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Welcome to Bad Bradden!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 23,153
  • Children: 40.10% (9,284)
  • Elderly: 4.50% (1,041)

Racial Breakdown

  • 12,665 mindflayer (54.7%)
  • 9,979 dwarf (43.1%)
  • 277 other (1.1%)
  • 232 drow (1%)

Misc.

  • 9 Districts
  • 437 Businesses
  • 3,552 Specialists
  • 2,412 Residences

Summary [-]

Bad Bradden is a metropolis in the Moolbe Province with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate metropolis is densely populated (29,303/sq km), covers 0.79 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 1002 meters.

Climate [-]

Bad Bradden has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are breezy and the temperature is generally cold with little variation. Precipitation is trivial, and the sky is continually overcast.

Astronomy [-]

Bad Bradden sees a single star overhead: Kroj, a large yellow star. Bad Bradden also has a double moon: Prola, an average pale yellow moon and Chale, an average rusty red moon. In the night sky, you see nothing unusual.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a fortified Iron fortification that is 14 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 3.50 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 4 roads leading to Bad Bradden; 2 roads are major. The city is lined with well-maintained cobblestone paths in a looped pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, mercy, wealthy, trade, prison, industry, warehouse, racial, and professional.

Government [-]

Bad Bradden is governed through a theocracy, where a deity is recognized as the supreme civil ruler, but the deity's laws are interpreted by ecclesiastical authorities. The government as a whole is seen as efficient. Officials in Bad Bradden are often seen as resolute and the policies are loved. The political influence of Bad Bradden in the region is negligible due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population gives up their freedom in exchange for security.

Leader [-]

Bad Bradden is ruled by Elder Ghaduk Oxclaw. The Elder has been in power for mere days and is praised by the people. There is forceful opposition to the Elder and policies. The right to rule was granted by appointment, and that power is maintained by strict laws and corrupt guards.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by an organized crime bosses, but are loosely enforced. Justice is served by a kangaroo court, with a common punishment being hard labor.

Crime [-]

Crime is common. The most common crime is fraud. The imprisonment rate is 0.52% of the population (121 adults).

Military [-]

Bad Bradden has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 3125 citizens (13.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 1562 (6.75%). Of the active duty military, 171 (5.5%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and fortified fortification, Bad Bradden is terribly fortified. Bad Bradden fighters are much loved for their use of butterfly swords in battle. They are praised for their hoarde tactics and are considered spectacularly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Bad Bradden is currently failing.

Resources [-]

Bad Bradden is known for the following resources:

  • Many poisonous scorpion beds that are visited frequently by witches. Alanalaen Silentfire said rumors tell of bags of kitten mittens in a nearby pit.
  • Huge rock salt deposits that are feared by townspeople. Elinada Shortbot said one might find a chest containing saphires hidden around somewhere.
  • Endangered clam beds that are frequented by townspeople. Tilra said one might find a stash of silver in a well.
  • A haunted shrine inhabited by tame kangaroos that are frequented by vampires. Duap Eaglebranch said one might dig up a stash of rubies in a dungeon.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Years ago, a vampire named Kronbub frequented the town. Some say that if you caught him, you will never be seen again.

Events [-]

Bad Bradden is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Wanted: Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward is a secret. Contact Blaglab Bonenor if intrigued.
  • Help Needed: Commoner seeks apprentice. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Guild membership required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Skagin Greaseysword.
  • Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will pay in gold. Contact Jamry Antonewicz for further details.
  • imps-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Jamey Jamecombe.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen goat. Reward is a secret. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Jam Ferson.
  • Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Discretion required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Malmira Thornbottom.
  • I'm looking for rare squirrels, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Opportunity to earn a title. May include some hazards. Must submit to background check. Contact Elhzer.
  • Help Needed: Require an instructor learned in sorcery to tutor my child. Reward is a secret. Contact Momd Ironwiser.
  • Help Needed: gnomish battle dancing contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Nin Tinkergadget for more information.
  • Needed: Bounty for grigs, dead or alive. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Wot if intrigued.
  • Required: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome lizards required. Length of job expected to be short. Reward available. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Khalal seh Gheal if intrigued.
  • Help Needed: Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather rare lichen due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Baldor Bearkeg.
  • Bored? taste tester wanted. Must submit to background check. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Porraz if interested.
  • Need a change of pace? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Dan Chrisngham.
  • Wanted: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Safety not guaranteed. Reward available. Contact Cotina Tiddlygadget.
  • Help! I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome homuncului required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Dav VanFranford.
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will pay in gold. Contact Mal Montagather for more details.
  • Help Wanted: Need a change of pace? Missing ring of wishes. We suspect gremlins are the culprit. Opportunity to earn a title. Must be a quick learner. Contact Zhabguul Bonesnapper for more details.
  • Help! I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact S'hoorzor se Yerzor.
  • Needed: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Discretion required. Contact Jame VanTramand.
  • Needed: Need a change of pace? brain moles-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward available. Contact Ghezin seh Ghessen.

People [-]

The people in Bad Bradden despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Erhiatel Oakgrove is a female drow who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled furrier. She appears xenophobic.
  • Logar Ashblood is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a mediocre tavern. He appears mocking.
  • Abavartel Rilynnform is a female drow who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled lumberjack. She appears gosipy.
  • Grinide is a female mindflayer who is known in the city as being a gifted locksmith. She appears nihilistic.
  • Wou'toor is a male mindflayer who is known in the city as being a decent weaver. He appears jesterly.
  • Chturall is a female mindflayer who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled tavern. She appears giddy.
  • Ulkon Pearlshield is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled lawyer. She appears smug.
  • Durrin Barleybread is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled hatmaker. She appears xenophobic.
  • Balbin Goldhall is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled glassmaker. She appears attentive.
  • Prith is a male mindflayer who is known in the region as being a decent locksmith. He appears treasure-obsessed.
  • Merrrl is a male mindflayer who is known in the city as being a decent woodseller. He appears unreliable.
  • Bronir Suncloak is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled chandler. She appears fatalistic.
  • Balbin Bluearm is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre pursemaker. She appears gosipy.
  • Durdor Liongrieve is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent good samaritan. He appears forbidding.
  • Thorbul Leadeye is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent spicemerchant. He appears violent.
  • Kilvy is a female mindflayer who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled furrier. She appears intimidated.
  • Ilixrr is a female mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a decent cheesemaker. She appears lovelorn.
  • Arnir Copperchest is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled coach driver. She appears exhausted.
  • Gaeelllleu Blackbreeze is a male drow who is known in that part of town as being a renowned shipwright. He appears idealistic.
  • Garorin Marblenose is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled rugmaker. He appears embittered.
  • Gaelenssa Shadegazer is a male drow who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled engineer. He appears cowed.
  • Alahiaai Norreglider is a female drow who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent herbalist. She appears skeptical.
  • Falbin Jadetoe is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled chickenbutcher. She appears guarded.
  • Goirrl is a female mindflayer who is known in the world as being a gifted trader. She appears beligerent.
  • Abattars Wishstar is a female drow who is known in the neighborhood as being a legendary astrologer. She appears outlandish.
  • Chalantel Firestalker is a male drow who is known in the region as being a gifted warehouse worker. He appears territorial.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Gordal Wavedoor, a solemn female dwarf. She is a cleric who is cleaning out a monster infestation.
  • Prarm, a pacifistic male mindflayer. He is a fighter who is cleaning out a slum.
  • Thorbin Lightbattler, a solemn female dwarf. She is a ranger who is on a mission to collect a debt.
  • Prar'ith, a jaded male mindflayer. He is a fighter who is seeing the world.
  • Baldor Ambersapper, a mocking female dwarf. She is a commoner who is cleaning out a monster infestation.
  • Drobul Dogbattler, a lonely male dwarf. He is an expert who is here to secretly assassinate a scholar.
  • Erartanae Firedrake, a forbidding male drow. He is a ranger who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.
  • Trellm, a patronizing male mindflayer. He is a rogue who is finding a missing sibling.
  • Brobor Stormsmelter, a nihilistic male dwarf. He is a cleric who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Bad Bradden:

  • The Puking Whisper Locksmith [+]
  • The Smiling Cloak Shop [+]
  • The Flying Troll General Store [+]
  • The Fallen Jade Inc. [+]
  • The Royal Jane Chop House [+]
  • The Pink Beer Vineyards [+]
  • The Wobblin' Well Construction [+]
  • The Honest Tower Druggist [+]
  • The Frozen Snake Fine Books [+]
  • The Slaughtered Oarhouse Inc. [+]
  • The Slade Crow Charity [+]
  • The Naughty Hatchet Glove Makers [+]
  • The Fired Giant Shop [+]
  • The Wanton Clowns Night Smiths [+]
  • The Leaping Twins Blowers [+]
  • The Punchin' Three Locksmith [+]
  • The Randy Hammer Prison [+]
  • The Fermented Fox Shoppe [+]
  • The Tired Dragon Enchanters [+]
  • The Sleepy Boar Inc. [+]
  • The Beefy Frog Shoppe [+]
  • The Red Dwarves Work Camp [+]
  • The Dreaming Devil Clinic [+]
  • The Six Alicorn Shipyard [+]
  • The Wild Dwarf Inpirationsl Waters [+]
  • The Raging Frog Arena [+]