Welcome to Dexwater!

Dexwater is known for the following resources:

• Fruit plantations that are hunted by vampires. Falnelldo Bandasister said somoeone said someone found bags of penis sheathes hidden around somewhere.
• A blessed mine inhabited by dangerous woodpeckers that are frequented by kittens.

• Help Wanted: Bored? Adept seeks apprentice. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Balbin Onyxbreaker for more information.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Must be clean. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Dogan Bearsnout for further details.
• Rogue seeks apprentice. Will reward you with a land deed. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Shaman Blozor Armsnapper The Gray for further details.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Jory Brownon for more details.
• Bored? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will reward you with valuable information. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Dan Brogton.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Must provide your own transportation. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Barorin Tigerstomach.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen shovel. Will pay in gold. Must be clean. Contact Dones Roberttone for further details.

• Tom Greasefuel is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled wagoneer. She appears clumsy.
• Dones Browngan is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a decent handyman. She appears grieving.
• Illlanssa Featherrunner is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a gifted cooper. She appears accusatory.
• Podo Gardnerleaf is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled professor. He appears egotistical.
• Danic Rosenworth is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled timberwright. He appears impatient.
• Mick Brigan is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled mason. She appears guilty.
• Gil Greasebolt is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a skilled painter. He appears prejudiced.
• Davey Shene is a female human who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled bucklemaker. She appears healthy.
• Shul Skullkiller is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a mediocre specialty smith. He appears trusting.

• Barmir Broadbreeches, a worrying female dwarf. She is a monk who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.

These establishments worthy of mention in Dexwater:

• The Open Fig Charcoalers [+] The Open Fig Charcoalers is a typical sized, cluttered-looking firepit. The building faces south with round windows, a roof made from slate, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a drunken dwarf named Grumag Ruststaff. The firepit is known for fair prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the firepit. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Raging Axehandle Arena [+] The Raging Axehandle Arena is a typical sized, crowded-looking bleacher. The building faces northeast with small windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a boastful human named Danry Andreson. The bleacher is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 2 customers in the bleacher. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Wiley Peddler Shop [+] The Wiley Peddler Shop is a small, messy-looking shop. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, a bamboo storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a lovelorn dwarf named Yorril Ironcutter. The shop is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 3 customers in the shop. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Fat Rock Inc. [+] The Fat Rock Inc. is an average sized, dirty-looking sawmill. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a thick half-elf named Ilynaltars Hawkwhisper. The sawmill is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw, you see stacks of wood, and you smell sawdust. There are 5 customers in the sawmill. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Mended Hole Coop Hoop [+] The Mended Hole Coop Hoop is a small, crowded-looking cooperage. The building faces southwest with a masonry storefront, a roof made from thatch, and three windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a pacifistic half-orc named Shaman Dulorg Headcrusher. The cooperage is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There is 1 customer in the cooperage. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Shallow Hen Timber Mill [+] The Shallow Hen Timber Mill is a large, tidy-looking lumbermill. The building faces southeast with small windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a violent gnome named Arnlin Gyrogadget. The lumbermill is known for very high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There is 1 customer in the lumbermill. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Burly Silver Mail Service [+] The Burly Silver Mail Service is a typical sized, damp-looking post office. The building faces northwest with small windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a deluded dwarf named Ulond Marblehammer. The post office is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the post office. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Open Bill Charcoalers [+] The Open Bill Charcoalers is a small, filthy-looking firepit. The building faces northwest with a few windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a greedy dwarf named Borrun Claykeg. The firepit is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the firepit. The mobsters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Weary Dwarves Rugs [+] The Weary Dwarves Rugs is a small, clean-looking rugmaker. The building faces southeast with a roof made from thatch, a masonry storefront, and three windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an intimidating halfling named Perda Brushgrass. The rugmaker is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the rugmaker. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.