Welcome to Glidbon Falls!

Glidbon Falls is known for the following resources:

• Carnivorous cobra quivers that are hunted by children.
• Many guano deposits that are visited frequently by zombies.
• Plentiful caterpillar nests that are visited frequently by unicorns. Gkutkasr Nightdeath said one might dig up bags of emeralds in a well.
• Substantial creepy guano banks that are avoided by travelers.
• Magical elephant parades that are visited frequently by townspeople. Dones Casrell said one might dig up a stash of kitten mittens in a nearby pit.

• Required: Hearty souls needed to recover stolen tomatoes. Length of job expected to be short. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Rbadr Wormbasher to learn more.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome stirge required. Mild danger may be involved. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Drorin Honorbridge for further details.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Bounty for giant spiders, dead or alive. May include some hazards. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Jedgo Windsoult.
• Help Wanted: homuncului-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Jamry Sheen.
• Required: Missing goat. We suspect beaky brain monsters are the culprit. Must be quick on your feet. Will pay in gold. Contact Dan Jamenson.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen valuables. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Kegd Bigshadow.
• Needed: Looking for work? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Zhotgah Armnor.
• Missing artifact. We suspect beaky brain monsters are the culprit. Will pay in gold. Contact Rxemt Ghosttslay.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Length of job expected to be short. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Ferdidra Lagranspire.
• Bounty for grigs, dead or alive. No previous experience required. Reward available. Contact Gillose Quillthorn for more information.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a secret. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact James Chrisbrook if interested.
• Looking for something new? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Malby Triggersprocket.
• co-ed mud-wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a secret. Contact Flurrl.
• Help! I have mephits in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with valuable information. May include some hazards. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Goi'ith.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. May include some hazards. Will pay in gold. Contact Brogar Drakesmasher.
• Need a change of pace? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will owe you a huge favor. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Mickes Baridge.
• Looking for something new? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will pay in gold. Contact Kerm Metaldamn.

• Darlenlas Spiritheart is a male drow who is known in the region as being a decent ship captain. He appears unreliable.
• Lobul Ironmug is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled ropemaker. He appears territorial.
• Ghrika is an androgynous troglodyte who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent engineer. It appears flirtatious.
• Mickes Brownland is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent bookseller. He appears gluttonous.
• Abanalava Killebough is a male drow who is known in the region as being a decent tavern. He appears drunken.
• Grumag Forgefounder is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a skilled wine seller. She appears scattered.
• Ilvariyn Kinddawn is a female drow who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre bowyer. She appears battle-ready.
• Delrigava Riverrun is a female drow who is known in that part of town as being a skilled official. She appears vengeful.
• Elhraz is a male troglodyte who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled astrologer. He appears accusatory.
• Joey MacDangton is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a gifted cutler. He appears mocking.
• Droril Tigerdoor is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled armorer. He appears quiet.
• Dok Eaglemane is a female ogre who is known in the city as being a renowned weaver. She appears smitten.
• Jo Mornson is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a renowned shoemaker. She appears resentful.
• Gubal Oxtooth is a male ogre who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre artist. He appears intimidated.
• Dubel Eaglebranch is a female ogre who is known in the region as being a decent chandler. She appears gluttonous.
• Joes Castliffe is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a decent priest. He appears solemn.
• Uk Oxfang is a female ogre who is known in the world as being a mediocre bleacher. She appears pious.
• Anzer is a female troglodyte who is known in the world as being a mediocre tavern. She appears self-obsessed.
• Anzer is a male troglodyte who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled ropemaker. He appears unreliable.
• Dane Brihews is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled copyist. She appears intimidating.
• Joes Giacoerley is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a gifted pastrycook. He appears battle-ready.

• Guap Oxclaw, a giddy female ogre. She is a wizard who is here to buy slaves.
• Elanaltel Dryearshield, a trusting female drow. She is a bard who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Jame Francick, a cautious male half-dwarf. He is an expert who is finding a missing map.
• Porzer, an intimidating female troglodyte. She is a cleric who is fleeing an abusive lover.
• Mickes Dilidge, a treasure-obsessed female half-dwarf. She is a druid who is traveling the world as a beggar.
• Ankaro, a melancholy female troglodyte. She is a commoner who is delivering a message to a merchant.
• Aeslentel Longsight, a patronizing male drow. He is a commoner who is traveling the world as a beggar.

These establishments worthy of mention in Glidbon Falls:

• The Dripping Willow Herbalist [+] The Dripping Willow Herbalist is an average sized, disgusting-looking herbalist shop. The building faces south with broken windows, a roof made from slate, and a stone storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by an embittered lycanthrope named Jamey Briridge. The herbalist shop is known for fair prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There is 1 customer in the herbalist shop. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Orange Dwarves Firepit [+] The Orange Dwarves Firepit is a large, dirty-looking firepit. The building faces northeast with a roof made from tile, many windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a scattered ogre named Ubal Rocksnout. The firepit is known for varying prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the firepit. The roving thieves gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Mad Twins Shop [+] The Mad Twins Shop is a normal sized, crowded-looking translator. The building faces northwest with a roof made from tile, barred windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a trusting drow named Elarigiyn Softwind. The translator is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There is 1 customer in the translator. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Drifting Princess House [+] The Drifting Princess House is a typical sized, disgusting-looking civic center. The building faces north with a bamboo storefront, a few windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a new neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a nervous lycanthrope named Daney Carick. The civic center is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 5 customers in the civic center. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Gritty Thunderbird Docs [+] The Gritty Thunderbird Docs is a typical sized, orderly-looking boat for hire. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, dirty windows, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a patriotic lycanthrope named Joic Simonston. The boat for hire is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There is 1 customer in the boat for hire. The local gangs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Fired Riverside . [+] The Fired Riverside . is a huge, crowded-looking ropemaker. The building faces northeast with a lap board storefront, a roof made from slate, and dirty windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a resentful ogre named Guduk Rocksnout. The ropemaker is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 2 customers in the ropemaker. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Fat Beauty Inc. [+] The Fat Beauty Inc. is a small, clean-looking sawmill. The building faces southwest with a roof made from thatch, a wood storefront, and two windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a smug drow named Dellantel Hawkhand. The sawmill is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see stacks of wood, you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw, and you smell sawdust. There are 3 customers in the sawmill. The organized crime bosses harass the owner and patrons.
• The Dancing Hen Inc. [+] The Dancing Hen Inc. is a small, disgusting-looking wagon yard. The building faces east with a wood storefront, a roof made from tile, and a few windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a thick ogre named Dash Boarroot. The wagon yard is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 4 customers in the wagon yard. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Voluptuous Wig Stockyard [+] The Voluptuous Wig Stockyard is a huge, neat-looking slaughterhouse. The building faces south with a brick storefront, a roof made from turf, and two windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a skeptical troglodyte named Ghrika. The slaughterhouse is known for high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 2 customers in the slaughterhouse. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Frosted Pot of All That Is Holy [+] The Frosted Pot of All That Is Holy is a normal sized, smelly-looking church. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, a mud storefront, and two windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a pacifistic half-dwarf named Balond Drakeship. The church is known for high prices for the clean sacrifices there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you see people walking around in a daze, you smell weapons being sharpened, and you hear a low moaning. There are 3 customers in the church. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Lascivious Crate Inc. [+] The Lascivious Crate Inc. is a huge, dusty-looking smithy. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, two windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a gosipy lycanthrope named Mick Caster. The smithy is known for fair prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There is 1 customer in the smithy. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Playful Swagger Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Playful Swagger Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is a large, messy-looking bucklery. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, stained windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by an intimidated half-dwarf named Skagan Ashtunnel. The bucklery is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 5 customers in the bucklery. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Playful Hammer Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Playful Hammer Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is a normal sized, crowded-looking bucklery. The building faces north with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from slate, and broken windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a patronizing drow named Faearttars Bannistar. The bucklery is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the bucklery. The grifters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Slippery Whisper Cloth [+] The Slippery Whisper Cloth is an average sized, smelly-looking mercer. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, a split wood storefront, and large windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a homesick half-dwarf named Micke Roseinson. The mercer is known for high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 2 customers in the mercer. The neighborhood watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Slippery Cavern Cloth [+] The Slippery Cavern Cloth is a normal sized, clean-looking mercer. The building faces south with round windows, a roof made from slate, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an intimidated troglodyte named Tils. The mercer is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 2 customers in the mercer. The trade guild hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Ever-full Thunderbird Tap House [+] The Ever-full Thunderbird Tap House is a small, clean-looking beer seller. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a masonry storefront, and broken windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a conspirational lycanthrope named Daves Bartongton. The beer seller is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell beer and hops and you see casks of beer. There are 5 customers in the beer seller. The organized crime bosses gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Divine Snake Healers [+] The Divine Snake Healers is a large, dusty-looking clinic. The building faces northeast with a lap board storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a territorial troglodyte named Gozraz. The clinic is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 2 customers in the clinic. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Fiery Hops Shoppe [+] The Fiery Hops Shoppe is a typical sized, filthy-looking barbershop. The building faces northwest with a brick storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an unreliable lycanthrope named Joes Dilsford. The barbershop is known for inexpensive prices for the a steady hand there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you hear snipping sissors, you smell fear, and you see hair clippings on the floor. There are 2 customers in the barbershop. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Lonely Rouge Inc. [+] The Lonely Rouge Inc. is a large, tidy-looking winery. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a wood storefront, and barred windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed troglodyte named Porkaro. The winery is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 3 customers in the winery. The city guard shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Sleepy Demon Textiles [+] The Sleepy Demon Textiles is a large, tidy-looking mercer. The building faces northwest with a stone storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a pious troglodyte named Tilka. The mercer is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 5 customers in the mercer. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Cloven Grog Dry Goods [+] The Cloven Grog Dry Goods is a small, dirty-looking grocery store. The building faces south with a wood storefront, three windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an old neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a deluded half-dwarf named Skabin Bearroad. The grocery store is known for fair prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 4 customers in the grocery store. The trade guild gives protection to the owner and patrons.