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Welcome to Floydmouth!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 163
  • Children: 30.06% (49)
  • Elderly: 11.04% (18)

Racial Breakdown

  • 118 ogre (72.3%)
  • 44 mindflayer (26.9%)
  • 1 other (0.6%)

Misc.

  • 5 Districts
  • 2 Businesses
  • 2 Specialists
  • 19 Residences

Summary [-]

Floydmouth is a hamlet in the Lesser Sarman District with a monster population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate hamlet is lightly populated (554/sq km), covers 0.29 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 607 meters.

Climate [-]

Floydmouth has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are soft and the temperature is generally cold with little variation. Precipitation is minor, and the sky is continually overcast.

Astronomy [-]

Floydmouth sees a single star overhead: Wol, an average white star. Floydmouth also has no moons. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: an imposing nearby planet that has been around for generations.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 2 roads leading to Floydmouth; no roads are major. The city is lined with rough cobblestone streets in a grid pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: mercy, poor, wealthy, shops, and trade.

Government [-]

Floydmouth is governed through a republic, where the people's elected representatives, not the people themselves, vote on legislation.. The government as a whole is seen as on the ball. Officials in Floydmouth are often seen as resolute and the policies are respected. The political influence of Floydmouth in the region is negligible due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population cowers in fear.

Leader [-]

Floydmouth is ruled by Prime Minister Konath Headkiller. The Prime Minister has been in power for mere days and is hated by the people. There is peaceful opposition to the Prime Minister and policies. The right to rule was granted by hereditary succession, and that power is maintained through a fair and just legal system.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a city guard, who can be bribed. Justice is served by a kangaroo court, with a common punishment being torture.

Crime [-]

Crime is unusual. The most common crime is treason. The imprisonment rate is 0.61% of the population (1 adult).

Military [-]

Floydmouth has a negative attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 22 citizens (14%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 11 (6.75%). Of the active duty military, 1 (5.5%) are special forces. Due to their negative attitude and lack of defensible wall, Floydmouth is suitably fortified. Floydmouth fighters are respected for their use of ranseurs in battle. They are revered for their rigid formations and are considered inadequately skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Floydmouth is currently failing.

Resources [-]

Floydmouth is known for the following resources:

  • Creepy amber mines that are visited frequently by magic users. One might find a stash of silver hidden around somewhere.
  • Vampire kitten glarings that are hunted by kittens. Ruk Skullsnapper said the locals speak of a stash of emeralds buried near there.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Once upon a time, a murderer named Anka roamed the streets. Commoners say that if you confront her, you will never be seen again.
  • In olden times, the constable of Ackmore lived in harmony. Things were quiet, but one day Doap Boartooth the wizard took over the town. The constable tried to kill Doap Boartooth, but didn't get close. Along came a hero named Grungar Rustanvil, who was a skilled storyteller. Grungar had a plan to trick the wizard by killing the wizard while he slept. When Grungar Rustanvil faced the wizard, Grungar Rustanvil tricked Doap Boartooth and was killed in the process.
  • In days gone by, a murderer named Klarnorgath wandered the world on rainy days. Villagers say that if you touch him, you will be stricken blind.

Events [-]

Floydmouth is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Required: I have brain moles in my basement, plz halp! Reward available. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Sergas Icefury if interested.
  • Needed: Missing magic candle. We suspect homuncului are the culprit. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Kabg Legcracker.
  • Needed: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Special attire required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Alavariyn Mistgazer.
  • Wanted: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Must submit to magical scrutiny. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Illellaen Teasen'breeze.
  • Required: Looking for work? caber-tossing contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Armir Redmail.
  • Help Wanted: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward available. Contact Jo Diltone.
  • I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will owe you a huge favor. No previous experience required. May include some hazards. Contact Duduk Oxroot.

People [-]

The people in Floydmouth are critical of outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Ugan Eagleroot is a male ogre who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled woodcarver. He appears cautious.
  • Duk Oxnut is a male ogre who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled adventurer. He appears smitten.
  • Pripne is a female mindflayer who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled courtier. She appears fashion concious.
  • Uk Eaglebranch is a female ogre who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled leatherworker. She appears exhausted.
  • Gugan Rockroot is a female ogre who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled blacksmith. She appears conspirational.
  • Dosh Oaksnout is a male ogre who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled prostitute. He appears attentive.
  • Dash Eaglesnout is a male ogre who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled deputy. He appears territorial.
  • Klonrc is an androgynous mindflayer who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled ropemaker. It appears healthy.
  • Ghash Oakroot is a male ogre who is known in that part of town as being a decent saddler. He appears jesterly.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Sszth, a violent female mindflayer. She is a warrior who is here to buy slaves.
  • Drogin Talonhead, a spiteful male deep dwarf. He is a commoner who is seeing the city.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Floydmouth:

  • The Wobblin' Beauty Hostel [+]
  • The Salty Halfling Lumberyard [+]
  • The Laughing Badger Cart Repairs [+]
  • The Fiery Fox Shoppe [+]
  • The Horny Octopus House of Law [+]
  • The Golden Boar Inc. [+]
  • The Colored Wagon General Mechandise [+]
  • The Lecherous Beer Glass Crafters [+]
  • The Wanton Knife Night Smiths [+]