Welcome to Batvale!

Batvale is known for the following resources:

• A haunted mine inhabited by defenseless apes that are avoided by townspeople. Rumors tell of a stash of diamonds in a dungeon.
• Scant old coconut harvests that are hunted by zombies. Tulok Neckkiller said one might find piles of saphires in a tomb nearby.
• A new fort inhabited by vampire kangaroos that are feared by vampires. Porzer said the locals speak of a stash of emeralds in a well.
• A cursed tower inhabited by vampire crows that are visited frequently by unicorns.

• onion eating contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Mild danger may be involved. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Davic Berden.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Accidental Death insurance required. Reward available. Contact Tamm Skullnor.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will owe you a huge favor. Guild membership required. Contact Yip.
• Help! Need a change of pace? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Done Whitman.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Serious inquiries only. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Elrigssa Softborne.
• Someone stole my keg. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Throdal Dwarfbellows.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome beaky brain monsters required. Will pay in gold. May include some hazards. Contact Blabg Mokcrusher.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen statue. Reward is a secret. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Joe Kleinrell.
• Needed: Looking for work? squirrels-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Opportunity to earn a title. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Dogan Boarsnout.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Delellai Duskbough if intrigued.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will pay in gold. Contact Charigai Nightshadow for more information.
• Required: beaky brain monsters-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will owe you a huge favor. Must be a quick learner. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Xtkasr Rockmouth.

• Thrugt Moknor is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a renowned teamster. He appears insecure.
• Yorrun Coalmine is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled glovemaker. She appears intimidating.
• Chahiatars Orlerose is a male elf who is known in the world as being a skilled illuminator. He appears flirtatious.
• Trashug Skullnor is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled professor. She appears self-obsessed.
• Jame Franbrook is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a decent salter. She appears melancholy.
• Dane Roberthews is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled barber. He appears spiteful.
• Drorim Mooncairn is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mocked haymerchant. She appears exhausted.
• Fillenava Cyredshadow is a male elf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled good samaritan. He appears pacifistic.
• Morrun Brasschisel is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a gifted illuminator. He appears forgetful.
• Joey Blackinson is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a skilled seamstress. She appears jesterly.
• Obnum Moknor is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned actor. She appears embittered.
• Ulrun Bloodsword is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent wine seller. He appears quiet.
• Ilyartssa Bluesky is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled navigator. She appears xenophobic.
• Davic Carridge is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled blacksmith. She appears mopey.
• Halhiaaen Auvreashadow is a male elf who is known in the world as being a skilled carpenter. He appears trusting.

• DaDon Cases, a spiteful male human. He is a druid who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Yororin Dogguard, a battle-ready female deep dwarf. She is an expert who is finding work as a merchant.
• Khalzor heh S'hoorzor, a skeptical female lizardfolk. She is a commoner who is doing something amazing.
• Grimorin Grandbrooch, a giddy female dwarf. She is a druid who is seeking honest work.
• Larlenlleu Swiftgrove, a fashion concious male drow. He is a ranger who is following the voices.
• Breb Rantdeath, a quiet male goblin. He is a rogue who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
• Cone Boffinarrow, an exhausted male halfling. He is a commoner who is finding a long-lost parent.
• Ang, an exhausted female oddball. She is a commoner who is following the voices.
• Kyrule Skysinger, a loud male minotaur. He is a rogue who is traveling with a diplomat.
• Elavarssa Cyredsinger, a nosy male elf. He is a cleric who is finding work as a mercenary.

These establishments worthy of mention in Batvale:

• The Boiling Hearthstone Sport House [+] The Boiling Hearthstone Sport House is a large, messy-looking fishery. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, a masonry storefront, and large windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a chatty dwarf named Falgan Lightningbread. The fishery is known for high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell something fishy. There is 1 customer in the fishery. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Crazy Flame Inc. [+] The Crazy Flame Inc. is a huge, dusty-looking warehouse. The building faces southeast with a roof made from thatch, three windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the warehouse district. This place is run by a solemn human named Dones Matham. The warehouse is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 2 customers in the warehouse. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Yellow Priest Dumping Ground [+] The Yellow Priest Dumping Ground is a large, orderly-looking junkyard. The building faces southwest with a roof made from turf, large windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a sick human named Done Andrwood. The junkyard is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 4 customers in the junkyard. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Fallen Troll Inc. [+] The Fallen Troll Inc. is a huge, smelly-looking tile shop. The building faces south with barred windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an egotistical human named Donry Rosengan. The tile shop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There is 1 customer in the tile shop. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Royal Song Fine Forks [+] The Royal Song Fine Forks is a huge, orderly-looking cutlery shop. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, dirty windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a guilty dwarf named Thorbul Coldstaff. The cutlery shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 3 customers in the cutlery shop. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Deadly Cock Temple [+] The Deadly Cock Temple is a large, disgusting-looking brothel. The building faces south with many windows, a roof made from tile, and a brick storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by a resentful elf named Illlanssa Broadspear. The brothel is known for extravagant prices for the long back rubs there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you hear quiet music, you see candles and drapery, and you smell scent of oil. There are 5 customers in the brothel. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Orange Frogs Shoppe [+] The Orange Frogs Shoppe is a typical sized, damp-looking firepit. The building faces southeast with a split wood storefront, round windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a fatalistic elf named Alenallleu Riftwind. The firepit is known for very high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the firepit. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Flaming Monkey Inc. [+] The Flaming Monkey Inc. is a small, crowded-looking dock. The building faces north with a lap board storefront, tiny windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the docks district. This place is run by a chatty half-orc named Zrombub Armbreaker. The dock is known for varying prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 4 customers in the dock. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Snoring Wig Healers [+] The Snoring Wig Healers is a typical sized, clean-looking hospital. The building faces south with a wood storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a melancholy human named Done Marin. The hospital is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There is 1 customer in the hospital. The city guard taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Wet Tree Butchers [+] The Wet Tree Butchers is a typical sized, damp-looking butchershop. The building faces north with tiny windows, a roof made from slate, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a thick half-orc named Dan Roseall. The butchershop is known for high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 5 customers in the butchershop. The racketeers harass the owner and patrons.
• The Wrong Fig Junkyard [+] The Wrong Fig Junkyard is an average sized, packed-looking junkyard. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, broken windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a helpful human named Jam Simonin. The junkyard is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 3 customers in the junkyard. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Stinking Clowns Sculptures [+] The Stinking Clowns Sculptures is a small, crowded-looking sculpting house. The building faces east with a stone storefront, a roof made from turf, and clean windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a contrarian elf named Larartlas Duskmoon. The sculpting house is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 3 customers in the sculpting house. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Grumbling Peddler Inc. [+] The Grumbling Peddler Inc. is a huge, filthy-looking woodshop. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, small windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a contrarian human named Danes Berwell. The woodshop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 4 customers in the woodshop. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Marbled Jade Inc. [+] The Marbled Jade Inc. is a large, messy-looking tannery. The building faces northwest with a masonry storefront, a roof made from tile, and a few windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a skeptical human named Donic Charell. The tannery is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you see skins stretching, you smell leather, and you hear an odd thumping sound. There are 2 customers in the tannery. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Smiling Jade Shop [+] The Smiling Jade Shop is a typical sized, filthy-looking bakery. The building faces northwest with a wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and large windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a spiteful human named Daves Chaell. The bakery is known for high prices for the a warm smile there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you hear fire crackling, you smell scent fresh bread, and you see hot buns. There is 1 customer in the bakery. The trade guild taxes the owner and patrons.