Welcome to Chatsber!

Chatsber is known for the following resources:

• Many old coconut harvests that are hunted by travelers. One might dig up a stash of monkey wrenches in a tomb nearby.
• New clay deposits that are avoided by vampires. The locals speak of a chest containing monkey wrenches buried near there.

• Looking for something new? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Opportunity to earn a title. Must be quick on your feet. Contact Dobel Boarsnout.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather a rat tail due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward is a secret. Contact Joes Barngham.
• Help! I'm looking for rare bats, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Dot.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Borgin Shinybaker.
• Don Petrgton has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Ghessen se Khalzor.
• Wanted: Bounty for carniverous butterflies, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. Mild danger may be involved. Contact James Goodll for more information.
• I'm looking for rare grigs, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Donry Stoill for more information.
• Looking for something new? Missing peg leg. We suspect giant spiders are the culprit. Will pay in gold. Must be clean. Contact Hewita Wobbwink.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will owe you a huge favor. No pay until task is completed successfully. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Yerzin seh Ghezor.
• squirrels-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward available. Contact Erhialleu Broadsing.

• Tomrette Wobbgauge is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a mediocre doctor. She appears loud.
• Ham Greaseblast is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled cheesemaker. She appears boastful.
• Mhunok Skullcracker is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a decent librarian. He appears smug.
• Balond Lumberface is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled bather. He appears jesterly.
• Illnaltel Farblaze is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a decent prostitute. He appears homesick.
• Gogbagh Skullkiller is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a mediocre bowyer. She appears lovelorn.
• Bab Electrobun is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a mocked butcher. He appears territorial.
• Mickes Hargton is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a legendary hatmaker. He appears outlandish.
• Jen Tiddlycog is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a renowned jeweler. He appears giddy.
• Junrette Electrobun is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a decent glovemaker. He appears guarded.
• Mickry Shester is a male half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled cartwright. He appears exhausted.
• Dan Dilhouse is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled stablehand. He appears spiteful.

• Alenaltel Aleamist, an embittered female half-elf. She is a commoner who is traveling with a diplomat.
• Mickey Sheleton, a clumsy female half-dwarf. She is a sorcerer who is fleeing an abusive lover.
• Joe Chrisville, a jolly female half-dwarf. She is a commoner who is finding a missing criminal.

These establishments worthy of mention in Chatsber:

• The Deepwater Wench Temple [+] The Deepwater Wench Temple is a typical sized, dirty-looking brothel. The building faces southeast with a masonry storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by a treasure-obsessed half-elf named Dav Harman. The brothel is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you smell perfume, you hear loud moaning, and you see candles and drapery. There are 3 customers in the brothel. The trade guild gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Crazy Bunk Inc. [+] The Crazy Bunk Inc. is a typical sized, dirty-looking warehouse. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, a wood storefront, and small windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the warehouse district. This place is run by a spiteful gnome named Gabton Thermoblast. The warehouse is known for high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 5 customers in the warehouse. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Dew Bag Guard House [+] The Dew Bag Guard House is a typical sized, crowded-looking barrack. The building faces southwest with barred windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a helpful half-dwarf named Grimbor Lightkeep. The barrack is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you smell sweat and beer, you hear voices, and you see bunk beds and lockers. There are 2 customers in the barrack. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Boiling Monkey Fish Camp [+] The Boiling Monkey Fish Camp is a huge, damp-looking fishery. The building faces north with a roof made from turf, a wood storefront, and tiny windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a shifty gnome named Babeno Cogglescope. The fishery is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell no fish. There are 4 customers in the fishery. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Squalid Peddler Shoes Inc. [+] The Squalid Peddler Shoes Inc. is a huge, smelly-looking shoe shop. The building faces east with a roof made from slate, no windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an idealistic gnome named Beakey Electrofuel. The shoe shop is known for high prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you see old shoes and bit of leather, you hear a kitten mewing, and you smell rthymic grinding. There are 4 customers in the shoe shop. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Mad Dead Shop [+] The Mad Dead Shop is a huge, crowded-looking translator. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, a few windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a homesick half-elf named Jam Smithford. The translator is known for very high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There is 1 customer in the translator. The grifters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Worn Badger Shrine [+] The Worn Badger Shrine is an average sized, disgusting-looking shrine. The building faces south with barred windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a deluded half-dwarf named Done Briell. The shrine is known for fair prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the shrine. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Drowned Frog Jewelers [+] The Drowned Frog Jewelers is a huge, filthy-looking jewelery store. The building faces northwest with a roof made from tile, a bamboo storefront, and broken windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a territorial half-orc named Done Giacoridge. The jewelery store is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 3 customers in the jewelery store. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Refuge Tree Inc. [+] The Refuge Tree Inc. is a huge, packed-looking townhouse. The building faces northwest with no windows, a roof made from thatch, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the hotel district. This place is run by a loud half-orc named Jo Stowood. The townhouse is known for steep prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 5 customers in the townhouse. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Beefy Goblins Shoppe [+] The Beefy Goblins Shoppe is a normal sized, damp-looking cheeseshop. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, a mud storefront, and stained windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a trusting half-orc named Danic Stanall. The cheeseshop is known for varying prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you see many wheels of chese, you hear yelling in the back, and you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese. There are 3 customers in the cheeseshop. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Wobblin' Friends Hostel [+] The Wobblin' Friends Hostel is a large, damp-looking inn. The building faces southwest with a stone storefront, a roof made from turf, and three windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an intimidating half-orc named Kliddogh Headripper The Red. The inn is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the inn. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Whirling Pig Meat Handlers [+] The Whirling Pig Meat Handlers is a huge, damp-looking butchershop. The building faces northeast with a brick storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a battle-ready gnome named Gavley Greasebun. The butchershop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 2 customers in the butchershop. The police harass the owner and patrons.