Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 6,307
- Children: 22.94% (1,447)
- Elderly: 16.74% (1,056)
Racial Breakdown
- 1,905 gnome (30.2%)
- 1,341 other (21.2%)
- 1,117 human (17.7%)
- 820 half-dwarf (13%)
- 644 dwarf (10.2%)
- 303 half-elf (4.8%)
- 177 elf (2.8%)
Misc.
- 7 Districts
- 158 Businesses
- 939 Specialists
- 634 Residences
Summary [-]
Environment [-]
Geography [-]
Climate [-]
Astronomy [-]
Cityscape [-]
Walls [-]
Streets [-]
Districts [-]
Government [-]
Leader [-]
Laws [-]
Crime [-]
Military [-]
Economy [-]
Resources [-]
Alexmead is known for the following resources:
- Magical quail bevies that are visited frequently by children. Xregd Brainfury said rumors tell of a stash of saphires in a nearby pit.
- Magical quail bevies that are visited frequently by kittens. Grumrin Redplate said somoeone said someone found a stash of penis sheathes in a dungeon.
- Kitten glarings that are feared by zombies. The locals speak of bags of copper in a well.
Culture [-]
Legends [-]
- Way back when, the royals of Hubmouth thrived. Things were quiet, but one day an evil dragon named Ilrian Swiftstrider kidnapped a princess. The royals tried to kill Ilrian Swiftstrider, but didn't get close. Along came Erellava Arkeneastride the elf, who was an expert bowman. Erellava had an idea to slay the dragon by killing the dragon while she slept. When Erellava Arkeneastride faced the dragon, Erellava Arkeneastride banished Ilrian Swiftstrider and was killed in the process.
- Way back when, a Pooka lingered in the fields and was drawn towards those that wronged others. Some say that the Pooka will offer you sweets, then sell you into slavery.
- In times gone by, a Boogyman haunted the woods when the wind blows from the south. Some say that the Boogyman will ask for your help, then steal your soul.
- In olden times, the villagers of Davtle lived happily. Things were always nice, but one day an evil serial killer named Klonrr stole a priceless heirloom. The villagers tried to kill Klonrr, but failed miserably. Along came a kobold named Yat, who was a skilled storyteller. Yat had the thought to slay the serial killer by killing the serial killer while she slept. When Yat faced the serial killer, Yat killed the serial killer and rescued the hostages.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- Want to earn some quick coin? Sorcerer seeks apprentice. Safety not guaranteed. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Dzuoten Giantstomach.
- Looking for something new? Bounty for homuncului, dead or alive. Will reward you with a land deed. Guild membership required. Contact Ghezin ahn Yeral for more details.
- Looking for something new? Missing potato. We suspect bats are the culprit. Will pay in gold. Contact Danes Gilore.
- Want to earn some quick coin? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward available. Prior experience required. Contact Dan Antoncombe.
- A passing Sorcerer is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Ilyvarlas Bluesworn for further details.
- Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will pay in gold. Must submit to background check. Contact Nip.
- I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome stirge required. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Donry Antonland.
- I have beaky brain monsters in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a priceless heirloom. May include some hazards. Contact Anra.
- Help! Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Length of job expected to be short. Will pay in gold. Contact Illrigthil Firedawn.
- taste tester wanted. Mild danger may be involved. Must submit to background check. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Ogt Neckripper.
- Required: Bored? Require an instructor learned in math to tutor my child. May include some hazards. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ogggor Bonecrusher.
- Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather fresh paper due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Xodzar Oozedoom for more details.
- A passing Aristocrat is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward is a secret. May include some hazards. Must be quick on your feet. Contact Mick Browntone.
- Filrigai Firedawn has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Length of job expected to be short. Will pay in gold. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Tudor Greatmurder.
- Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Mild danger may be involved. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Brorin Orangeroad.
People [-]
Citizens [-]
- Davic Bernaes is a male human who is known in the world as being a renowned pursemaker. He appears drunken.
- Elavarthil Dryearspear is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a decent sheriff. She appears egotistical.
- Filartlleu Dryearoak is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted painter. He appears giddy.
- Lartinne Rilynnstar is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a decent trader. He appears patriotic.
- Gorrin Ivoryanvil is a female half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked sage. She appears patronizing.
- Mickey Berworth is a male human who is known in the region as being a mediocre teamster. He appears drunken.
- Grumnir Ratsmith is a male dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent saddler. He appears loud.
- Balgar Wheeleye is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled mercer. He appears helpful.
- Jen Triggerwink is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled potter. She appears xenophobic.
- Done Roseland is a female human who is known in the world as being a mediocre stablehand. She appears nervous.
- Filtssa Gyssesky is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled bookbinder. He appears self-obsessed.
- Balkon Uglyfist is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a renowned forester. He appears nosy.
- Bornir Paperforge is a female dwarf who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled woodworker. She appears guarded.
- Gabson Thermogauge is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled bleacher. He appears contrarian.
- Halhiatars Heartrun is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted apothecary. He appears nihilistic.
- Gilley Gyrofiz is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a mediocre official. He appears drunken.
- Gorag Honorblade is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a mocked ostler. He appears battle-ready.
- Tul Tiddlybolt is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a skilled social worker. He appears attentive.
Travelers [-]
- Danry Feron, a guarded female human. She is a druid who is traveling the world as a trader.
- Mal Littlearrow, a violent male oddball. He is an expert who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.
- Hoddzog Legcracker, an attentive female half-orc. She is a monk who is delivering a message to a thug.
- Elhs, a jaded female troglodyte. She is a warrior who is delivering a message to a peasant.
- Falkon Wheeltoe, a quiet female deep dwarf. She is a commoner who is traveling with a circus.
- Thzz'toor, a fatalistic male mindflayer. He is a druid who is cleaning out a slum.
- Joey Gilell, a jolly male half-orc. He is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
- Snorbul Stonetunnel, a pacifistic male deep dwarf. He is a sorcerer who is traveling with an acting troupe.
- Ghutgash Bonecrusher, a gluttonous male orc. He is a fighter who is following a message from an angel.
- Tudexn Ogrekill, a guilty female goblin. She is an expert who is doing something secret.
- Dartlleu Wavedrake, a fatalistic androgynous elf. It is an aristocrat who is traveling with a circus.
- Mickry Petrett, an accusatory female half-elf. She is a commoner who is finding a missing artifact.
- Bot, a forbidding male kobold. He is an expert who is doing something questionable.
- Khalssen se Khalzor, an outlandish female lizardfolk. She is a commoner who is delivering a message to a thug.
- Falkon Opalgem, a battle-ready female dwarf. She is a cleric who is here to buy spices.
- Tulgan Geartonk, a skeptical male gnome. He is a cleric who is finding a long-lost sibling.
Locales [-]
Establishments [-]
These establishments worthy of mention in Alexmead:
- The Northern Well Inc. [+]
- The Mended Toad Barrels [+]
- The Wistful Pony Store [+]
- The Musty Cesspit Inc. [+]
- The Seven Ulcer Candle Maker [+]
- The Randy Hole Work Camp [+]
- The Whirling Troll Meat House [+]
- The Wobbling Harpoon Construction [+]
- The Twisted Fireplace Enchanters [+]
- The Broken Wagonhouse Leatherworks [+]
- The Mulled Whisper Inc. [+]
- The Stowaway Hen General Store [+]
- The Thirsty Hatchet Shrine [+]
- The Forsaken Baiter General Store [+]
- The Squalid Urchin Shoes [+]
- The Refuge Hops Inc. [+]
- The Noisy Swagger Inc. [+]
- The Deepwater Crow Inc. [+]