Welcome to Hoppost!

Hoppost is known for the following resources:

• Beaver colonies that are frequented by zombies.
• Rich poisonous parrot companies that are frequented by kittens. Somoeone said someone found a stash of iron maidens in a tomb nearby.
• Cork trees that are avoided by locals.
• Dangerous woodpecker descents that are frequented by children. Joey Storough said one might find piles of platinum hidden around somewhere.
• Plentiful tame elephant parades that are hunted by townspeople.

• arm wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will owe you a huge favor. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Elartinne Darkwing.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must not smell. Contact Grogl Neckbreaker.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Chaartinne Hlaestrike.
• quazits-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. References required. Reward is a secret. Contact Kok Rantbeast for further details.
• Someone stole my tomatoes. Find the louse, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ceeraz for more details.
• taste tester wanted. Will pay in gold. Guild membership required. Contact Kilril.
• Required: I have mephits in my basement, plz halp! Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Skaond Lightship.
• Looking for something new? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather certain herbs due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will reward you with a land deed. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Thornir Tinmansion.
• A passing Bard is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Mickey Burster.
• Wanted: Amacob Flowwanderer has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Prior experience required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Gorith Zhaganthi.
• Wanted: Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will reward you with valuable information. Must submit to background check. Contact Mick Danland.
• Required: Looking for something new? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome beaky brain monsters required. Opportunity to earn a title. Must submit to background check. Contact Shaksh Legbreaker for more information.
• Kzet Metalwiser has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward available. Contact Git.
• Help Wanted: Need a change of pace? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Joe Burngham if interested.
• Wanted: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen ring of wishes. Reward is a secret. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Vessrall.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with valuable information. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Haanalinne Cyredsky.
• Help Needed: Require an instructor learned in herbalism to tutor my child. Will owe you a huge favor. Serious inquiries only. Contact Gkutun Rantstomach.

• Arond Fireguard is a male deep dwarf who is known in the city as being a gifted shoemaker. He appears scattered.
• Gkutor Ogrehand is a male goblin who is known in that part of town as being a skilled bounty hunter. He appears scattered.
• Falgan Onyxneck is a male deep dwarf who is known in the city as being a skilled butcher. He appears self-obsessed.
• Chief Matzum Headnor is a male bugbear who is known in that part of town as being a decent ropemaker. He appears pacifistic.
• Nbor Wormhost is a male goblin who is known in the region as being a gifted messenger. He appears deluded.
• Grunbul Wheelbattler is a male deep dwarf who is known in the world as being a renowned teamster. He appears forgetful.
• Cairnic Teswind is a female minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned cutler. She appears sick.
• Adabul Steelchisel is a male deep dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked scribe. He appears sick.
• Bidd Necknor is a male bugbear who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled official. He appears apologetic.
• Kzemt Bladewiser is a male goblin who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled handyman. He appears helpful.
• Khuzgab Armcrusher is a male orc who is known in that part of town as being a skilled navigator. He appears trusting.
• Kus Nightrot is a male bugbear who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled jailer. He appears smug.
• Hruose Bregvidol is a male minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent jeweler. He appears resentful.
• Rbods Greatfury is a male bugbear who is known in the region as being a decent deputy. He appears worrying.
• Mickes Castfield is a male lycanthrope who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled priest. He appears patronizing.
• Xuadr Greathost is a male goblin who is known in the world as being a skilled bather. He appears impatient.
• Durrun Smartbelly is a female deep dwarf who is known in the world as being a decent tilemaker. She appears embittered.
• Ogmagh Skullcrusher is a male bugbear who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled innkeeper. He appears insecure.
• Broan Rivertalon is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a gifted shipwright. He appears giddy.
• Don Coron is a female lycanthrope who is known in the world as being a decent scribe. She appears shifty.
• Daney Harham is a female lycanthrope who is known in the region as being a renowned mercenary. She appears deluded.

• Alalanssa Cyredblaze, a violent androgynous elf. It is a cleric who is following the voices.
• Darellava Dryearriver, a loud female elf. She is an expert who is fleeing debtors.
• Dat, an embittered female kobold. She is a warrior who is finding a long-lost sibling.
• Elhkaro, a smug male troglodyte. He is a warrior who is seeking revenge.
• Gillin Gyrowink, a mopey female gnome. She is an adept who is delivering a message to a peasant.
• Ghash Oakfang, a boastful female ogre. She is an adept who is finding work as a skilled laborer.
• Torgan Fusecog, a smitten male gnome. He is a bard who is finding a missing heir.
• Droond Starstream, a grieving female deep dwarf. She is an expert who is on a mission to collect a debt.
• Jo Kleinard, a mocking male half-dwarf. He is a cleric who is doing something secret.
• Zat, an outlandish female kobold. She is a warrior who is delivering a message to a ruler.
• Gkutzar Ghosttdoom, a pacifistic female hobgoblin. She is a paladin who is here to destroy a misconception.

These establishments worthy of mention in Hoppost:

• The Chipped Maiden Inc. [+] The Chipped Maiden Inc. is a huge, crowded-looking theater. The building faces southwest with a roof made from turf, broken windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by a forgetful lycanthrope named Davic Gooderton. The theater is known for varying prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the theater. The police hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Pink Bunch Hostel [+] The Pink Bunch Hostel is a huge, damp-looking hostel. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, stained windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a worrying minotaur named Ilun Stonestrider. The hostel is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 2 customers in the hostel. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Crooked Nomad Inc. [+] The Crooked Nomad Inc. is a small, disgusting-looking smokehouse. The building faces south with a wood storefront, small windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a greedy lycanthrope named Jo Wilinson. The smokehouse is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There is 1 customer in the smokehouse. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Horny Tree Druggist [+] The Horny Tree Druggist is an average sized, dusty-looking apothecary. The building faces south with a wood storefront, a roof made from thatch, and broken windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an apologetic lycanthrope named Mickic Browney. The apothecary is known for high prices for the products there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you see a small boy grinding something into powder in a bowl, you smell damp earth, and you hear silence. There are 5 customers in the apothecary. The local thugs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Flabby Three . [+] The Flabby Three . is a huge, orderly-looking ropemaker. The building faces northeast with a roof made from turf, a masonry storefront, and round windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a quiet minotaur named Alitred Plainrangli. The ropemaker is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 5 customers in the ropemaker. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Northern Demon Inc. [+] The Northern Demon Inc. is a huge, disgusting-looking weaver. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a nosy orc named Chief Sram Backripper. The weaver is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 4 customers in the weaver. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Chicken Hearthstone Farmers Market [+] The Chicken Hearthstone Farmers Market is a typical sized, dusty-looking haymerchant. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, tiny windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a smug deep dwarf named Gorrim Foesmasher. The haymerchant is known for high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the haymerchant. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The New Rock Inc. [+] The New Rock Inc. is a huge, smelly-looking studio. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, a bamboo storefront, and a few windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a mopey orc named Bimm Backripper. The studio is known for varying prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 4 customers in the studio. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Dripping Hall Herbalist [+] The Dripping Hall Herbalist is a huge, damp-looking herbalist shop. The building faces southeast with a bamboo storefront, round windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a drunken lycanthrope named Jo Bartoman. The herbalist shop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 3 customers in the herbalist shop. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Drinking Lion Herbalist [+] The Drinking Lion Herbalist is a huge, cluttered-looking herbalist shop. The building faces southwest with three windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a mocking lycanthrope named Jam Benidge. The herbalist shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 2 customers in the herbalist shop. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The White Pony Inc. [+] The White Pony Inc. is a large, dirty-looking tack shop. The building faces northeast with a lap board storefront, large windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gambling orc named Kralum Backbreaker. The tack shop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the tack shop. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Naughty Rooster Shoppe [+] The Naughty Rooster Shoppe is an average sized, packed-looking glove shop. The building faces southeast with a bamboo storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a conspirational bugbear named Zamurg Skullcracker. The glove shop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 4 customers in the glove shop. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Dirty Pony City Guard [+] The Dirty Pony City Guard is an average sized, crowded-looking barrack. The building faces south with stained windows, a roof made from slate, and a wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a skeptical bugbear named Chief Drosogh Backsnapper. The barrack is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you see bunk beds and lockers, you hear voices, and you smell sweat and beer. There is 1 customer in the barrack. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Mangy Troll Inc. [+] The Mangy Troll Inc. is a small, messy-looking tannery. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, a masonry storefront, and two windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a clumsy deep dwarf named Adagin Dwarfmansion. The tannery is known for varying prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you smell leather, you hear an odd thumping sound, and you see skins stretching. There are 3 customers in the tannery. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Highlighted Three Magic Eye Piece [+] The Highlighted Three Magic Eye Piece is a typical sized, packed-looking astrologer. The building faces north with stained windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a mopey deep dwarf named Falgin Mithrilear. The astrologer is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. Upon entering you see lots of charts with arcaine writing on them. There are 5 customers in the astrologer. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Worn Bag Shrine [+] The Worn Bag Shrine is a small, disgusting-looking shrine. The building faces northeast with a roof made from turf, a mud storefront, and many windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a patronizing minotaur named Raasara Winterthorn. The shrine is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 5 customers in the shrine. The mobsters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Fiery Yawning Shop [+] The Fiery Yawning Shop is an average sized, messy-looking barbershop. The building faces northwest with a brick storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a vengeful lycanthrope named Joes Petren. The barbershop is known for high prices for the a steady hand there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you see hair clippings on the floor, you smell disenfectant, and you hear snipping sissors. There is 1 customer in the barbershop. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Wanton Tree Night Smiths [+] The Wanton Tree Night Smiths is a small, dusty-looking graveyard. The building faces northeast with a brick storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a new neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an easily offended goblin named Kunk Cleaverhost. The graveyard is known for very high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There is 1 customer in the graveyard. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Guinea Riverside Leather Goods [+] The Guinea Riverside Leather Goods is a large, filthy-looking harness maker. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, a lap board storefront, and stained windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an apologetic lycanthrope named James Colbrook. The harness maker is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the harness maker. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Happy Rock Mill [+] The Happy Rock Mill is a large, filthy-looking mill. The building faces northwest with round windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a mopey bugbear named Tregd Rockbone. The mill is known for very high prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the mill. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Wanton Dungeon Grave Diggers [+] The Wanton Dungeon Grave Diggers is a typical sized, cluttered-looking graveyard. The building faces north with a roof made from slate, a mud storefront, and a few windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a lovelorn deep dwarf named Skanir Rubyfighter. The graveyard is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There is 1 customer in the graveyard. The local thugs shakes down the owner and patrons.