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Welcome to Kirrard!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 12,055
  • Children: 18.04% (2,175)
  • Elderly: 20.25% (2,441)

Racial Breakdown

  • 4,099 gnome (34%)
  • 3,496 halfling (29%)
  • 3,159 dwarf (26.2%)
  • 639 elf (5.3%)
  • 434 human (3.6%)
  • 228 other (1.8%)

Misc.

  • 6 Districts
  • 248 Businesses
  • 1,853 Specialists
  • 1,505 Residences

Summary [-]

Kirrard is a city in the Inner Marsakique Province with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate city is densely populated (19,499/sq km), covers 0.62 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 888 meters.

Climate [-]

Kirrard has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are breezy and the temperature is generally pleasant with moderate variation. Precipitation is non-existant, and the sky is cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Kirrard sees a single star overhead: Cen, a small white star. Kirrard also has a double moon: Spodo, a large light blue moon and Thela, an average briliant silver moon. In the night sky, you see nothing unusual.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a cracking granite fence that is 12 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 3.74 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 6 roads leading to Kirrard; 2 roads are major. The city is lined with even dirt roads in a contour-forming pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: embassy, market, fine shops, wealthy, middleclass, and trade.

Government [-]

Kirrard is governed through an ecclesiastical government, where the government administrated by a church.. The government as a whole is seen as slipshod. Officials in Kirrard are often seen as crooked and the policies are praised. The political influence of Kirrard in the region is enduring due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population is eager to point fingers.

Leader [-]

Kirrard is ruled by Caliph Mickes Stancroft. The Caliph has been in power for mere days and is praised by the people. There is forceful opposition to the Caliph and policies. The right to rule was granted by foreign imposition, and that power is maintained through the ignorance of the plebeian society.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by an organized crime bosses, but are rarely enforced. Justice is served by jurors, with a common punishment being an eye for an eye.

Crime [-]

Crime is unusual. The most common crime is fraud. The imprisonment rate is 0.36% of the population (44 adults).

Military [-]

Kirrard has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 1597 citizens (13.25%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 663 (5.5%). Of the active duty military, 67 (4.25%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and cracking fence, Kirrard is perfectly fortified. Kirrard fighters are mocked for their use of heavy mace in battle. They are much loved for their guerrilla warfare and are considered excellently skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Kirrard is currently good.

Resources [-]

Kirrard is known for the following resources:

  • Paltry kangaroo mobs that are visited frequently by vampires.
  • Many elephant parades that are frequented by children.
  • Plentiful magic guano banks that are frequented by magic users. Wraide said rumors tell of a chest containing penis sheathes in a dungeon.
  • A magical gazebo inhabited by vampire woodpeckers that are avoided by kittens. Mickic Peterford said rumors tell of bags of gold in a well.
  • Abundant creepy cocoa bean fields that are feared by kittens.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Once upon a time, the constable of Hullmouth thrived. Things were peaceful, but one day a dragon named Elhs stole a priceless heirloom. The constable tried to stop the dragon, but were caught. Along came a hero named Toshru Stormstrider, who was a skilled storyteller. Toshru had an idea to slay the dragon by making a wager with Elhs. When Toshru Stormstrider faced the dragon, Toshru Stormstrider killed the dragon.
  • In times gone by, a hag stalked the streets and was drawn towards misbehaving children. People say that the hag will sneeze three times, then give you a gift if you are nice.
  • Once upon a time, a vampire named Sharush stalked the swamps. They say that if you confront him, you will be stricken blind.
  • Legends tell of Malgold's Beans, a magical beans with the capability to dominate others. It hasn't reappeared in years.

Events [-]

Kirrard is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Needed: Looking for something new? sharpshooting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward available. Contact Danes Petrinson.
  • I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Elttel Aleastryke for more details.
  • Looking for work? Bounty for beaky brain monsters, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Galdion Domtalon.
  • Missing holy symbol. We suspect grigs are the culprit. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Babtsy Greasebun.
  • Needed: Missing jewel. We suspect rabbits are the culprit. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Dan Jamecroft.
  • Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact James Bernarell.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? S'hooral seh Khalal has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward is a secret. Contact Adamira Slowghost.
  • Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will owe you a huge favor. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Memt Laughmouth if intrigued.
  • Need a change of pace? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather owlbear beak due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Prior experience required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Joe Chrisston.
  • Needed: Aristocrat seeks apprentice. Will owe you a huge favor. Must be clean. Contact Daves Blacksford.
  • Help! Need a change of pace? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a secret. Contact Balrin Mooncavern if interested.
  • Need a change of pace? grog tester wanted. Safety not guaranteed. Will pay in gold. Contact Gaelananae Bladewing.
  • Bored? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Delhialleu Moonstryke for more information.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with valuable information. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Prith to learn more.
  • Wanted: Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will pay in gold. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Hamwan Gearbun for more information.
  • I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Must be a quick learner. Length of job expected to be short. Will pay in gold. Contact Bellanaen Everfeather.
  • Help! I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Jo Corinson.

People [-]

The people in Kirrard are neutral towards outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • LeDon Peterrough is a male human who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled lumberjack. He appears healthy.
  • Joe Marer is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled tanner. She appears greedy.
  • Dones Antonman is a male human who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled bounty hunter. He appears solemn.
  • Amaco Littlegulas is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a gifted sculptor. He appears resentful.
  • Ninxie Electrojet is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled sculptor. She appears gosipy.
  • Jamic Sheer is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled tavern. He appears insecure.
  • Elel Highgrass is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a renowned seamstress. He appears mocking.
  • Arn Cobblecog is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a decent bucklemaker. He appears solemn.
  • Bromir Forgemug is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a mocked priest. She appears forbidding.
  • Donic Davidtt is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a decent pastrycook. He appears deluded.
  • Haalenai Silverwing is a male elf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre navigator. He appears fatalistic.
  • Hilina Forestjay is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a renowned ship captain. She appears shifty.
  • Juntsy Wobbblast is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a decent ostler. She appears lonely.
  • Tomina Rocketbolt is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled stablehand. She appears unreliable.
  • Ada Sirestoat is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a legendary potter. She appears mopey.
  • Joey Danleton is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled specialty smith. He appears guarded.
  • Balrun Smartcavern is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled pursemaker. She appears cowed.
  • Adarim Dwarfcastle is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a gifted weaver. She appears exhausted.
  • Erlenanae Kennyrgale is a female elf who is known in the world as being a skilled rugmaker. She appears embittered.
  • Joic Shett is a female human who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled haymerchant. She appears pacifistic.
  • Tolda Plumpson is a male halfling who is known in the region as being a mediocre illuminator. He appears easily offended.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Gaevartel Heartbow, a mocking female elf. She is an aristocrat who is traveling the world as a pilgrim.
  • Donic Brownes, a gosipy male half-dwarf. He is a fighter who is finding a long-lost parent.
  • Tomdan Tiddlysprocket, an unreliable female gnome. She is a commoner who is finding work as a merchant.
  • Ardor Granitevest, a skeptical female dwarf. She is a commoner who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
  • Aleellaen Lightstride, a cowed male half-elf. He is a ranger who is on a mission to capture someone.
  • Danes Davin, a patronizing female human. She is an aristocrat who is finding a missing artifact.
  • Yorrun Smartshield, a quiet female dwarf. She is a barbarian who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
  • Jory Tramield, a spiteful female half-orc. She is an adept who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
  • Chavariyn Whiteears, a nervous female half-elf. She is a wizard who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.
  • Bab Greasesprocket, a giddy female gnome. She is a bard who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.
  • Filhialleu Sunstride, an exhausted male elf. He is a sorcerer who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
  • Alehiainne Wintersworn, a guilty female half-elf. She is a commoner who is finding a missing artifact.
  • Hamton Triggerbun, a vengeful male gnome. He is a monk who is fleeing overdue taxes.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Kirrard:

  • The Broken Iron Leatherworks [+]
  • The Singing Badger Dry Dock [+]
  • The Stumpy Cesspit Security [+]
  • The Lost Tree Inc. [+]
  • The Divine House Healers [+]
  • The Twisted Dead Shoppe [+]
  • The Nomadic Ivy Inc. [+]
  • The Drunken Giant Jewelers [+]
  • The Victorious Fireplace Inc. [+]
  • The Elegant Cloak Wares [+]
  • The Punchin' Paladin Locksmith [+]
  • The Elegant Crow Money Changers [+]
  • The Naughty Tower Shoppe [+]
  • The Fallen Maiden Inc. [+]
  • The Rusty Monk Inc. [+]
  • The Dwarven Alicorn Shoppe [+]
  • The Sleeping Hearthstone Inc. [+]
  • The Mended Jade Coop Hoop [+]
  • The Salty Axehandle Inc. [+]
  • The Frosted Three Shop [+]
  • The Wooden Goblins Worship House [+]