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Welcome to Laurenlanding Bluff!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 197
  • Children: 10.66% (21)
  • Elderly: 25.38% (50)

Racial Breakdown

  • 118 lizardfolk (59.8%)
  • 73 minotaur (37%)
  • 5 lycanthrope (2.5%)
  • 1 other (0.5%)

Misc.

  • 2 Districts
  • 3 Businesses
  • 3 Specialists
  • 25 Residences

Summary [-]

Laurenlanding Bluff is a hamlet in the Donkanoupe District with a monster population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate hamlet is sparsely populated (306/sq km), covers 0.64 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 902 meters.

Climate [-]

Laurenlanding Bluff has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are mild and the temperature is generally mild with strong variation. Precipitation is moderate, and the sky is cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Laurenlanding Bluff sees a single star overhead: Nakan, a large orange star. Laurenlanding Bluff also has a quadruple moon: Deila, a large rusty red moon; Prole, an average light blue moon; Spome, an average briliant silver moon; and Thekapso, an average bone white moon. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny black hole that has been around for millenia.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 5 roads leading to Laurenlanding Bluff; 4 roads are major. The city is lined with muddy dirt tracks in a wheel and spoke pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market and poor.

Government [-]

Laurenlanding Bluff is governed through a parliamentary government, where members are nominated to their positions by a parliament and can be dissolved by the parliament if it can no longer function. The government as a whole is seen as satisfactory. Officials in Laurenlanding Bluff are often seen as trustworthy and the policies are despised. The political influence of Laurenlanding Bluff in the region is broadening due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population flees for the hills.

Leader [-]

Laurenlanding Bluff is ruled by Steward Rroddob Bonesnapper. The Steward has been in power for a few months and is ridiculed by the people. There is strong opposition to the Steward and policies. The right to rule was granted by consensus, and that power is maintained by secret police raiding homes in the dead of night.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a police, who can be bribed. Justice is served by a kangaroo court, with a common punishment being stoning.

Crime [-]

Crime is rare. The most common crime is petty theft. The imprisonment rate is 0.51% of the population (1 adult).

Military [-]

Laurenlanding Bluff has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 27 citizens (13.75%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 13 (7%). Of the active duty military, 1 (5%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and lack of defensible wall, Laurenlanding Bluff is inadequately fortified. Laurenlanding Bluff fighters are praised for their use of daggers in battle. They are respected for their hoarde tactics and are considered badly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Laurenlanding Bluff is currently unwavering.

Resources [-]

Laurenlanding Bluff is known for the following resources:

  • Substantial parrot companies that are feared by wenches.
  • Dragon wiers that are frequented by locals.
  • Substantial bamboo stands that are frequented by zombies.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In the days of yore, a vampire named Dzuzar roamed the region. Folks say that if you face it, you will be driven mad.
  • Long, long ago in a city far, far away, a murderer named Sszre roamed the streets during a red moon. Commoners say that if you caught him, you will be eaten alive.
  • Legends tell of Ghumag's Cauldron, a cursed cauldron with the capability to summon angels. It has been lost for ages.
  • Once upon a time, a witch roamed the fields during a red moon. People say that the witch will ask for your help, then banish you if you are cruel.
  • Legends tell of Halvartel's Cauldron, a magical cauldron with the knack to summon angels. It hasn't reappeared in years.

Events [-]

Laurenlanding Bluff is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Required: I have darkmantles in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a secret. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Mickey Morman if interested.
  • Require an instructor learned in juggling to tutor my child. Special attire required. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Foshuri Oatak if interested.
  • Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Daney Dilland for further details.
  • Help Needed: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen wagon wheel. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Rutg Headcrusher.
  • I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact James Davidll.
  • Looking for work? I'm looking for rare beaky brain monsters, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Magaana Wildrunner.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? brain moles-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. May include some hazards. Accidental Death insurance required. Will pay in gold. Contact Ulgar Goodaltar for more details.

People [-]

The people in Laurenlanding Bluff despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Ghezor heh S'herzin is a female lizardfolk who is known in the world as being a decent specialty smith. She appears shifty.
  • Joic MacColbrook is a female lycanthrope who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled coach driver. She appears xenophobic.
  • S'hooral seh Ghezin is a male lizardfolk who is known in the city as being a gifted sheriff. He appears spiteful.
  • Minuri Lagrancloud is a female minotaur who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled smith. She appears embittered.
  • Ghezin fe S'herssen is a male lizardfolk who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled roofer. He appears pious.
  • S'herzor se S'hoorssen is a female lizardfolk who is known in the region as being a mocked teacher. She appears embittered.
  • Ceriina Strongmarr is a female minotaur who is known in the world as being a decent mercer. She appears boastful.
  • Khalzin teh S'hoorssen is a male lizardfolk who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled teacher. He appears cautious.
  • Bronorgath Mascaller is a female minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled wagoneer. She appears patriotic.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Toshga Cloudilg, a nosy female minotaur. She is a commoner who is on a mission to collect a debt.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Laurenlanding Bluff:

  • The Yellow Rouge Depot [+]
  • The Voluptuous Rouge Stockyard [+]
  • The Punchin' Beer Locksmith [+]
  • The Chicken Bull Farmers Market [+]
  • The Chipped Helix Inc. [+]
  • The Puking Riverside Locksmith [+]
  • The Flaming Giant Inc. [+]
  • The Lonely Whisper Inc. [+]
  • The Colored Heart General Mechandise [+]