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Welcome to Holy Gooseman!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 153
  • Children: 32.68% (50)
  • Elderly: 9.15% (14)

Racial Breakdown

  • 108 troglodyte (70.5%)
  • 43 lycanthrope (28.1%)
  • 2 other (1.3%)

Misc.

  • 2 Districts
  • 2 Businesses
  • 2 Specialists
  • 21 Residences

Summary [-]

Holy Gooseman is a hamlet in the Umbark Region with a monster population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest hamlet is lightly populated (513/sq km), covers 0.30 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 618 meters.

Climate [-]

Holy Gooseman has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are mild and the temperature is generally cool with minor variation. Precipitation is trivial, and the sky is cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Holy Gooseman sees a single star overhead: Woc, a massive yellow star. Holy Gooseman also has no moons. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: an imposing nebula that has been around for generations.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 4 roads leading to Holy Gooseman; no roads are major. The city is lined with rough cobblestone paths in a linear pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: poor and civic.

Government [-]

Holy Gooseman is governed through a totalitarian government, where the government subordinates individuals by controlling all political and economic matters, as well as the attitudes, values, and beliefs. The government as a whole is seen as ruthlessly effective. Officials in Holy Gooseman are often seen as resolute and the policies are mocked. The political influence of Holy Gooseman in the region is shrinking due to riots in the region. In times of crisis, the population cowers in fear.

Leader [-]

Holy Gooseman is ruled by Master Danes Colcroft. The Master has been in power for years and is ridiculed by the people. There is forceful opposition to the Master and policies. The right to rule was granted by force, and that power is maintained through a fair and just legal system.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by an organized crime bosses, but are loosely enforced. Justice is served by a kangaroo court, with a common punishment being torture.

Crime [-]

Crime is rare. The most common crime is petty theft. The imprisonment rate is 0.65% of the population (1 adult).

Military [-]

Holy Gooseman has a disinterested attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 21 citizens (14%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 10 (6.75%). Of the active duty military, 0 (3.5%) are special forces. Due to their disinterested attitude and lack of defensible wall, Holy Gooseman is tolerably fortified. Holy Gooseman fighters are respected for their use of ranseurs in battle. They are revered for their rigid formations and are considered inadequately skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Holy Gooseman is currently lively.

Resources [-]

Holy Gooseman is known for the following resources:

  • Vegetable fields that are feared by zombies. Elhg said one might dig up bags of gold in a well.
  • Dangerous peacock musters that are hunted by locals. Gkutkasr Irondeath said one might find a chest containing iron maidens in a nearby pit.
  • An old tower inhabited by vampire peacocks that are frequented by wenches. Gosh Oxbranch said one might dig up a stash of gold in a nearby pit.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Once upon a time, a witch wandered the world when the moon is new and was drawn towards murderers. Folks say that the witch will offer you sweets, then turn you into a mouse.
  • Legends tell of Don's Beans, a cursed beans with the ability to answer any question. It was last seen years ago.

Events [-]

Holy Gooseman is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Needed: toads-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Must provide your own transportation. Will reward you with a land deed. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Chtupne.
  • Needed: Want to earn some quick coin? Gush Beartooth has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will pay in gold. Contact Yik.
  • I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact S'herssen ahn S'hooral.
  • Looking for work? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will reward you with a land deed. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Haman Cogglefuel for more information.
  • I'm looking for rare derros, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will pay in gold. Contact Jamry Casell if interested.
  • Need a change of pace? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Xodbok Darkhost.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome rabbits required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Guap Eaglebranch to learn more.

People [-]

The people in Holy Gooseman despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Elhlak is a male troglodyte who is known in the city as being a skilled prostitute. He appears accusatory.
  • Micke Morbrook is a female lycanthrope who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent mercenary. She appears gambling.
  • Vothraz is a male troglodyte who is known in the city as being a gifted priest. He appears insecure.
  • Tilka is a female troglodyte who is known in the world as being a renowned tanner. She appears guilty.
  • Voths is a female troglodyte who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled tilemaker. She appears resentful.
  • Danic Casford is a female lycanthrope who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned cobbler. She appears fashion concious.
  • Porg is a male troglodyte who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled carpenter. He appears loud.
  • Porra is a male troglodyte who is known in that part of town as being a mocked jailer. He appears exhausted.
  • Vothkaro is a male troglodyte who is known in the region as being a mediocre harness maker. He appears contrarian.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Dones Davston, a pacifistic female lycanthrope. She is a barbarian who is here to destroy a rumor.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Holy Gooseman:

  • The Highlighted Willow Star Gazers [+]
  • The Black Bull Inc. [+]
  • The Wobblin' Halflings Roofing [+]
  • The Gritty Willow Docs [+]
  • The Snoring Frogs Healing House [+]
  • The Frosted Fig Shrine [+]
  • The Frozen Tower Book Smith [+]
  • The Victorious Pony Builders [+]
  • The Shining Friends Lumber Mill [+]