Welcome to Iohead!

Iohead is known for the following resources:

• Paltry fresh bamboo stands that are hunted by gru.
• Scant poisonous elephant parades that are hunted by travelers. One might dig up piles of monkey wrenches buried near there.
• Abundant kitten glarings that are frequented by magic users.

• Looking for something new? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Mick Martiin.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will pay in gold. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Balrim Grandhand.
• Help Wanted: Jo Casnson has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Ada Silverstick.
• pig wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will pay in gold. Contact Tgomn Ghosttcutter.
• Help! Missing holy symbol. We suspect carniverous butterflies are the culprit. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Danes Carstone for further details.
• Missing gemstone. We suspect rabbits are the culprit. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Reward available. Contact Aian Electrofiz.
• Help Needed: I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Reward available. Contact Ilriganae Norrewing to learn more.
• Help Needed: Need a change of pace? Someone stole my gemstone. Find the louse, dead or alive. Guild membership required. Will pay in gold. May include some hazards. Contact Mkasr Wormwiser.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a secret. Contact S'hoorzin fe S'heral.
• Help Needed: Looking for work? Bounty for rabbits, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Contact Thororin Shinysapper.

• Mickey Francer is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled prostitute. She appears greedy.
• Throdin Redneck is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre tailor. He appears resentful.
• Dav VanGreenster is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent ship captain. She appears solemn.
• Davic Brownsone is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent woodseller. She appears greedy.
• Adarigiyn Riverdawn is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a skilled astrologer. He appears embittered.
• Fillentars Dirthdew is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled chandler. She appears loud.
• Grimkon Ambersapper is a female half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled navigator. She appears loud.
• Mickic Colland is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled navigator. He appears impatient.
• Don VanBernaham is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled pastrycook. He appears efficient.
• Adabor Crunchtower is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a mediocre haymerchant. He appears greedy.
• Falbul Darkguard is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a decent rugmaker. She appears boastful.
• Daney Bries is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled painter. He appears greedy.

• Dagal Stonemane, an egotistical male minotaur. He is a fighter who is traveling with an acting troupe.
• Abakon Ironslasher, an embittered female dwarf. She is a commoner who is delivering a message to a ruler.
• Xtkasr Giantmouth, an insecure female hobgoblin. She is a commoner who is fleeing an abusive lover.
• Faldiine Silvertalker, an intimidating female halfling. She is a commoner who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Barnir Broadmead, a skeptical female half-dwarf. She is an adept who is seeking dishonest work.
• Daney Tramngton, a mocking male half-orc. He is an expert who is cleaning out a monster infestation.
• Ozbb Necknor, an accusatory female half-orc. She is a warrior who is on a mission for diplomacy.

These establishments worthy of mention in Iohead:

• The Prancing Rose Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Prancing Rose Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is a normal sized, crowded-looking bucklery. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, no windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a homesick half-elf named Haavarlleu Skysworn. The bucklery is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 4 customers in the bucklery. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Honest Fireplace Shoppe [+] The Honest Fireplace Shoppe is a small, dirty-looking apothecary. The building faces northwest with no windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a lovelorn half-elf named Halartaen Norrebow. The apothecary is known for moderate prices for the products there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you hear a cat mewing, you smell damp earth, and you see a small boy grinding something into powder in a bowl. There are 3 customers in the apothecary. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Dirty Wand City Guard [+] The Dirty Wand City Guard is a huge, orderly-looking barrack. The building faces southeast with tiny windows, a roof made from tile, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a worrying dwarf named Dromir Wheelhill. The barrack is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. Upon entering you hear voices, you smell sweat and beer, and you see bunk beds and lockers. There is 1 customer in the barrack. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Wanton House Grave Diggers [+] The Wanton House Grave Diggers is a normal sized, packed-looking graveyard. The building faces north with tiny windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a gluttonous dwarf named Yorril Honormolder. The graveyard is known for fair prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 2 customers in the graveyard. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Deadly Axehandle Temple [+] The Deadly Axehandle Temple is a normal sized, messy-looking brothel. The building faces east with a roof made from slate, dirty windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by an easily offended half-elf named Ilvarinne Wishoak. The brothel is known for very high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you hear girls giggling, you smell scent of oil, and you see barely clothed women. There are 4 customers in the brothel. The police gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Playful Weasels Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Playful Weasels Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is a typical sized, orderly-looking bucklery. The building faces northeast with a lap board storefront, many windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a healthy dwarf named Grumorin Greenrobe. The bucklery is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the bucklery. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Snoring Tower Healing House [+] The Snoring Tower Healing House is a typical sized, damp-looking hospital. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, a few windows, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a loud half-elf named Faetanae Dawnwater. The hospital is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There is 1 customer in the hospital. The police steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Old Darkroot Fine Bows [+] The Old Darkroot Fine Bows is a large, disgusting-looking bowyer. The building faces northeast with a brick storefront, a roof made from slate, and three windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gambling half-dwarf named Abarim Dogboot. The bowyer is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 5 customers in the bowyer. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Boiling Oarhouse Fish House [+] The Boiling Oarhouse Fish House is a normal sized, packed-looking fishery. The building faces northeast with a roof made from slate, broken windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a nervous half-elf named Danic Dilville. The fishery is known for steep prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell no fish. There are 5 customers in the fishery. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Crazy Halflings Dry Goods [+] The Crazy Halflings Dry Goods is a typical sized, orderly-looking grocery store. The building faces southwest with a mud storefront, three windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a nervous half-elf named Haaartai Dryearmight. The grocery store is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 2 customers in the grocery store. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Colored Cavern General Mechandise [+] The Colored Cavern General Mechandise is a huge, smelly-looking grocery store. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from turf, and large windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a worrying half-dwarf named Jam Jameridge. The grocery store is known for high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the grocery store. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Lonely Imps Inc. [+] The Lonely Imps Inc. is an average sized, tidy-looking winery. The building faces north with many windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an old neighborhood of the merchant district. This place is run by a patriotic half-dwarf named Doney VanSmitherson. The winery is known for high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There is 1 customer in the winery. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.