Welcome to Edmondbova!

Edmondbova is known for the following resources:

• Many crow murders that are hunted by townspeople. One might dig up a stash of penis sheathes in a nearby pit.
• A creepy shrine inhabited by dangerous woodpeckers that are visited frequently by magic users. The locals speak of piles of diamonds in a well.

• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome beaky brain monsters required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Glar Legbreaker.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Safety not guaranteed. Will pay in gold. Contact Dan MacMarwood.
• Help Wanted: Looking for something new? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will pay in gold. Contact Asterros Stoneganthi.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Length of job expected to be short. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Dane Jackan.
• Needed: I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome bats required. Will owe you a huge favor. May include some hazards. Contact Tbeb Oozeshadow to learn more.
• Help! Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a secret. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Morrin Lumberbreeches.

• Tburm Wormstomach is a male goblin who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled official. He appears beligerent.
• Breb Damnmouth is a female goblin who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled sculptor. She appears easily offended.
• Mbok Wormstomach is a male goblin who is known in the world as being a mediocre collier. He appears patronizing.
• Gat is a female kobold who is known in the world as being a mediocre beer seller. She appears contrarian.
• Balrin Talonbaker is a female deep dwarf who is known in the world as being a mediocre official. She appears embittered.
• Jot is a male kobold who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned official. He appears forbidding.
• Lat is a female kobold who is known in the region as being a skilled ship captain. She appears clumsy.
• Junan Cobbleblast is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled shoemaker. He appears flirtatious.

• Khalzor fe S'hoorssen, a prejudiced female lizardfolk. She is a fighter who is finding a missing sibling.
• Joes Stanville, a loud female oddball. She is a fighter who is finding a long-lost distant relative.

These establishments worthy of mention in Edmondbova:

• The Raging Bunch Amory [+] The Raging Bunch Amory is a small, messy-looking armorsmithy. The building faces northwest with a split wood storefront, a few windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a boastful gnome named Tuleno Rocketbolt. The armorsmithy is known for high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. Upon entering you see bit of armor in various states of repiar, you hear the sound of a forge, and you smell a burning fire. There are 2 customers in the armorsmithy. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Blue Bill Scribe [+] The Blue Bill Scribe is a small, neat-looking copyoffice. The building faces north with a roof made from slate, three windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an embittered ogre named Ghash Beartooth. The copyoffice is known for varying prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 4 customers in the copyoffice. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Drowned Paladin Jewelers [+] The Drowned Paladin Jewelers is a small, dusty-looking jewelery store. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, tiny windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an idealistic gnome named Bonvin Fuseblast. The jewelery store is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 3 customers in the jewelery store. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Crippled Demon Inc. [+] The Crippled Demon Inc. is a typical sized, orderly-looking warehouse. The building faces north with no windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the warehouse district. This place is run by a lovelorn kobold named Rap. The warehouse is known for varying prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 3 customers in the warehouse. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Lecherous Rose Blowers [+] The Lecherous Rose Blowers is a normal sized, neat-looking glassmaker hut. The building faces south with a wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and clean windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a lovelorn kobold named Yik. The glassmaker hut is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you smell a burning forge, you hear a bellows pumping, and you see panes of glass and mirrors. There are 3 customers in the glassmaker hut. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Deadly Pipe Whorehouse [+] The Deadly Pipe Whorehouse is a small, packed-looking brothel. The building faces north with a bamboo storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by a lovelorn drow named Illartinne Blackwater. The brothel is known for reasonable prices for the long back rubs there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you hear girls giggling, you see candles and drapery, and you smell scent of oil. There is 1 customer in the brothel. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Horny Urchin House of Law [+] The Horny Urchin House of Law is a large, disgusting-looking barrister. The building faces north with clean windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a homesick goblin named Ruguk Ironbasher. The barrister is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell the scent of pork. There is 1 customer in the barrister. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Lonely Harpoon Inc. [+] The Lonely Harpoon Inc. is a normal sized, tidy-looking winery. The building faces northwest with round windows, a roof made from tile, and a wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a mopey deep dwarf named Garnir Coralthrone. The winery is known for high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There is 1 customer in the winery. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.