Welcome to Labbor!

Labbor is known for the following resources:

• Kitten glarings that are avoided by locals.
• An old shrine inhabited by poisonous dragons that are frequented by unicorns. The locals speak of piles of penis sheathes buried near there.
• Creepy cork trees that are frequented by witches.
• A magical shrine inhabited by dangerous parrots that are avoided by travelers. Alelaninne Kennyrsight said somoeone said someone found a stash of diamonds in a tomb nearby.

• Looking for work? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Yorril Greaseysmelter for more information.
• Help Wanted: Missing peg leg. We suspect grigs are the culprit. Will pay in gold. Contact Sszre.
• Needed: Hallanlas Bladeblade has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward available. Contact Dzuzar Rantdamn.
• Bored? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. May include some hazards. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Cees to learn more.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Someone stole my key. Find the louse, dead or alive. Reward available. Contact Khalssen teh Khalzin for more details.
• Require an instructor learned in astrology to tutor my child. Reward is a secret. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Thorgar Orangeslasher if intrigued.
• Help Needed: Looking for something new? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather certain supplies due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. No pay until task is completed successfully. No previous experience required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Amael Sproutwart if intrigued.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Gip.
• Bored? I have bats in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Coly Millley.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Thoggogh Mokcrusher.
• Someone stole my wagon wheel. Find the louse, dead or alive. No pay until task is completed successfully. Experienced professionals only. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Hatha Athstrider for more information.
• A passing Sorcerer is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will owe you a huge favor. Mild danger may be involved. References required. Contact Tomby Greasebit for more information.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Length of job expected to be short. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Po Overswan.
• Help Needed: I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward is a priceless heirloom. May include some hazards. Contact Adadal Blackbaker.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. No pay until task is completed successfully. Reward is a secret. Contact Garorin Rubyvein to learn more.

• Car Fusegadget is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a mediocre woodcarver. She appears apologetic.
• Davic Gilton is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a renowned carpenter. He appears impatient.
• Davey Davston is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled baker. She appears mocking.
• Bardor Wheelarm is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a renowned handyman. He appears helpful.
• Thormir Grayriver is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled chickenbutcher. He appears solemn.
• Grimgan Iceeye is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled copyist. She appears jolly.
• Don Southster is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a decent wine seller. She appears fatalistic.
• Adakey Triggersprocket is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a renowned jailer. She appears melancholy.
• Jam Smithston is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled official. She appears shifty.
• Abataen Teasen'mane is a male elf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled copyist. He appears flirtatious.
• Beaton Tinkerbit is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a skilled cooper. She appears intimidated.
• Aleellssa Oakborne is a male elf who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled laborer. He appears healthy.
• Bab Electrotonk is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled courtier. He appears homesick.
• Larvartars Baequileaf is a male elf who is known in the world as being a mediocre tavern. He appears exhausted.
• Dav Stoes is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a gifted ship captain. He appears patriotic.
• Mickes Wilall is a male human who is known in the region as being a gifted teamster. He appears thick.
• Joe Smithett is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled timberwright. He appears loud.
• Babxie Tiddlysprocket is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a mocked priest. He appears lovelorn.

• Dav Robertwell, an egotistical male half-orc. He is a warrior who is here to buy spices.
• Danic Caran, an intimidated male human. He is a wizard who is finding a missing heir.
• Jo Barll, a fatalistic female half-dwarf. She is a commoner who is delivering a message to a scholar.
• Delhiainne Dewfire, a worrying male half-elf. He is an adept who is traveling with a diplomat.
• Mal Tighden, a self-obsessed male halfling. He is an aristocrat who is on a mission to collect a debt.
• Gaenalaen Bladesong, a gambling male elf. He is a commoner who is doing something amazing.
• Bordin Paperstream, an outlandish female half-dwarf. She is a commoner who is cleaning out a monster infestation.
• Darlanai Shadeglow, a fashion concious female elf. She is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.
• Jamey Wilidge, a patronizing male half-elf. He is a commoner who is finding a long-lost parent.
• Dan Castbrook, a trusting female human. She is a commoner who is delivering a message to a scholar.

These establishments worthy of mention in Labbor:

• The Wet Toad Butchers [+] The Wet Toad Butchers is a normal sized, cluttered-looking butchershop. The building faces southwest with round windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a xenophobic dwarf named Brogin Darkbeard. The butchershop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 4 customers in the butchershop. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Gelded Pipe High School [+] The Gelded Pipe High School is a large, dirty-looking school. The building faces southwest with a roof made from tile, small windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by an authoritarian half-dwarf named Adabin Hawkkeg. The school is known for varying prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 5 customers in the school. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Sleepy Darkroot Cloth [+] The Sleepy Darkroot Cloth is a small, filthy-looking mercer. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, a brick storefront, and stained windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a guilty half-dwarf named Balril Rusthelm. The mercer is known for high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 2 customers in the mercer. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Worn Wand Shrine [+] The Worn Wand Shrine is a large, neat-looking shrine. The building faces southwest with barred windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an impatient elf named Faevarinne Bluewatch. The shrine is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the shrine. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Mangy Lion Translations [+] The Mangy Lion Translations is a normal sized, filthy-looking translator. The building faces northeast with tiny windows, a roof made from thatch, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a helpful elf named Elarttars Wishsong. The translator is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There is 1 customer in the translator. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Burly Maiden Mail Service [+] The Burly Maiden Mail Service is a large, messy-looking post office. The building faces southwest with a stone storefront, a roof made from tile, and many windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a trusting human named James Shesone. The post office is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the post office. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Drowned Cock Herbalist [+] The Drowned Cock Herbalist is a typical sized, orderly-looking herbalist shop. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a brick storefront, and stained windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a nosy half-dwarf named Daves Stanley. The herbalist shop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 2 customers in the herbalist shop. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Great Cock Sheath Store [+] The Great Cock Sheath Store is a large, messy-looking scabbard maker. The building faces east with a masonry storefront, a roof made from turf, and dirty windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a mopey elf named Halvarthil Hlaedawn. The scabbard maker is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 3 customers in the scabbard maker. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Wild Paladin Inpirationsl Waters [+] The Wild Paladin Inpirationsl Waters is a small, damp-looking bath house. The building faces southeast with a mud storefront, a roof made from thatch, and round windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an egotistical elf named Filartanae Whiteoak. The bath house is known for high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. Upon entering you hear soft music, you smell soap and flowers, and you see naked people walking around. There are 5 customers in the bath house. The trade guild hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Greasy Wolfhound Sheath Store [+] The Greasy Wolfhound Sheath Store is a huge, smelly-looking scabbard maker. The building faces south with stained windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a territorial half-dwarf named Grumdin Rusthead. The scabbard maker is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 5 customers in the scabbard maker. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Pink Clowns Wine Shoppe [+] The Pink Clowns Wine Shoppe is a normal sized, tidy-looking vinyard. The building faces southwest with dirty windows, a roof made from turf, and a wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a pious human named Davic Petrer. The vinyard is known for varying prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 5 customers in the vinyard. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Fat Pot Inc. [+] The Fat Pot Inc. is a small, dirty-looking tile shop. The building faces south with barred windows, a roof made from slate, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a quiet gnome named Tomby Greasesprocket. The tile shop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 2 customers in the tile shop. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Snoring Yawning Healing House [+] The Snoring Yawning Healing House is a small, smelly-looking hospital. The building faces east with a stone storefront, three windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a fashion concious human named Dones Berand. The hospital is known for high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 4 customers in the hospital. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Voluptuous Greyhound Furs [+] The Voluptuous Greyhound Furs is a normal sized, neat-looking furtrade. The building faces southeast with a split wood storefront, a roof made from tile, and broken windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an efficient gnome named Junan Triggerblast. The furtrade is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 4 customers in the furtrade. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Murdered Hatchet Inc. [+] The Murdered Hatchet Inc. is a normal sized, damp-looking tavern. The building faces northeast with a mud storefront, a roof made from thatch, and small windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a patronizing dwarf named Balmir Darkchest. The tavern is known for steep prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 4 customers in the tavern. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Wiley Devil Store [+] The Wiley Devil Store is a large, cluttered-looking shop. The building faces south with a lap board storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a solemn dwarf named Durond Drumkiller. The shop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 2 customers in the shop. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Gutted Ulcer Harnesses [+] The Gutted Ulcer Harnesses is a huge, messy-looking harness maker. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, a masonry storefront, and stained windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a resentful dwarf named Durorin Bearbreaker. The harness maker is known for very high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There is 1 customer in the harness maker. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Thirsty Priest Temple [+] The Thirsty Priest Temple is a small, smelly-looking temple. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a few windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an unreliable gnome named Hamton Wizzscope. The temple is known for steep prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There is 1 customer in the temple. The roving thieves shakes down the owner and patrons.