Welcome to Mount Grundyton River!

Mount Grundyton River is known for the following resources:

• Plentiful timber forests that are frequented by children. Jamey Brownett said one might dig up piles of penis sheathes buried near there.
• Unlimited vampire beaver colonies that are avoided by gru. Jam Braridge said somoeone said someone found a stash of emeralds in a nearby pit.
• Tame clam beds that are visited frequently by townspeople. Grimnir Ashship said somoeone said someone found a chest containing small lyres in a well.

• drinking contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with valuable information. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Donic Clayewicz.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen statue. Reward available. Contact Rugerm Darkrender for further details.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Special attire required. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Narok Giantdoom for more details.
• Help Wanted: Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a secret. No previous experience required. Contact Danry Jamestone for more information.
• Looking for something new? Require an instructor learned in morbid obesity research to tutor my child. Guild membership required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact S'hoorzor fe Ghezor if interested.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome carniverous butterflies required. Will reward you with valuable information. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Tror Ironkill.
• Missing potato. We suspect toads are the culprit. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Garond Doughgrieve.
• Needed: A passing Commoner is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Mibboz Neckkiller.

• Dararttel Riftsun is a female elf who is known in the region as being a decent shoemaker. She appears embittered.
• Joey Jackrough is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a mediocre lawyer. She appears beligerent.
• Ilartlas Duskdawn is a male elf who is known in the region as being a gifted glovemaker. He appears fashion concious.
• Elataen Myrthstryke is a male elf who is known in the world as being a gifted jailer. He appears homesick.
• James Peterworth is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a renowned shipwright. He appears resentful.
• Jamey Stoland is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a decent painter. She appears guarded.
• Ervarssa Tyrstride is a male elf who is known in the region as being a skilled messenger. He appears beligerent.
• Larriglas Kennyrmane is a female elf who is known in the region as being a mediocre armorer. She appears guarded.
• Jo Stoen is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a gifted chandler. She appears forgetful.
• Mick Corhews is a male human who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled librarian. He appears worrying.

• Dav Davidster, a chatty male human. He is a warrior who is on a mission to collect a debt.
• Halartthil Norreshine, a grieving female elf. She is a commoner who is following the voices.

These establishments worthy of mention in Mount Grundyton River:

• The Bottomless Beer Fish House [+] The Bottomless Beer Fish House is a small, packed-looking fishery. The building faces east with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from turf, and dirty windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a forgetful half-orc named Dash Skullbreaker. The fishery is known for steep prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell no fish. There are 2 customers in the fishery. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Mulled House Brewery [+] The Mulled House Brewery is a small, neat-looking brewery. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, a stone storefront, and broken windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a jolly elf named Larartava Kennyrwhisper. The brewery is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you smell hops and grain, you hear people singing, and you see bags of hops. There are 2 customers in the brewery. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Blind Frog Shop [+] The Blind Frog Shop is a normal sized, dusty-looking copyoffice. The building faces northeast with a brick storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a sick elf named Faehiatel Dirthfeather. The copyoffice is known for very high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 2 customers in the copyoffice. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Boiling Dungeon Sport House [+] The Boiling Dungeon Sport House is a huge, filthy-looking fishery. The building faces northwest with no windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a fatalistic human named Dan Marand. The fishery is known for very high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell no fish. There are 4 customers in the fishery. The city watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Frosty Rooster of All That Is Holy [+] The Frosty Rooster of All That Is Holy is a typical sized, packed-looking church. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, round windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a deluded half-orc named Arurz Mokcracker. The church is known for high prices for the clean sacrifices there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you hear a low moaning, you smell weapons being sharpened, and you see elegent golden decorations all around. There are 5 customers in the church. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Guinea Frogs Harnesses [+] The Guinea Frogs Harnesses is a small, smelly-looking harness maker. The building faces south with round windows, a roof made from slate, and a stone storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a self-obsessed half-orc named Shuz Mokkiller The Brave. The harness maker is known for high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There is 1 customer in the harness maker. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Weary Bag Rugs [+] The Weary Bag Rugs is a typical sized, dusty-looking rugmaker. The building faces northwest with tiny windows, a roof made from thatch, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a melancholy half-orc named Traz Mokripper. The rugmaker is known for very high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There is 1 customer in the rugmaker. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Whistling Axehandle Inc. [+] The Whistling Axehandle Inc. is a large, disgusting-looking tack shop. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, broken windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a boastful human named Mick MacCastwood. The tack shop is known for very high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 5 customers in the tack shop. The roving thieves shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Prancing Nomad Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Prancing Nomad Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is an average sized, neat-looking bucklery. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, a wood storefront, and many windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by an attentive human named Dave Caston. The bucklery is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the bucklery. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Cardinal Hearthstone Mail Service [+] The Cardinal Hearthstone Mail Service is a large, messy-looking post office. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a stone storefront, and a few windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a spiteful half-orc named Bibdosh Bonecracker. The post office is known for fair prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the post office. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.