Welcome to Birmrard!

Birmrard is known for the following resources:

• Hemp bales that are frequented by vampires. Somoeone said someone found piles of penis sheathes in a nearby pit.
• A new gazebo inhabited by dangerous bees that are hunted by kittens. James Carerley said one might find piles of kitten mittens in a nearby pit.

• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will pay in gold. Contact Dromir Barleyankle.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Xtzar Greatbeast to learn more.
• Gkutomn Metalbeast has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will pay in gold. Contact Ilytai Ravenheart.
• Help Needed: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a secret. Contact Kabdum Headcrusher.
• I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Accidental Death insurance required. Reward is a secret. Contact Grumrim Starriver.
• Require an instructor learned in self defense to tutor my child. Reward is a secret. Contact Snorgan Bearfist.
• Need a change of pace? Ranger seeks apprentice. Reward available. Contact Gab Tiddlybun.

• Yordor Goldsmelter is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a gifted stablehand. She appears patronizing.
• Ulbul Quartzmace is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled herbalist. She appears guarded.
• Ilyleninne Eyllisstalker is a female elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned brewer. She appears mocking.
• Carnk Triggercog is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a decent bounty hunter. She appears smug.
• Grungin Bluebridge is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled courtier. He appears guarded.
• Haatthil Dryearstride is a male elf who is known in the world as being a mocked blacksmith. He appears flirtatious.
• Ham Electrogadget is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled cooper. She appears forbidding.
• Joey Jacking is a female human who is known in the world as being a renowned glassmaker. She appears mocking.
• Ilyvarava Farrose is a female elf who is known in the world as being a gifted navigator. She appears accusatory.

• Beagles Tinkersprocket, a lovelorn female gnome. She is a bard who is doing something nefarious.

These establishments worthy of mention in Birmrard:

• The Purple Bucket Arena [+] The Purple Bucket Arena is a huge, disgusting-looking bleacher. The building faces north with a brick storefront, large windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an idealistic human named Joes Jameick. The bleacher is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There is 1 customer in the bleacher. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Frozen Imps Book Smith [+] The Frozen Imps Book Smith is a small, damp-looking bookstore. The building faces northeast with a lap board storefront, a roof made from tile, and two windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a nosy dwarf named Borag Copperslasher. The bookstore is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 2 customers in the bookstore. The local thugs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Gelded Mead Military School [+] The Gelded Mead Military School is a huge, tidy-looking school. The building faces north with a roof made from thatch, dirty windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a mopey elf named Alarigthil Cyreddrake. The school is known for very high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 4 customers in the school. The crime mobs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Flaming Lion Inc. [+] The Flaming Lion Inc. is a typical sized, orderly-looking dock. The building faces southwest with large windows, a roof made from thatch, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the docks district. This place is run by an impatient dwarf named Drorin Claytable. The dock is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 3 customers in the dock. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Gelded Dragon Inc. [+] The Gelded Dragon Inc. is a huge, smelly-looking weaponshop. The building faces southwest with a brick storefront, a few windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a trusting dwarf named Arrun Slatestream. The weaponshop is known for very high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the weaponshop. The police steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Flaming Weasels Inc. [+] The Flaming Weasels Inc. is a normal sized, messy-looking dock. The building faces south with a mud storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the docks district. This place is run by an embittered dwarf named Gorbul Ironhand. The dock is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 5 customers in the dock. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Randy Mead Work Camp [+] The Randy Mead Work Camp is an average sized, dusty-looking jailhouse. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a lap board storefront, and clean windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by a forbidding dwarf named Mororin Carbonbellows. The jailhouse is known for steep prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 4 customers in the jailhouse. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Burning Harpoon Postal Service [+] The Burning Harpoon Postal Service is a small, disgusting-looking post office. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a split wood storefront, and small windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a gluttonous half-dwarf named Micke Chanson. The post office is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the post office. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Knotted Toad Inc. [+] The Knotted Toad Inc. is a huge, neat-looking smithy. The building faces north with a bamboo storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a helpful half-dwarf named Dan Bernafield. The smithy is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 2 customers in the smithy. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.