Welcome to Archbert!

Archbert is known for the following resources:

• A cursed cave inhabited by wild cobras that are avoided by zombies.
• Bee hives that are visited frequently by gru. Yeral fe Khalal said the locals speak of a chest containing emeralds in a nearby pit.
• Abundant carnivorous caterpillar nests that are feared by locals.

• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Safety not guaranteed. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Dogtrog Necksnapper if interested.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will pay in gold. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Dan Roseman.
• Needed: Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward available. Special attire required. Contact Yorril Silverbridge for further details.
• I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Kor Laughwiser for more information.
• Hearty souls needed to recover stolen gemstone. Length of job expected to be short. Reward is a secret. Contact Jo Ferand.
• I'm looking for rare imps, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Falrin Brassbreaker.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward is a secret. Prior experience required. Contact Shobg Headnor.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Missing tomatoes. We suspect homuncului are the culprit. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Will pay in gold. Contact Po Plumpsleep.
• Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with a land deed. Prior experience required. Contact El Lincaller.
• Required: Want to earn some quick coin? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will owe you a huge favor. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Tolborndo Fastsister.
• Elanalssa Tyrgazer has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Durril Saltcairn.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather certain herbs due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Length of job expected to be short. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Tbomd Evilmurder for further details.
• Needed: whiskey tester wanted. Will owe you a huge favor. Must not smell. Contact Tbor Metalhost.

• Yorrim Broadplate is a female dwarf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled pastrycook. She appears lonely.
• Brogar Coalkeg is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent teamster. She appears exhausted.
• Joes Brownan is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a gifted harness maker. She appears cautious.
• Balbor Hawkriver is a female half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre bleacher. She appears exhausted.
• Danry Castorth is an androgynous human who is known in that part of town as being a skilled collier. It appears giddy.
• Joe Greenhews is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled woodcarver. He appears spiteful.
• Gabeno Triggersprocket is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned librarian. He appears gosipy.
• Adaag Clashingdoor is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled bucklemaker. She appears smitten.
• Don Danton is a female human who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled woodcarver. She appears apologetic.
• Throrun Onyxtun is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled leatherworker. He appears insecure.
• Torgles Thermogadget is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a mocked undertaker. He appears gluttonous.
• Logan Coralstaff is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a gifted barber. He appears jesterly.
• Darartanae Duskwatch is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a decent social worker. He appears deluded.
• Donic Chrisett is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled saddler. She appears trusting.
• Adarin Dogbread is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a mediocre tavern. She appears attentive.
• Halrigava Frostchaser is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled shoemaker. She appears efficient.

• Fal Brushwolf, a vengeful male halfling. He is an expert who is fleeing overdue taxes.
• Beamida Wobbscope, a beligerent male gnome. He is an expert who is fleeing debtors.
• Ilrigthil Teasen'river, a grieving male elf. He is a commoner who is delivering a message to a peasant.
• Dav Davey, a quiet male half-dwarf. He is an adept who is traveling the world as a beggar.
• Didda Headsnapper, an easily offended male half-orc. He is a fighter who is following a message from an angel.
• Baldor Sunslasher, a resentful female dwarf. She is a bard who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
• Jamey Claytone, an attentive female human. She is a warrior who is doing something impossible.
• Bely Oldfingers, a self-obsessed male halfling. He is a barbarian who is here to destroy an artifact.

These establishments worthy of mention in Archbert:

• The Prancing Swagger Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Prancing Swagger Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is a normal sized, dusty-looking bucklery. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, a split wood storefront, and small windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a contrarian half-elf named Fillentel Hawksun. The bucklery is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 4 customers in the bucklery. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Knotted Virgin Inc. [+] The Knotted Virgin Inc. is a small, dusty-looking smithy. The building faces north with a wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and small windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by an intimidating half-elf named Aeslenaen Auvrearunner. The smithy is known for high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 2 customers in the smithy. The police hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Smithy Elf Shop [+] The Smithy Elf Shop is a small, cluttered-looking bakery. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, barred windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a battle-ready gnome named Gavson Gyroscope. The bakery is known for very high prices for the hot buns there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you smell scent fresh bread, you see hot buns, and you hear fire crackling. There are 2 customers in the bakery. The police taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Playful Snake Hostel [+] The Playful Snake Hostel is a huge, cluttered-looking hostel. The building faces southwest with a lap board storefront, small windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a healthy dwarf named Broorin Opalbrooch. The hostel is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 5 customers in the hostel. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Six Fig Dry Dock [+] The Six Fig Dry Dock is a small, orderly-looking shipyard. The building faces east with a roof made from slate, a mud storefront, and broken windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the port district. This place is run by a fatalistic dwarf named Loorin Granitebeard. The shipyard is known for high prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 5 customers in the shipyard. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Horny Alicorn Legal Partners [+] The Horny Alicorn Legal Partners is a small, filthy-looking barrister. The building faces northeast with a mud storefront, small windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a beligerent half-elf named Danic Stanerton. The barrister is known for high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you smell the scent of pork. There are 5 customers in the barrister. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Plaid Urchin Hostel [+] The Plaid Urchin Hostel is a large, filthy-looking hostel. The building faces south with dirty windows, a roof made from slate, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a trusting half-dwarf named Danes Casmell. The hostel is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the hostel. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Pink Yawning Hostel [+] The Pink Yawning Hostel is a huge, smelly-looking hostel. The building faces southwest with three windows, a roof made from turf, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a patriotic gnome named Arn Rocketscope. The hostel is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 5 customers in the hostel. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Colored Cesspit Dry Goods [+] The Colored Cesspit Dry Goods is a large, tidy-looking grocery store. The building faces northeast with dirty windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a boastful half-dwarf named Arrun Bitterbellows. The grocery store is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 5 customers in the grocery store. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Deadly Darkroot Temple [+] The Deadly Darkroot Temple is a typical sized, dirty-looking brothel. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, no windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an old neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by an insecure half-elf named Jamry Davidham. The brothel is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you smell scent of oil, you hear quiet music, and you see candles and drapery. There is 1 customer in the brothel. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Lascivious Song Inc. [+] The Lascivious Song Inc. is a normal sized, tidy-looking smithy. The building faces northeast with a brick storefront, clean windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a boastful half-dwarf named Skakon Goodkeep. The smithy is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 3 customers in the smithy. The local gangs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Shallow Cavern Saw Mill [+] The Shallow Cavern Saw Mill is a typical sized, dusty-looking lumbermill. The building faces southeast with a bamboo storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a shifty half-elf named Dav Andrstone. The lumbermill is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 2 customers in the lumbermill. The city guard shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Crooked Priest Inc. [+] The Crooked Priest Inc. is a normal sized, messy-looking smokehouse. The building faces northwest with two windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a vengeful dwarf named Barbor Coalgem. The smokehouse is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There is 1 customer in the smokehouse. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Rusty Paladin Inc. [+] The Rusty Paladin Inc. is a small, dusty-looking stable. The building faces southwest with dirty windows, a bamboo storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a patriotic human named Donry Chaman. The stable is known for fair prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the stable. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Tipsy Dwarf Supplies [+] The Tipsy Dwarf Supplies is an average sized, crowded-looking chandlery shop. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, a split wood storefront, and three windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a resentful dwarf named Falond Opalbridge. The chandlery shop is known for steep prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 2 customers in the chandlery shop. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Noisy Priest Inc. [+] The Noisy Priest Inc. is a small, smelly-looking studio. The building faces north with a roof made from turf, no windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an attentive half-elf named Haahiassa Teasen'shade. The studio is known for very high prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There is 1 customer in the studio. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.