Welcome to Dickduk!

Dickduk is known for the following resources:

• Fruit plantations that are visited frequently by magic users.
• Rubber trees that are frequented by unicorns. Thrubd Legnor The Red said one might find a chest containing diamonds in a well.
• Fresh rubber plantations that are hunted by wenches. Somoeone said someone found piles of copper hidden around somewhere.

• Bounty for bats, dead or alive. Safety not guaranteed. Must not smell. Reward is a secret. Contact Rhugg Backbreaker The Strong if interested.
• Looking for something new? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Accidental Death insurance required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Falbor Greaseymoor.
• Want to earn some quick coin? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather rare lichen due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Khalal heh Khalal.
• A passing Bard is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will pay in gold. Contact Don Buring.
• Wanted: Looking for work? Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward available. Contact Chariglas Earthcaller.
• Required: wood carving contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a secret. Contact Not for more details.
• Druid seeks apprentice. Reward available. Contact Mickic Davides for more information.
• grigs-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Ras Headbreaker if interested.

• Dav Andreerson is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a reasonably skilled rugmaker. He appears worrying.
• Dane Blackrough is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a mocked doctor. She appears territorial.
• Hanag Mokkiller is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled baker. He appears nihilistic.
• Dav Staford is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled armorer. He appears fashion concious.
• Thordor Smokefounder is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a skilled bookseller. He appears worrying.
• Cotgles Wobbbun is a female gnome who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled pursemaker. She appears guilty.
• Don Chrisling is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a skilled spicemerchant. She appears grieving.
• Joey Jamegan is a female human who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled weaver. She appears forgetful.
• Garnir Darkslayer is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a skilled physician. He appears scattered.
• Lobor Goodforge is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a decent messenger. He appears unreliable.

• Ulgan Staranvil, a smug female dwarf. She is a wizard who is here to destroy a rumor.
• Faelanava Stillbow, an exhausted male elf. He is a barbarian who is doing something nefarious.
• Percob Shadowbody, a skeptical female halfling. She is a barbarian who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.

These establishments worthy of mention in Dickduk:

• The Blue Kraken Shop [+] The Blue Kraken Shop is a small, cluttered-looking copyoffice. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, clean windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an attentive human named Davey Clayill. The copyoffice is known for very high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 3 customers in the copyoffice. The mobsters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Blue Crate Shop [+] The Blue Crate Shop is a huge, neat-looking copyoffice. The building faces southwest with broken windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an old neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an authoritarian half-dwarf named Daves Martiing. The copyoffice is known for steep prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. There are 2 customers in the copyoffice. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Burly Halfling Leatherworks [+] The Burly Halfling Leatherworks is a huge, cluttered-looking leathershop. The building faces southwest with a roof made from turf, no windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gambling human named Dones Antonfield. The leathershop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 5 customers in the leathershop. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Dew Kraken City Guard [+] The Dew Kraken City Guard is a normal sized, crowded-looking barrack. The building faces north with a roof made from turf, a stone storefront, and large windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a homesick half-elf named Filellssa Keenseeker. The barrack is known for steep prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you smell sweat and beer, you see bunk beds and lockers, and you hear voices. There are 3 customers in the barrack. The neighborhood watch shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Violent Jade Inc. [+] The Violent Jade Inc. is a normal sized, disgusting-looking university. The building faces east with a masonry storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a nervous gnome named Juneno Cogglefuel. The university is known for high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 4 customers in the university. The trade guild harass the owner and patrons.
• The Vulgar Halflings Furs [+] The Vulgar Halflings Furs is a huge, messy-looking furtrade. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, many windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a worrying half-elf named Dane Bernaerton. The furtrade is known for high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There are 5 customers in the furtrade. The roving thieves steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Flying Nomad Shop [+] The Flying Nomad Shop is an average sized, orderly-looking trading post. The building faces northeast with small windows, a roof made from thatch, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a trusting dwarf named Abadin Greaseystream. The trading post is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There is 1 customer in the trading post. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Plaid Cup Hostel [+] The Plaid Cup Hostel is an average sized, filthy-looking hostel. The building faces east with a masonry storefront, a few windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a loud human named Don Simonewicz. The hostel is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the hostel. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Lazy Badger Shop [+] The Lazy Badger Shop is a huge, cluttered-looking cartwright. The building faces southeast with a mud storefront, a roof made from tile, and stained windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a patriotic human named Dan Gilnson. The cartwright is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 2 customers in the cartwright. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Whirling Hammer Inc. [+] The Whirling Hammer Inc. is a typical sized, packed-looking tack shop. The building faces northwest with a roof made from slate, a masonry storefront, and barred windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a guilty dwarf named Grumdor Lightningfoot. The tack shop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 2 customers in the tack shop. The trade guild steals from the owner and patrons.