Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 12,055
- Children: 18.04% (2,175)
- Elderly: 20.25% (2,441)
Racial Breakdown
- 4,099 gnome (34%)
- 3,496 halfling (29%)
- 3,159 dwarf (26.2%)
- 639 elf (5.3%)
- 434 human (3.6%)
- 228 other (1.8%)
Misc.
- 6 Districts
- 248 Businesses
- 1,853 Specialists
- 1,505 Residences
Summary [-]
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Kirrard is known for the following resources:
- Paltry kangaroo mobs that are visited frequently by vampires.
- Many elephant parades that are frequented by children.
- Plentiful magic guano banks that are frequented by magic users. Wraide said rumors tell of a chest containing penis sheathes in a dungeon.
- A magical gazebo inhabited by vampire woodpeckers that are avoided by kittens. Mickic Peterford said rumors tell of bags of gold in a well.
- Abundant creepy cocoa bean fields that are feared by kittens.
Culture [-]
Legends [-]
- Once upon a time, the constable of Hullmouth thrived. Things were peaceful, but one day a dragon named Elhs stole a priceless heirloom. The constable tried to stop the dragon, but were caught. Along came a hero named Toshru Stormstrider, who was a skilled storyteller. Toshru had an idea to slay the dragon by making a wager with Elhs. When Toshru Stormstrider faced the dragon, Toshru Stormstrider killed the dragon.
- In times gone by, a hag stalked the streets and was drawn towards misbehaving children. People say that the hag will sneeze three times, then give you a gift if you are nice.
- Once upon a time, a vampire named Sharush stalked the swamps. They say that if you confront him, you will be stricken blind.
- Legends tell of Malgold's Beans, a magical beans with the capability to dominate others. It hasn't reappeared in years.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- Needed: Looking for something new? sharpshooting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward available. Contact Danes Petrinson.
- I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Elttel Aleastryke for more details.
- Looking for work? Bounty for beaky brain monsters, dead or alive. Reward is a secret. Contact Galdion Domtalon.
- Missing holy symbol. We suspect grigs are the culprit. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Babtsy Greasebun.
- Needed: Missing jewel. We suspect rabbits are the culprit. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Dan Jamecroft.
- Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact James Bernarell.
- Want to earn some quick coin? S'hooral seh Khalal has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward is a secret. Contact Adamira Slowghost.
- Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will owe you a huge favor. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Memt Laughmouth if intrigued.
- Need a change of pace? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather owlbear beak due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Prior experience required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Joe Chrisston.
- Needed: Aristocrat seeks apprentice. Will owe you a huge favor. Must be clean. Contact Daves Blacksford.
- Help! Need a change of pace? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a secret. Contact Balrin Mooncavern if interested.
- Need a change of pace? grog tester wanted. Safety not guaranteed. Will pay in gold. Contact Gaelananae Bladewing.
- Bored? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Delhialleu Moonstryke for more information.
- Want to earn some quick coin? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with valuable information. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Prith to learn more.
- Wanted: Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will pay in gold. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Hamwan Gearbun for more information.
- I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Must be a quick learner. Length of job expected to be short. Will pay in gold. Contact Bellanaen Everfeather.
- Help! I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Jo Corinson.
People [-]
Citizens [-]
- LeDon Peterrough is a male human who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled lumberjack. He appears healthy.
- Joe Marer is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled tanner. She appears greedy.
- Dones Antonman is a male human who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled bounty hunter. He appears solemn.
- Amaco Littlegulas is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a gifted sculptor. He appears resentful.
- Ninxie Electrojet is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled sculptor. She appears gosipy.
- Jamic Sheer is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled tavern. He appears insecure.
- Elel Highgrass is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a renowned seamstress. He appears mocking.
- Arn Cobblecog is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a decent bucklemaker. He appears solemn.
- Bromir Forgemug is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a mocked priest. She appears forbidding.
- Donic Davidtt is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a decent pastrycook. He appears deluded.
- Haalenai Silverwing is a male elf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre navigator. He appears fatalistic.
- Hilina Forestjay is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a renowned ship captain. She appears shifty.
- Juntsy Wobbblast is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a decent ostler. She appears lonely.
- Tomina Rocketbolt is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled stablehand. She appears unreliable.
- Ada Sirestoat is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a legendary potter. She appears mopey.
- Joey Danleton is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled specialty smith. He appears guarded.
- Balrun Smartcavern is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled pursemaker. She appears cowed.
- Adarim Dwarfcastle is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a gifted weaver. She appears exhausted.
- Erlenanae Kennyrgale is a female elf who is known in the world as being a skilled rugmaker. She appears embittered.
- Joic Shett is a female human who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled haymerchant. She appears pacifistic.
- Tolda Plumpson is a male halfling who is known in the region as being a mediocre illuminator. He appears easily offended.
Travelers [-]
- Gaevartel Heartbow, a mocking female elf. She is an aristocrat who is traveling the world as a pilgrim.
- Donic Brownes, a gosipy male half-dwarf. He is a fighter who is finding a long-lost parent.
- Tomdan Tiddlysprocket, an unreliable female gnome. She is a commoner who is finding work as a merchant.
- Ardor Granitevest, a skeptical female dwarf. She is a commoner who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
- Aleellaen Lightstride, a cowed male half-elf. He is a ranger who is on a mission to capture someone.
- Danes Davin, a patronizing female human. She is an aristocrat who is finding a missing artifact.
- Yorrun Smartshield, a quiet female dwarf. She is a barbarian who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
- Jory Tramield, a spiteful female half-orc. She is an adept who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
- Chavariyn Whiteears, a nervous female half-elf. She is a wizard who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.
- Bab Greasesprocket, a giddy female gnome. She is a bard who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.
- Filhialleu Sunstride, an exhausted male elf. He is a sorcerer who is finding a long-lost distant relative.
- Alehiainne Wintersworn, a guilty female half-elf. She is a commoner who is finding a missing artifact.
- Hamton Triggerbun, a vengeful male gnome. He is a monk who is fleeing overdue taxes.
Locales [-]
Establishments [-]
These establishments worthy of mention in Kirrard:
- The Broken Iron Leatherworks [+]
- The Singing Badger Dry Dock [+]
- The Stumpy Cesspit Security [+]
- The Lost Tree Inc. [+]
- The Divine House Healers [+]
- The Twisted Dead Shoppe [+]
- The Nomadic Ivy Inc. [+]
- The Drunken Giant Jewelers [+]
- The Victorious Fireplace Inc. [+]
- The Elegant Cloak Wares [+]
- The Punchin' Paladin Locksmith [+]
- The Elegant Crow Money Changers [+]
- The Naughty Tower Shoppe [+]
- The Fallen Maiden Inc. [+]
- The Rusty Monk Inc. [+]
- The Dwarven Alicorn Shoppe [+]
- The Sleeping Hearthstone Inc. [+]
- The Mended Jade Coop Hoop [+]
- The Salty Axehandle Inc. [+]
- The Frosted Three Shop [+]
- The Wooden Goblins Worship House [+]