows that are feared by zombies. Davry Harne said rumors tell of a stash of kitten mittens in a well.
• Substantial clay deposits that are feared by locals. Tommrog Bonekiller said rumors tell of bags of iron maidens in a nearby pit.

• Need a change of pace? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will pay in gold. Contact Mor Nighthand.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will pay in gold. Contact Maldo Coldcloak.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Opportunity to earn a title. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Falnir Brighthand.
• Wanted: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Safety not guaranteed. Guild membership required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Kliddakh Legbreaker if intrigued.
• Need a change of pace? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather eye of newt due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward is a secret. May include some hazards. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Alli Geargadget.
• Bounty for cockatrices, dead or alive. Length of job expected to be short. Will pay in gold. Contact Halhiaai Dryearsworn.
• Help Needed: Need a change of pace? wine tester wanted. Will owe you a huge favor. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact S'hooral seh S'herzor.
• Help! Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a secret. Contact Dronir Stonefighter.
• Help! Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward is a secret. Contact Done Marticombe.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Must not smell. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Duduk Bearroot if interested.
• carniverous butterflies-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with valuable information. Prior experience required. Contact Filhiaiyn Shadestride if intrigued.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Danes VanCasord.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather certain supplies due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward available. Contact Fluide.

• Davey Dilne is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled trader. She appears melancholy.
• Grimorin Honormolder is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre baker. He appears quiet.
• Grumbor Graysmelter is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a skilled lawyer. He appears deluded.
• Cotvin Thermosprocket is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a mediocre herbalist. She appears resentful.
• Elmai Chubbstick is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a skilled cartwright. She appears beligerent.
• Morgar Honortoe is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre coach driver. He appears melancholy.
• Dav Giacohouse is a female human who is known in the city as being a skilled actor. She appears fatalistic.
• Toldene Hairymidas is a male halfling who is known in the region as being a decent chickenbutcher. He appears fashion concious.
• Mal Cobblegadget is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a legendary barber. He appears pacifistic.
• Fal Glitterwanderer is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a renowned librarian. She appears egotistical.
• Skarun Jetfinger is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a gifted teamster. She appears attentive.
• Nisurz Skullkiller is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a decent woodseller. He appears embittered.
• Nhobush Legcrusher is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled baker. He appears nervous.
• Barnir Coalring is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled woodseller. She appears jaded.
• James Southill is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled woodcarver. He appears drunken.
• Joic Clayham is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a decent bookbinder. He appears unreliable.

• Jam Morerley, a self-obsessed male human. He is a commoner who is seeking thrills and adventure.
• Don Whiteing, an authoritarian male half-dwarf. He is a commoner who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Ilyelllleu Shadegale, a territorial female elf. She is a monk who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
• Jamry Rosenord, an embittered male human. He is an expert who is delivering a message to a peasant.
• Delhiatars Morningglider, a skeptical male elf. He is an aristocrat who is delivering a message to a thug.
• Jo Clayes, a self-obsessed male half-orc. He is a commoner who is traveling with a circus.
• Adaina Gearscope, an impatient female gnome. She is a rogue who is following the voices.
• Darnalinne Windheart, a battle-ready male elf. He is a warrior who is doing something impossible.

These establishments worthy of mention in Lidderwater:

• The Naughty Heart Glove Shop [+] The Naughty Heart Glove Shop is a large, filthy-looking glove shop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, a brick storefront, and barred windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a skeptical half-orc named Miglbub Bonebreaker. The glove shop is known for varying prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 3 customers in the glove shop. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Squalid Wench Shoes Inc. [+] The Squalid Wench Shoes Inc. is a small, tidy-looking shoe shop. The building faces southeast with dirty windows, a roof made from turf, and a mud storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an intimidating dwarf named Snororin Uglyhammer. The shoe shop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you hear the work of shoes, you see old shoes and bit of leather, and you smell scent of leather. There are 5 customers in the shoe shop. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Gray Skull Inc. [+] The Gray Skull Inc. is a small, neat-looking transportation. The building faces southeast with a masonry storefront, a roof made from tile, and many windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a sick human named Danes Andren. The transportation is known for steep prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the transportation. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Flabby Hatchet . [+] The Flabby Hatchet . is an average sized, damp-looking ropemaker. The building faces south with broken windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an attentive gnome named Bontsy Thermoblast. The ropemaker is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There is 1 customer in the ropemaker. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Hilltop Alicorn Shoppe [+] The Hilltop Alicorn Shoppe is an average sized, orderly-looking apothecary. The building faces south with a split wood storefront, no windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a fatalistic gnome named Wizdan Greaseblast. The apothecary is known for minimal prices for the products there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you hear silence, you see bottles vials and stacks of grian and herbs, and you smell fresh herbs. There are 5 customers in the apothecary. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Old Kraken Bows R Us [+] The Old Kraken Bows R Us is a typical sized, cluttered-looking bowyer. The building faces northwest with small windows, a roof made from turf, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a flirtatious gnome named Aiva Wizzfiz. The bowyer is known for high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 2 customers in the bowyer. The police steals from the owner and patrons.
• The New Cavern Inc. [+] The New Cavern Inc. is a small, crowded-looking studio. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, a lap board storefront, and broken windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a loud gnome named Ailey Cogglebun. The studio is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 3 customers in the studio. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Shining Lion Bindary [+] The Shining Lion Bindary is a typical sized, orderly-looking bookbinder. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, a lap board storefront, and clean windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an intimidated gnome named Tor Rocketwink. The bookbinder is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you smell old parchment and you see books and papers everywhere. There are 5 customers in the bookbinder. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Chicken Riverside Farms [+] The Chicken Riverside Farms is a large, dirty-looking haymerchant. The building faces south with barred windows, a roof made from tile, and a wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a worrying half-dwarf named Grunorin Redsapper. The haymerchant is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the haymerchant. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Smithy Mead Bakery [+] The Smithy Mead Bakery is a small, packed-looking bakery. The building faces south with two windows, a roof made from thatch, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a thick gnome named Cotlita Greasebun. The bakery is known for dirt cheap prices for the a warm smile there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you smell scent fresh bread, you see fresh rolls, and you hear a kitten mewing. There are 3 customers in the bakery. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Lascivious Wand Inc. [+] The Lascivious Wand Inc. is a large, damp-looking smithy. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, a wood storefront, and large windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a resentful half-orc named Klalub Bonekiller. The smithy is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 2 customers in the smithy. The city guard shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Red Hall Prison [+] The Red Hall Prison is a large, dirty-looking jailhouse. The building faces southeast with two windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by a contrarian gnome named Alli Thermojet. The jailhouse is known for fair prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 4 customers in the jailhouse. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Severed Hall Candle Maker [+] The Severed Hall Candle Maker is a typical sized, cluttered-looking illuminator. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, many windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a prejudiced human named Mickey VanRoseard. The illuminator is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 2 customers in the illuminator. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Strangled Eagle General Merchandise [+] The Strangled Eagle General Merchandise is a large, clean-looking general store. The building faces north with a few windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a resentful dwarf named Grimond Ratsmith. The general store is known for minimal prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 5 customers in the general store. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Drifting Kraken House [+] The Drifting Kraken House is a huge, tidy-looking civic center. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, three windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by an embittered human named Dave Christone. The civic center is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 2 customers in the civic center. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Knotted Hearthstone Inc. [+] The Knotted Hearthstone Inc. is a huge, dirty-looking smithy. The building faces southeast with a split wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and tiny windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a sick human named Joey Tramston. The smithy is known for high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There is 1 customer in the smithy. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.