Welcome to Upper Ebenland Park!

Upper Ebenland Park is known for the following resources:

• A creepy grave yard inhabited by vampire parrots that are frequented by townspeople.
• Magical chinchilla colonies that are feared by locals.
• Ape troops that are hunted by unicorns. One might find a stash of kitten mittens in a nearby pit.
• Dragon wiers that are visited frequently by children. One might find a stash of iron maidens in a nearby pit.
• An ancient battle field inhabited by poisonous kangaroos that are visited frequently by travelers.

• Help! Looking for something new? Bard seeks apprentice. Prior experience required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. May include some hazards. Contact Narus Ironfury.
• Needed: beaky brain monsters-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Accidental Death insurance required. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Balbor Bearslayer.
• Require an instructor learned in horseback riding to tutor my child. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Srotguul Armcracker.
• Missing jewel. We suspect cockatrices are the culprit. Safety not guaranteed. Will owe you a huge favor. Prior experience required. Contact Don Southster for more information.
• Bored? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Xukasr Bigbasher if interested.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen magic candle. Will reward you with a land deed. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Khuggbub Headcracker.
• Help Needed: Bored? unknown potion tester wanted. Must be clean. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Duap Oxsnout.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Experienced professionals only. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Brodor Platinumvault if interested.
• Wanted: Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward available. Special attire required. Contact Davey Caswell.
• Wanted: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a secret. Contact Foshion Runeis.
• Wanted: Bored? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. May include some hazards. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Zagorg Bonecrusher.
• I'm looking for rare giant spiders, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Falril Drumbridge.
• A passing Fighter is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will pay in gold. Contact Gordor Honorbarrel.

• Grumgin Wheeltracker is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled laborer. She appears worrying.
• Thordin Warneck is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled leatherworker. She appears idealistic.
• Yorgar Carbonfighter is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent bookbinder. He appears worrying.
• Mick VanHarster is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled plasterer. He appears shifty.
• Tol Melihearth is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a mocked mercer. He appears nihilistic.
• Aeshialleu Eytherwaker is a male elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent pursemaker. He appears healthy.
• Amailda Shadowhand is a male halfling who is known in the world as being a gifted chickenbutcher. He appears giddy.
• Ulrin Marblekeg is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled miller. He appears mocking.
• Dronir Granitegrave is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a renowned stablehand. She appears skeptical.
• Skabin Hawktable is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled bather. He appears clumsy.
• Illelltars Blacksight is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled outfitter. He appears scattered.
• Babson Triggercog is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled carpenter. She appears gluttonous.
• Arnxie Coggleblast is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled priest. She appears contrarian.
• Co Milldrum is a female halfling who is known in the region as being a decent dyer. She appears shifty.
• Mick Goodinson is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a decent alchemist. She appears loud.
• Tomeno Thermofiz is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a renowned glovemaker. She appears giddy.

• Odkob Bonecrusher, a greedy female half-orc. She is a cleric who is finding a missing artifact.
• Arngan Greasegauge, a gambling male gnome. He is a cleric who is finding a missing criminal.
• Wizby Cogglesprocket, an unreliable male gnome. He is a commoner who is finding a long-lost sibling.
• Donry Bernater, an embittered male half-dwarf. He is an expert who is following rumors of riches.
• Daney Antoning, a lovelorn male half-orc. He is an expert who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
• Illrigssa Morningbow, an intimidating male elf. He is an expert who is traveling with a diplomat.
• Adane Curlywind, a cautious female halfling. She is a warrior who is fleeing an assassin.
• Snorond Crunchmug, a trusting male dwarf. He is a barbarian who is traveling with a circus.

These establishments worthy of mention in Upper Ebenland Park:

• The Nomadic Peddler Inc. [+] The Nomadic Peddler Inc. is a typical sized, packed-looking weaver. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a stone storefront, and round windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a violent elf named Ilyellinne Tyrneabreeze. The weaver is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There is 1 customer in the weaver. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Guinea Hen Inc. [+] The Guinea Hen Inc. is a huge, cluttered-looking woodshop. The building faces south with a brick storefront, a roof made from tile, and two windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a quiet elf named Belhiaaen Norregrove. The woodshop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 3 customers in the woodshop. The local gangs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Frosty Cloak of All That Is Holy [+] The Frosty Cloak of All That Is Holy is a huge, dusty-looking church. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, barred windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a resentful halfling named Serdi Bracemidas. The church is known for high prices for the clean sacrifices there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you see people walking around in a daze, you smell smell of blood, and you hear a low moaning. There are 3 customers in the church. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Sloppy Weasels Public Library [+] The Sloppy Weasels Public Library is a large, clean-looking library. The building faces south with clean windows, a roof made from slate, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a grieving dwarf named Drorin Crystalroad. The library is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 4 customers in the library. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Surly Princess Hall [+] The Surly Princess Hall is a normal sized, dusty-looking adventurers guild. The building faces northeast with a lap board storefront, a roof made from tile, and dirty windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a gosipy half-dwarf named Abamir Quartzstone. The adventurers guild is known for suspiciously low prices for the contracts there, and has people queing out in the street. Upon entering you smell smell of blood, you see a still dripping tarp in the corner covering something, and you hear people yelling. There is 1 customer in the adventurers guild. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Yellow Wand Pile [+] The Yellow Wand Pile is a huge, orderly-looking junkyard. The building faces southwest with tiny windows, a roof made from tile, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a giddy half-dwarf named Dav Charidge. The junkyard is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 4 customers in the junkyard. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Squalid Devil Shoes [+] The Squalid Devil Shoes is a normal sized, messy-looking shoe shop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from thatch, a lap board storefront, and broken windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an impatient human named Jam Castey. The shoe shop is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you smell rthymic grinding, you see old shoes and bit of leather, and you hear a kitten mewing. There are 2 customers in the shoe shop. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Angry Giant Shoppe [+] The Angry Giant Shoppe is a normal sized, smelly-looking cheeseshop. The building faces east with a few windows, a roof made from turf, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a skeptical halfling named Begold Hamheart. The cheeseshop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you see jugs of milk and other tools, you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese, and you hear yelling in the back. There are 4 customers in the cheeseshop. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Yellow Imps Depot [+] The Yellow Imps Depot is a huge, orderly-looking junkyard. The building faces north with broken windows, a roof made from tile, and a stone storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a skeptical half-dwarf named Jamry Whitand. The junkyard is known for fair prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 2 customers in the junkyard. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Grizzly Hearthstone Inc. [+] The Grizzly Hearthstone Inc. is a normal sized, dirty-looking woodshop. The building faces northwest with clean windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a healthy human named Mickic Harhouse. The woodshop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 4 customers in the woodshop. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Wiley Wagon Inpirationsl Waters [+] The Wiley Wagon Inpirationsl Waters is a large, crowded-looking bath house. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a brick storefront, and large windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a grieving half-dwarf named Throrun Jetmolder. The bath house is known for high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. Upon entering you hear the sound of water running, you smell soap and flowers, and you see naked people walking around. There are 3 customers in the bath house. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Crimson Priest Inc. [+] The Crimson Priest Inc. is a large, neat-looking warehouse. The building faces southeast with small windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the warehouse district. This place is run by an insecure gnome named Hamvin Thermofuel. The warehouse is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 5 customers in the warehouse. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Strangled Rooster General Merchandise [+] The Strangled Rooster General Merchandise is a large, dirty-looking general store. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a giddy dwarf named Drorin Platinumhair. The general store is known for minimal prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 3 customers in the general store. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Deadly Twins Whorehouse [+] The Deadly Twins Whorehouse is a small, neat-looking brothel. The building faces southeast with a bamboo storefront, small windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by a solemn gnome named Caran Thermofiz. The brothel is known for reasonable prices for the long back rubs there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you see barely clothed women, you hear loud moaning, and you smell scent of oil. There is 1 customer in the brothel. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Oiled Willow Bags [+] The Oiled Willow Bags is a huge, orderly-looking pursemaker. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, stained windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a scattered halfling named Comai Fastbottle. The pursemaker is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the pursemaker. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Red Mug Prison [+] The Red Mug Prison is a huge, orderly-looking jailhouse. The building faces southeast with broken windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an old neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by a pious dwarf named Grimrim Redthrone. The jailhouse is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the jailhouse. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.