Welcome to Big Ironski Vista!

Big Ironski Vista is known for the following resources:

• Defenseless chinchilla colonies that are frequented by unicorns. Somoeone said someone found a chest containing penis sheathes in a nearby pit.
• Bamboo stands that are avoided by kittens.
• Beaver colonies that are visited frequently by travelers. S'herssen seh Gheal said rumors tell of piles of diamonds in a nearby pit.
• Rich cobra quivers that are hunted by travelers.
• A new fort inhabited by dangerous cormorants that are visited frequently by locals. Agn Rainchaser said somoeone said someone found bags of saphires hidden around somewhere.

• Help! I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will pay in gold. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Rrotguzg Necknor if interested.
• Missing painting. We suspect homuncului are the culprit. Mild danger may be involved. Accidental Death insurance required. Reward available. Contact Gheal heh Ghessen.
• A passing Druid is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Donry Bentone.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather owlbear beak due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Trezn Blademurder to learn more.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather medical supplies due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Length of job expected to be short. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Haavarai Farsworn for more information.
• Need a change of pace? Barbarian seeks apprentice. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Dzuunk Damnrot.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Discretion required. Contact Garbor Bitterhammer to learn more.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. May include some hazards. Contact Gush Bearroot.
• Required: Someone stole my artifact. Find the louse, dead or alive. Must not smell. Will pay in gold. Contact Balnir Wisebattler.
• Missing tiara. We suspect carniverous butterflies are the culprit. Reward is a secret. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Blutz Mokcrusher The Gray.
• I have darkmantles in my basement, plz halp! Reward available. Contact Tolly Sunhand.
• Help! Need a change of pace? Adept seeks apprentice. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Mickry Corewicz.
• Bored? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with valuable information. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Larrigtars Tyrchaser.
• Help Needed: artifact tester wanted. Will pay in gold. Contact Abaartava Heartsworn for more information.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with valuable information. No previous experience required. Contact Aesartlleu Dirthcloak.
• Help Needed: Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Dagan Bearmane if intrigued.
• Looking for work? A passing Fighter is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with valuable information. Discretion required. Contact Tgurm Wormbasher if interested.
• Needed: Require an instructor learned in morbid obesity research to tutor my child. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Halttel Spiritsorrow.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Gabg Skullripper.
• Help! Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Khalzor heh Ghezor for more details.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward available. Contact Xuus Giantmurder.
• Required: Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with a land deed. Serious inquiries only. Contact Mbok Evilmaw for more information.
• Kuggum Backkiller The Black has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Gozraz if interested.

• Jamey Blackall is a male human who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled sculptor. He appears healthy.
• Brutred Swiftnon is a female minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted navigator. She appears cowed.
• Jam Corerley is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled bowyer. She appears authoritarian.
• Khalal se Khalzor is a female lizardfolk who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled engineer. She appears apologetic.
• Davic Francield is a male human who is known in the region as being a gifted wagoneer. He appears pious.
• Gargar Jetstaff is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent miller. He appears forgetful.
• Goeanu Swifttalon is an androgynous minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a gifted glovemaker. It appears quiet.
• Dastrus Bloodsplitter is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a mediocre cheesemaker. She appears contrarian.
• Merith Stormmist is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a renowned tailor. He appears intimidated.
• Bronir Carbonbeard is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent mercenary. She appears nosy.
• Durmir Earthfinger is an androgynous half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled interpreter. It appears contrarian.
• Kyrrian Mascaller is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a mediocre laborer. She appears guarded.
• Daney Morne is a male human who is known in the region as being a gifted seamstress. He appears quiet.
• Morag Barleysword is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled herbalist. He appears unreliable.
• Zurgara Plainganthi is a female minotaur who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled interpreter. She appears lonely.
• Seesban Masak is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a decent painter. She appears pacifistic.
• Yeral heh Ghessen is a female lizardfolk who is known in the region as being a renowned bookseller. She appears xenophobic.
• Klarsil Younghoof is a female minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled blacksmith. She appears nervous.
• Yeral ahn S'hoorzor is a female lizardfolk who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled shipwright. She appears fatalistic.
• Khalzor ahn Ghezor is a male lizardfolk who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled bounty hunter. He appears drunken.
• Mickey Berhouse is a female human who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled saddler. She appears smitten.
• Davic VanGoodett is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled astrologer. He appears beligerent.
• Theeras Skygath is a male minotaur who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled spicemerchant. He appears nihilistic.
• S'hooral heh Gheal is a male lizardfolk who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted bather. He appears sick.
• Don Southnson is a male human who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled laborer. He appears contrarian.
• Ghezor heh Khalal is a male lizardfolk who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled actor. He appears worrying.
• Poduul Tesgan is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a skilled locksmith. She appears battle-ready.
• Mickes MacCastt is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled salter. He appears smug.

• Don Tramliffe, a fatalistic female half-elf. She is an aristocrat who is here to destroy a rumor.
• Car, an idealistic female kobold. She is a druid who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
• Khalal teh Ghezin, a loud male lizardfolk. He is a wizard who is finding a long-lost parent.
• Comaido Greenfur, a helpful male halfling. He is a wizard who is on a mission for diplomacy.
• Xrezn Gianthost, a smitten female hobgoblin. She is a paladin who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Gaia Earthilg, a spiteful male minotaur. He is a warrior who is doing something questionable.
• Grumkon Holyhand, a boastful female half-dwarf. She is a cleric who is finding a missing friend.
• Dosh Boarclaw, an apologetic female oddball. She is a druid who is here to buy spices.
• Xterm Ironhowl, a loud male hobgoblin. He is a fighter who is cleaning out a wealthy person.
• Khalal teh Khalzor, a beligerent female lizardfolk. She is a paladin who is delivering a message to a merchant.
• Davey Danngton, a patriotic female half-dwarf. She is a warrior who is seeking healing for a crippling injury.
• Don Chaell, a vengeful male lycanthrope. He is a cleric who is seeing the world.
• Serine Nimblewill, a homesick male halfling. He is a sorcerer who is finding a long-lost friend.
• Illnallas Shadesorrow, a loud female drow. She is a bard who is fleeing a bad family situation.
• Gaelenaen Floralbreeze, a helpful female elf. She is a sorcerer who is seeking thrills and adventure.
• Barbul Crystalbrooch, a fashion concious female dwarf. She is a druid who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.
• Kazg Headkiller, a sick female orc. She is a commoner who is cleaning out a slum.
• Ceeg, a lovelorn male troglodyte. He is a warrior who is here to destroy a rumor.
• Dan Wilbrook, a pacifistic male lycanthrope. He is a cleric who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
• Gubel Bearbranch, a conspirational male ogre. He is a fighter who is traveling with an expidition.
• Rugub Bigrot, a nervous male goblin. He is a commoner who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
• Anlak, a jaded male troglodyte. He is a fighter who is seeing the world.
• Drumm Armripper, a flirtatious female bugbear. She is a commoner who is traveling the world as a beggar.
• S'hoorzor ahn S'herzor, an impatient male lizardfolk. He is a commoner who is finding a missing sibling.

These establishments worthy of mention in Big Ironski Vista:

• The Rusty Baiter Inc. [+] The Rusty Baiter Inc. is a typical sized, smelly-looking stable. The building faces east with a brick storefront, a roof made from thatch, and small windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a prejudiced human named Jo Casett. The stable is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the stable. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Marbled Frog Inc. [+] The Marbled Frog Inc. is a normal sized, damp-looking tannery. The building faces southeast with broken windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a fashion concious lizardfolk named Ghezor ahn Ghessen. The tannery is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you smell leather, you see skins stretching, and you hear an odd thumping sound. There are 5 customers in the tannery. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Perfumed Jade Wine Shoppe [+] The Perfumed Jade Wine Shoppe is a large, dirty-looking vinyard. The building faces southwest with a roof made from tile, a split wood storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a territorial minotaur named Keelris Plainsoult. The vinyard is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the vinyard. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Wet Baiter Meat House [+] The Wet Baiter Meat House is a huge, dirty-looking butchershop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, a bamboo storefront, and large windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a beligerent half-dwarf named Lodor Slateankle. The butchershop is known for varying prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 4 customers in the butchershop. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Salty Rock Inc. [+] The Salty Rock Inc. is a normal sized, filthy-looking stable. The building faces southeast with round windows, a roof made from thatch, and a wood storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a loud half-dwarf named Davic MacDilne. The stable is known for steep prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 5 customers in the stable. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Screaming Hall Lumberyard [+] The Screaming Hall Lumberyard is a small, packed-looking lumberyard. The building faces southeast with barred windows, a roof made from slate, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a smug half-dwarf named Grunond Copperhelm. The lumberyard is known for varying prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 3 customers in the lumberyard. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Slippery Three Fabrics [+] The Slippery Three Fabrics is a typical sized, filthy-looking mercer. The building faces northeast with a roof made from tile, a stone storefront, and no windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an egotistical half-dwarf named Yormir Ironguard. The mercer is known for moderate prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 3 customers in the mercer. The racketeers hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Drunken Snake Jewelers [+] The Drunken Snake Jewelers is a large, dirty-looking jewelery store. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, a wood storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a trusting human named Doney Carewicz. The jewelery store is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 2 customers in the jewelery store. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Refuge Ent Inc. [+] The Refuge Ent Inc. is a typical sized, tidy-looking townhouse. The building faces northwest with a mud storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the hotel district. This place is run by a guarded human named Dan Bartongton. The townhouse is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 3 customers in the townhouse. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Angry Baiter Shoppe [+] The Angry Baiter Shoppe is a large, disgusting-looking cheeseshop. The building faces east with no windows, a roof made from slate, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a healthy lizardfolk named S'hoorssen ahn Ghezin. The cheeseshop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese, you hear yelling in the back, and you see jugs of milk and other tools. There are 4 customers in the cheeseshop. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Wiley Mug Store [+] The Wiley Mug Store is an average sized, neat-looking shop. The building faces southwest with stained windows, a roof made from tile, and a brick storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a giddy minotaur named Keelra Eaglebreaker. The shop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 4 customers in the shop. The organized crime bosses harass the owner and patrons.
• The Lazy Wagon Wainwright [+] The Lazy Wagon Wainwright is a large, smelly-looking cartwright. The building faces northwest with a wood storefront, a roof made from slate, and tiny windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a fashion concious human named Mickry Broill. The cartwright is known for steep prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 3 customers in the cartwright. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Tired Road Supplies [+] The Tired Road Supplies is an average sized, packed-looking chandlery shop. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, no windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a trusting lizardfolk named S'hoorzin ahn Ghezor. The chandlery shop is known for high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 2 customers in the chandlery shop. The trade guild hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Chicken Pony Farmers Market [+] The Chicken Pony Farmers Market is a normal sized, disgusting-looking haymerchant. The building faces north with a mud storefront, a roof made from slate, and a few windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a spiteful human named Mick Davidleton. The haymerchant is known for high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the haymerchant. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Lonely Greyhound Inc. [+] The Lonely Greyhound Inc. is a huge, dirty-looking winery. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, a wood storefront, and a few windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a healthy human named Dones Antonford. The winery is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There is 1 customer in the winery. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Burly Nomad Leatherworks [+] The Burly Nomad Leatherworks is a typical sized, cluttered-looking leathershop. The building faces southwest with a brick storefront, a roof made from thatch, and barred windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a jesterly human named Jory Braley. The leathershop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 3 customers in the leathershop. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Sloppy Wagonhouse Public Library [+] The Sloppy Wagonhouse Public Library is an average sized, damp-looking library. The building faces northwest with a brick storefront, two windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a drunken minotaur named Agdol Strongmarr. The library is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 3 customers in the library. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Tattered Bunk Worship House [+] The Tattered Bunk Worship House is a normal sized, packed-looking temple. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, no windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an accusatory lizardfolk named S'hoorssen teh Khalzor. The temple is known for high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There is 1 customer in the temple. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Shining Peddler Bindary [+] The Shining Peddler Bindary is an average sized, filthy-looking bookbinder. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, tiny windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a forgetful lizardfolk named Yeral se Yerssen. The bookbinder is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you see books and papers everywhere and you smell old parchment. There are 2 customers in the bookbinder. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Broken Pipe Leatherworks [+] The Broken Pipe Leatherworks is a normal sized, cluttered-looking leathershop. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, a split wood storefront, and clean windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a vengeful half-dwarf named Jo MacGoodcroft. The leathershop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 5 customers in the leathershop. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Fired Frogs . [+] The Fired Frogs . is a large, dirty-looking ropemaker. The building faces southwest with a few windows, a roof made from tile, and a brick storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a self-obsessed minotaur named Duuule Lagranchaser. The ropemaker is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 2 customers in the ropemaker. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Flaming Mead Inc. [+] The Flaming Mead Inc. is a huge, dusty-looking dock. The building faces northwest with a wood storefront, many windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the docks district. This place is run by a beligerent lizardfolk named S'hooral se Yerzor. The dock is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There is 1 customer in the dock. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Ruby Jade Chop House [+] The Ruby Jade Chop House is a typical sized, filthy-looking cutlery shop. The building faces southwest with tiny windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a guarded minotaur named Galdfort Dawnak. The cutlery shop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 5 customers in the cutlery shop. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Green Bag Pots [+] The Green Bag Pots is an average sized, packed-looking pottery. The building faces northwest with three windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a vengeful half-dwarf named Mick Berster. The pottery is known for moderate prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 2 customers in the pottery. The trade guild steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Murdered Twins Inc. [+] The Murdered Twins Inc. is a large, dirty-looking tavern. The building faces southeast with a masonry storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a quiet half-dwarf named Joes Franccombe. The tavern is known for varying prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 3 customers in the tavern. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Wobbly Rooster Lodge [+] The Wobbly Rooster Lodge is a typical sized, tidy-looking inn. The building faces northwest with a roof made from tile, dirty windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a gluttonous lizardfolk named Khalal ahn Yerssen. The inn is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 4 customers in the inn. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Tipsy Wine Supplies [+] The Tipsy Wine Supplies is an average sized, dirty-looking chandlery shop. The building faces north with a masonry storefront, a roof made from thatch, and two windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an intimidating lizardfolk named S'heral teh S'hoorssen. The chandlery shop is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 2 customers in the chandlery shop. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Horny Days Druggist [+] The Horny Days Druggist is a small, dusty-looking apothecary. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, a stone storefront, and broken windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a territorial lizardfolk named Khalzin teh Ghezor. The apothecary is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you hear yelling from the back of the shop, you see a small boy grinding something into powder in a bowl, and you smell damp earth. There is 1 customer in the apothecary. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.