Welcome to Lewbert!

Lewbert is known for the following resources:

• Substantial vampire kitten glarings that are hunted by unicorns. One might dig up bags of rubies hidden around somewhere.
• Abundant coconut plantations that are frequented by vampires. Somoeone said someone found piles of gold in a well.
• An ancient grave yard inhabited by tame apes that are visited frequently by travelers. Micke Braett said one might find bags of small lyres in a tomb nearby.
• Plentiful magic peat swamps that are avoided by children.
• Dangerous elephant parades that are hunted by zombies.

• whiskey tester wanted. Reward is a secret. Contact Kzoten Metalkill.
• Missing family heirloom. We suspect derros are the culprit. Reward available. Contact Vit.
• Needed: Looking for work? Require an instructor learned in astrology to tutor my child. Reward available. Contact Haariganae Baequieye.
• Help! toads-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Experienced professionals only. Reward is a secret. Contact Shobb Headsnapper.
• Need a change of pace? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward available. Contact Bea Wizzbolt.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward available. No pay until task is completed successfully. Special attire required. Contact Faehiaaen Goldensing.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Length of job expected to be short. Reward is a secret. Contact Arnnk Triggerblast.
• Required: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a secret. Contact Gorrim Cruncheye.
• Bounty for lizards, dead or alive. Must submit to magical scrutiny. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Durkon Quartzhammer.
• Someone stole my keg. Find the louse, dead or alive. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Borgin Coldmansion.
• Bored? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will pay in gold. Contact Halhiathil Silentchaser.
• Need a change of pace? whiskey tester wanted. Will pay in gold. Contact Done Petrll.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Prior experience required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Khammak Legcrusher for more information.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen gemstone. Opportunity to earn a title. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Trasush Headnor if interested.
• Missing holy symbol. We suspect beaky brain monsters are the culprit. Will owe you a huge favor. No previous experience required. Contact Jame Franard.
• Need a change of pace? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather a rat tail due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Xuok Wormdeath.
• Required: Want to earn some quick coin? Require an instructor learned in juggling to tutor my child. Opportunity to earn a title. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Anzer.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Opportunity to earn a title. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Abarigthil Jadecaller.
• Looking for work? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. No pay until task is completed successfully. Reward available. Contact Balmir Thudstaff.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. May include some hazards. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Skadin Bittergrieve to learn more.
• Bounty for toads, dead or alive. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Thugush Headcracker.
• Need a change of pace? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome brain moles required. Reward is a secret. Contact Narot Darkkill.
• Looking for work? carniverous butterflies-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will pay in gold. Contact Mickic Dilon for further details.

• Davry Barick is a female lycanthrope who is known in the world as being a decent blacksmith. She appears spiteful.
• Toshros Stormstalker is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a mediocre prostitute. He appears smitten.
• Halfasey Strongthorn is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a skilled brewer. He appears impatient.
• Hildo Daletory is a male halfling who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled potter. He appears gambling.
• Joes Roseton is a female lycanthrope who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled pastrycook. She appears nosy.
• Joey Antoncroft is a female lycanthrope who is known in the region as being a mocked tinker. She appears jaded.
• Tolly Chubbskin is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a skilled apothecary. He appears scattered.
• Loaus Athvidol is a male minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled jailer. He appears beligerent.
• Amagrimine Buncebrook is a male halfling who is known in the region as being a mocked bleacher. He appears helpful.
• Comaida Orale is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre ropemaker. He appears solemn.
• Dastinand Bloodilg is a male minotaur who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled woodcarver. He appears spiteful.
• Mulrath Youngchaser is a female minotaur who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled locksmith. She appears territorial.
• Karnic Riverspire is a male minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled roofer. He appears clumsy.
• Daney Coland is a female lycanthrope who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled butcher. She appears thick.
• Byledek Dawnganthi is a female minotaur who is known in the world as being a mediocre tavern. She appears loud.
• Danic Whitefield is a female lycanthrope who is known in the city as being a skilled tilemaker. She appears pacifistic.
• Burunsil Domstrider is a female minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled seamstress. She appears shifty.
• Fal Weathersister is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre priest. He appears loud.
• Jamey Harey is a female lycanthrope who is known in that part of town as being a gifted lawyer. She appears fashion concious.
• Jame MacClayard is a male lycanthrope who is known in the world as being a gifted ship captain. He appears boastful.
• Basma Grimwind is a male minotaur who is known in the region as being a decent saddler. He appears attentive.
• Cavon Iceak is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a skilled spicemerchant. He appears egotistical.
• Hil Ostfellow is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a legendary coach driver. She appears fatalistic.
• Ama Bullgather is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled artist. She appears vengeful.
• Aliris Ragefury is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled bowyer. He appears grieving.
• Hathiki Tesmane is a female minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent courtier. She appears contrarian.
• Turuul Kazispire is a male minotaur who is known in the region as being a mediocre prostitute. He appears spiteful.
• Gohmax Summane is a female minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a decent astrologer. She appears greedy.

• Jeddu Windrangli, a jolly female minotaur. She is a commoner who is traveling with an expidition.
• Hil Simplegirdle, a clumsy male halfling. He is a warrior who is seeing the city.
• Amaelly Runningwit, a prejudiced female halfling. She is an expert who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
• Theron Mistcaller, a mocking female minotaur. She is a ranger who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
• Adaina Bandatopple, an attentive female halfling. She is an adept who is seeing the world.
• Perda Fasttopple, a shifty male halfling. He is a rogue who is finding a missing treasure.
• Po Tossbough, a patronizing female halfling. She is a commoner who is on a mission for diplomacy.
• Gohga Oatgan, an accusatory female minotaur. She is an adept who is seeing the world.
• Mick Blackll, an insecure female lycanthrope. She is a druid who is here to destroy a rumor.
• Falgrinda Orcobble, a fatalistic male halfling. He is a ranger who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Dav Simoncroft, a jesterly female lycanthrope. She is a sorcerer who is traveling the world as a beggar.
• Ama Brownward, a gambling female halfling. She is a commoner who is cleaning out a wealthy person.

These establishments worthy of mention in Lewbert:

• The Violet Cavern Meats [+] The Violet Cavern Meats is a large, packed-looking slaughterhouse. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, small windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an impatient halfling named Ama Boffingirdle. The slaughterhouse is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 5 customers in the slaughterhouse. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Drinking Bag House [+] The Drinking Bag House is a small, smelly-looking civic center. The building faces east with no windows, a roof made from slate, and a mud storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a scattered minotaur named Turrus Darkmarr. The civic center is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 4 customers in the civic center. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Deadly Lotus Whorehouse [+] The Deadly Lotus Whorehouse is a small, orderly-looking brothel. The building faces northwest with a roof made from slate, a split wood storefront, and barred windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by a lonely halfling named Per Nimblewit. The brothel is known for varying prices for the long back rubs there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you see barely clothed women, you smell scent of oil, and you hear loud moaning. There are 4 customers in the brothel. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Glaring Mead Inc. [+] The Glaring Mead Inc. is an average sized, messy-looking weaponshop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, a split wood storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a xenophobic lycanthrope named Micke Wilin. The weaponshop is known for high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 3 customers in the weaponshop. The organized crime bosses steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Puking Bunch Locksmith [+] The Puking Bunch Locksmith is a small, crowded-looking locksmith. The building faces northwest with a wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and round windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an easily offended minotaur named Cairose Lagranilg. The locksmith is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the locksmith. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Short Bill Shoppe [+] The Short Bill Shoppe is a normal sized, orderly-looking bookbinder. The building faces north with a masonry storefront, a roof made from turf, and a few windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a giddy lycanthrope named Jamic Staland. The bookbinder is known for steep prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you smell old parchment and you see books and papers everywhere. There are 3 customers in the bookbinder. The organized crime bosses steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Crimson Lion Inc. [+] The Crimson Lion Inc. is a huge, clean-looking warehouse. The building faces east with a roof made from slate, clean windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the warehouse district. This place is run by a fashion concious lycanthrope named Don Petrwell. The warehouse is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 3 customers in the warehouse. The organized crime bosses shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Gray Wand Inc. [+] The Gray Wand Inc. is a typical sized, tidy-looking transportation. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, two windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a smug lycanthrope named Mickry Smithngton. The transportation is known for varying prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 4 customers in the transportation. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Musty Hatchet Inc. [+] The Musty Hatchet Inc. is a huge, packed-looking tavern. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, a stone storefront, and tiny windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a vengeful lycanthrope named Jo Carson. The tavern is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 2 customers in the tavern. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Screaming Rouge Timberyard [+] The Screaming Rouge Timberyard is a normal sized, filthy-looking lumberyard. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, stained windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a pacifistic minotaur named Dastara Strongtalon. The lumberyard is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the lumberyard. The organized crime bosses steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Elven Devil Money Lenders [+] The Elven Devil Money Lenders is an average sized, clean-looking bank. The building faces east with small windows, a roof made from slate, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the wealthy district. This place is run by a resentful lycanthrope named Doney Peteridge. The bank is known for steep prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see and empty counter with bars in front of it, you hear muffled voices from the back, and you smell earth. There are 3 customers in the bank. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Bottomless Wig Fish Camp [+] The Bottomless Wig Fish Camp is a huge, dusty-looking fishery. The building faces northeast with broken windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a forbidding lycanthrope named James Rosecombe. The fishery is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell no fish. There are 2 customers in the fishery. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Twin Lotus Shop [+] The Twin Lotus Shop is an average sized, dusty-looking alchemy shop. The building faces north with a stone storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an egotistical minotaur named Bruuri Wintersoult. The alchemy shop is known for fair prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you hear a dog barking, you smell burning coals, and you see a two headed chicken wandering around. There are 2 customers in the alchemy shop. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Deepwater Giant House of Ill Repute [+] The Deepwater Giant House of Ill Repute is an average sized, messy-looking brothel. The building faces southwest with a brick storefront, many windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by a jolly halfling named Conell Ashhead. The brothel is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you hear loud moaning, you see barely clothed women, and you smell perfume. There are 4 customers in the brothel. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Cardinal Iron Farms [+] The Cardinal Iron Farms is a normal sized, filthy-looking haymerchant. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, stained windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a lonely minotaur named Ganthidon Cloudbreaker. The haymerchant is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 4 customers in the haymerchant. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Merry Wagon Pub [+] The Merry Wagon Pub is an average sized, smelly-looking brewery. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, tiny windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a loud minotaur named Seralia Clawchaser. The brewery is known for high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you see bags of hops, you hear laughing, and you smell hops and grain. There is 1 customer in the brewery. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Purple Imps Arena [+] The Purple Imps Arena is a huge, neat-looking bleacher. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, barred windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a violent minotaur named Hathyes Rageak. The bleacher is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 4 customers in the bleacher. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Crooked Cesspit Inc. [+] The Crooked Cesspit Inc. is a huge, tidy-looking smokehouse. The building faces southeast with a brick storefront, round windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a contrarian lycanthrope named Donry Bartoen. The smokehouse is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There is 1 customer in the smokehouse. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Thirsty Rose Temple [+] The Thirsty Rose Temple is a small, smelly-looking temple. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, stained windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a violent lycanthrope named Davic Bersford. The temple is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 2 customers in the temple. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Cloven Hammer Inc. [+] The Cloven Hammer Inc. is a large, orderly-looking theater. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, a few windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by an outlandish lycanthrope named Don MacMarer. The theater is known for varying prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 5 customers in the theater. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Golden Thunderbird Inc. [+] The Golden Thunderbird Inc. is a typical sized, packed-looking weaponshop. The building faces southeast with barred windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a flirtatious minotaur named Genlonok Borosplitter. The weaponshop is known for steep prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 4 customers in the weaponshop. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Olde Hen Bags [+] The Olde Hen Bags is a normal sized, orderly-looking pursemaker. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, a stone storefront, and no windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a battle-ready halfling named Adadeine Slowhead. The pursemaker is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the pursemaker. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Slade Bull Charity [+] The Slade Bull Charity is a typical sized, tidy-looking almshouse. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, a split wood storefront, and two windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a gluttonous lycanthrope named Don Franewicz. The almshouse is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 3 customers in the almshouse. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Crimson Goblins Inc. [+] The Crimson Goblins Inc. is a normal sized, filthy-looking warehouse. The building faces south with round windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the warehouse district. This place is run by a jolly minotaur named Beauuna Plainchaser. The warehouse is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 4 customers in the warehouse. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Sterling Princess Shoes Inc. [+] The Sterling Princess Shoes Inc. is an average sized, filthy-looking shoe shop. The building faces north with a roof made from slate, a split wood storefront, and no windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a worrying halfling named Cogrim Suncloak. The shoe shop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you smell rthymic grinding, you see old shoes and bit of leather, and you hear silence. There is 1 customer in the shoe shop. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Empty Grog Brewery [+] The Empty Grog Brewery is a typical sized, orderly-looking beer seller. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, a masonry storefront, and many windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a drunken halfling named Falgrim Bracebee. The beer seller is known for high prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see casks of beer and you smell beer and hops. There are 4 customers in the beer seller. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Oiled Maiden Purse Shop [+] The Oiled Maiden Purse Shop is a huge, packed-looking pursemaker. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a forgetful lycanthrope named Mickry Matson. The pursemaker is known for varying prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the pursemaker. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Lazy Rock Wainwright [+] The Lazy Rock Wainwright is a huge, damp-looking cartwright. The building faces east with round windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an exhausted halfling named Amada Dalespan. The cartwright is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There is 1 customer in the cartwright. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.