Welcome to Cumberdorf!

Cumberdorf is known for the following resources:

• An old mine inhabited by defenseless kittens that are visited frequently by travelers. One might dig up bags of penis sheathes in a well.
• Vast guano deposits that are avoided by wenches. Somoeone said someone found piles of gold in a tomb nearby.
• A magical castle inhabited by vampire apes that are feared by gru.

• Needed: Goduk Oaktooth has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Xtezn Bigbasher.
• Looking for something new? Missing chalice. We suspect toads are the culprit. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Thruduk Legcracker.
• Bored? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Safety not guaranteed. Must be quick on your feet. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Taurinand Athsinger.
• Looking for something new? Require an instructor learned in horseback riding to tutor my child. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Halvarai Riftstrike for more information.
• hotdog eating contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will pay in gold. Contact Fliainand Bloodkan.
• Help! Missing magic candle. We suspect stirge are the culprit. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward available. Contact Ulgin Earthbreeches.
• Help Needed: I have mephits in my basement, plz halp! No pay until task is completed successfully. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Mickry Brorough if intrigued.
• Help Wanted: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will pay in gold. Contact Davic Fererton.
• Looking for something new? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will pay in gold. Contact Mick Jameard.
• Bounty for derros, dead or alive. Reward available. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Halvartars Aleansun.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Special attire required. Reward is a secret. Contact Alelantars Swiftstryke.

• James Matand is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a gifted dyer. He appears treasure-obsessed.
• Aeshiainne Wavemane is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a renowned undertaker. She appears shifty.
• Aesriganae Wishmist is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned wine seller. He appears outlandish.
• Ilarttars Sunwake is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a mediocre scribe. She appears contrarian.
• Donry Rosenling is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a skilled woodworker. She appears egotistical.
• Davic Casterson is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a renowned actor. She appears gosipy.
• Mick Greenall is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a skilled mercenary. He appears gluttonous.
• Joic Blackstone is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a gifted copyist. He appears homesick.
• Joes Franord is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled jailer. She appears sick.
• Dan Stohews is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a decent doctor. She appears accusatory.
• Erellinne Tyrrunner is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled alchemist. He appears worrying.
• Doney Brarough is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a mediocre jailer. He appears resentful.
• LeDanes Trammell is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted tilemaker. He appears drunken.
• Mickes VanStawood is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre bather. He appears beligerent.

• Jamry Shenson, a scattered female half-elf. She is a fighter who is finding a missing nemesis.
• Ghogbagh Skullripper, a guarded male half-orc. He is a warrior who is finding a missing criminal.
• Tolgrin Oldley, a forbidding male halfling. He is an adept who is cleaning out a wealthy person.
• Amaly Hotmidas, a patriotic male halfling. He is a sorcerer who is delivering a message to a merchant.
• Mick Fertt, a healthy female half-dwarf. She is an expert who is traveling the world as a trader.
• Gaevarlleu Frostweave, an embittered female half-elf. She is a cleric who is on a mission to capture someone.

These establishments worthy of mention in Cumberdorf:

• The Colored Princess Dry Goods [+] The Colored Princess Dry Goods is a huge, smelly-looking grocery store. The building faces southeast with a masonry storefront, a roof made from turf, and small windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a lovelorn half-elf named Filvaranae Longstar. The grocery store is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the grocery store. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Bottomless Cesspit Fish House [+] The Bottomless Cesspit Fish House is an average sized, dirty-looking fishery. The building faces north with three windows, a roof made from thatch, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a prejudiced half-elf named Dan Danrell. The fishery is known for varying prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell something fishy. There are 4 customers in the fishery. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Blue Peddler Scribe [+] The Blue Peddler Scribe is a normal sized, messy-looking copyoffice. The building faces north with clean windows, a roof made from thatch, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a pacifistic half-elf named Larhialas Winterbough. The copyoffice is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 5 customers in the copyoffice. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Victorious Ivy Inc. [+] The Victorious Ivy Inc. is an average sized, neat-looking university. The building faces northwest with a brick storefront, a roof made from turf, and barred windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a fatalistic half-elf named Jamey VanDaverley. The university is known for varying prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 4 customers in the university. The city watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Horny Clowns House of Law [+] The Horny Clowns House of Law is an average sized, cluttered-looking barrister. The building faces south with broken windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a spiteful half-elf named Larlaniyn Shadeweaver. The barrister is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell the scent of pork. There is 1 customer in the barrister. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Marbled House Inc. [+] The Marbled House Inc. is a large, packed-looking tannery. The building faces southeast with no windows, a roof made from thatch, and a brick storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an attentive half-elf named Alelentars Stillwater. The tannery is known for steep prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you smell leather, you hear an odd thumping sound, and you see skins stretching. There is 1 customer in the tannery. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Pink Tower Hostel [+] The Pink Tower Hostel is an average sized, disgusting-looking hostel. The building faces east with a masonry storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a chatty half-elf named Davey Southewicz. The hostel is known for fair prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 2 customers in the hostel. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Honest Flask Shop [+] The Honest Flask Shop is a typical sized, orderly-looking apothecary. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a masonry storefront, and two windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an intimidated half-elf named Belrigaen Maernblade. The apothecary is known for next to nothing prices for the products there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you hear yelling from the back of the shop, you smell fresh herbs, and you see a small boy grinding something into powder in a bowl. There is 1 customer in the apothecary. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Musty Kettles Inc. [+] The Musty Kettles Inc. is a typical sized, packed-looking tavern. The building faces northwest with two windows, a roof made from slate, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a nervous half-elf named Filnallas Wavehelm. The tavern is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 3 customers in the tavern. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The White Iron Inc. [+] The White Iron Inc. is a small, dirty-looking tack shop. The building faces northeast with a brick storefront, a roof made from thatch, and a few windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a clumsy half-elf named Joey Ferngham. The tack shop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 2 customers in the tack shop. The police harass the owner and patrons.
• The Northern Tree Inc. [+] The Northern Tree Inc. is a normal sized, disgusting-looking weaver. The building faces northeast with a mud storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a nihilistic half-elf named Davry Martone. The weaver is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There is 1 customer in the weaver. The mobsters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Boiling Paladin Sport House [+] The Boiling Paladin Sport House is a typical sized, smelly-looking fishery. The building faces northwest with stained windows, a roof made from turf, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an accusatory half-elf named Davry Harield. The fishery is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell something fishy. There are 4 customers in the fishery. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Gritty Troll Docs [+] The Gritty Troll Docs is a huge, dusty-looking boat for hire. The building faces northwest with a wood storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a xenophobic half-elf named Haavarinne Everspear. The boat for hire is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 3 customers in the boat for hire. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Grumbling Hole Inc. [+] The Grumbling Hole Inc. is a small, tidy-looking woodshop. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, a stone storefront, and broken windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a pacifistic half-elf named Gaeellthil Mistshadow. The woodshop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the woodshop. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.