Welcome to Eddyovka Park!

Eddyovka Park is known for the following resources:

• A haunted castle inhabited by carnivorous woodpeckers that are frequented by gru. Joes Gilwell said somoeone said someone found a stash of kitten mittens in a well.
• A haunted tower inhabited by carnivorous woodpeckers that are visited frequently by unicorns.
• Fresh peat bogs that are hunted by kittens. Joe Martiford said one might find bags of silver buried near there.

• Required: Want to earn some quick coin? I have homuncului in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Fat.
• Looking for something new? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Donry Bromell.
• grog tester wanted. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Grumdin Ironback.
• Needed: Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather hydra blood due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Special attire required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Zbok Darkslay.
• Help Wanted: Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Anzer.
• Ranger seeks apprentice. Reward is a secret. Contact Gaeellaen Silverhand.
• Need a change of pace? Missing goat. We suspect darkmantles are the culprit. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Erlenava Kindbough for further details.
• Needed: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Guild membership required. Reward available. Contact Harvy.
• Bored? Require an instructor learned in morbid obesity research to tutor my child. Will reward you with a land deed. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Brobin Quartzfounder.
• Help! Looking for work? I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome beaky brain monsters required. Will pay in gold. Contact Durdin Salttun.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome darkmantles required. Reward available. No previous experience required. Contact Zhaggog Skullcrusher.

• Jo Smithwell is a male human who is known in that part of town as being a decent pastrycook. He appears accusatory.
• Mick Jamefield is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled deputy. She appears shifty.
• Brobor Bluesmelter is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled bookbinder. He appears deluded.
• Balond Greenleg is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled butcher. She appears thick.
• Micke Benhews is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a skilled courtier. She appears authoritarian.
• Gagtak Skullnor is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled spicemerchant. She appears smug.
• Adanalinne Maernrisen is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled wagoneer. She appears gambling.
• Joey Goodleton is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre navigator. He appears easily offended.
• Chaelliyn Silverchaser is a male elf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled timberwright. He appears jaded.
• Jamey Chasone is a female human who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled maidservant. She appears prejudiced.
• Elnaltars Whitestryke is a male elf who is known in the region as being a mediocre bookbinder. He appears forbidding.
• Dane Braland is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent dyer. She appears violent.
• Dav Jackick is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent navigator. He appears self-obsessed.
• Delelltel Swiftmist is a female elf who is known in the region as being a gifted wine seller. She appears smug.

• Gorbin Grandanvil, a spiteful female dwarf. She is a sorcerer who is finding a long-lost parent.
• Srosh Backripper, a clumsy female half-orc. She is a sorcerer who is here to buy slaves.
• Halhiaiyn Tyrneastalker, a resentful female elf. She is a fighter who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Kiagles Tiddlygadget, a prejudiced female gnome. She is a wizard who is finding a missing nemesis.
• Davic Daverton, an insecure female human. She is a commoner who is here to buy supplies.
• Grundin Feastbrooch, a violent male dwarf. He is a wizard who is finding work as a healer.

These establishments worthy of mention in Eddyovka Park:

• The Wrong Boar Junkyard [+] The Wrong Boar Junkyard is a large, clean-looking junkyard. The building faces south with a mud storefront, a roof made from turf, and no windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a chatty half-orc named Droddarz Backnor. The junkyard is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 2 customers in the junkyard. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Leaping Tree Blowers [+] The Leaping Tree Blowers is a huge, messy-looking glassmaker hut. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, a wood storefront, and round windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a pacifistic half-orc named Davic Brien. The glassmaker hut is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you hear a bellows pumping, you see panes of glass and mirrors, and you smell a burning forge. There are 3 customers in the glassmaker hut. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Wobbly Rooster Lodge [+] The Wobbly Rooster Lodge is a typical sized, dirty-looking inn. The building faces south with a brick storefront, a roof made from thatch, and clean windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a resentful human named Mick Gilwood. The inn is known for very high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the inn. The city watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Master Dwarves Inc. [+] The Master Dwarves Inc. is a small, filthy-looking tannery. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, a split wood storefront, and many windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a prejudiced dwarf named Baldin Ivorystomach. The tannery is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you smell leather, you hear an odd thumping sound, and you see skins stretching. There are 3 customers in the tannery. The local thugs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Last Octopus Hats Shop [+] The Last Octopus Hats Shop is a huge, messy-looking hat shop. The building faces south with small windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a quiet half-elf named Ilnallas Wishgrove. The hat shop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 3 customers in the hat shop. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Chicken House Farmers Market [+] The Chicken House Farmers Market is a large, dusty-looking haymerchant. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, a bamboo storefront, and many windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an unreliable half-elf named Illartaen Nightwing. The haymerchant is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the haymerchant. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Lascivious Elves Inc. [+] The Lascivious Elves Inc. is a huge, dirty-looking smithy. The building faces east with a split wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and tiny windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by an exhausted half-dwarf named Durrin Stonebrooch. The smithy is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 2 customers in the smithy. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Beefy Elves Shoppe [+] The Beefy Elves Shoppe is a huge, filthy-looking cheeseshop. The building faces southwest with stained windows, a roof made from thatch, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a smitten dwarf named Morond Ironstream. The cheeseshop is known for high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you see jugs of milk and other tools, you hear yelling in the back, and you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese. There are 3 customers in the cheeseshop. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Red Baiter Prison [+] The Red Baiter Prison is a huge, dirty-looking jailhouse. The building faces southwest with a roof made from turf, broken windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by a resentful half-orc named James Giacotone. The jailhouse is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the jailhouse. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Fumbling Ent Fine Books [+] The Fumbling Ent Fine Books is an average sized, crowded-looking bookstore. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a stone storefront, and tiny windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a thick human named Donic Castill. The bookstore is known for minimal prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 4 customers in the bookstore. The police hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Red Wagon Prison [+] The Red Wagon Prison is a large, tidy-looking jailhouse. The building faces south with stained windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by a violent dwarf named Grumbul Clawtoe. The jailhouse is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the jailhouse. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Mended Bunch Coop Hoop [+] The Mended Bunch Coop Hoop is a large, messy-looking cooperage. The building faces northwest with a roof made from slate, a wood storefront, and barred windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a forgetful half-dwarf named Mickey Stanrough. The cooperage is known for high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 5 customers in the cooperage. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Voluptuous Troll Stockyard [+] The Voluptuous Troll Stockyard is a typical sized, orderly-looking slaughterhouse. The building faces north with stained windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a pious half-elf named Darnaltars Shadowgale. The slaughterhouse is known for high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 5 customers in the slaughterhouse. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Weary Monkey Rugs [+] The Weary Monkey Rugs is a large, damp-looking rugmaker. The building faces southeast with dirty windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a smug dwarf named Abaag Dullale. The rugmaker is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 2 customers in the rugmaker. The police harass the owner and patrons.