Welcome to Saint Gertop!

Saint Gertop is known for the following resources:

• A creepy battle field inhabited by carnivorous elephants that are hunted by wenches. Prarvy said the locals speak of bags of penis sheathes hidden around somewhere.
• Abundant woodpecker descents that are avoided by zombies.
• Plentiful carnivorous clam beds that are frequented by zombies. Grumgan Ratship said the locals speak of a chest containing penis sheathes hidden around somewhere.
• Plentiful clay banks that are visited frequently by vampires. Borbul Oataxe said one might find a stash of gold hidden around somewhere.
• A magical mine inhabited by tame clams that are avoided by zombies.

• Xuurm Bladehost has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will pay in gold. Contact Chief Shobduzg Skullnor if intrigued.
• Help Wanted: Looking for something new? Bounty for beaky brain monsters, dead or alive. Must be a quick learner. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Skadin Mithrilcairn.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with a land deed. Serious inquiries only. Contact Iltthil Froststride.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Length of job expected to be short. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Kzar Gianthand for further details.
• Wanted: Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will pay in gold. Guild membership required. Contact Illlaninne Brightform.
• Looking for work? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a secret. Contact Snororin Coalaxe for more information.
• Help Needed: Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will pay in gold. Experienced professionals only. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact S'hoorzin ahn Khalzor.
• Jamic Jackley has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Jam Burtone.
• Help Wanted: Want to earn some quick coin? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather a rat tail due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Will reward you with valuable information. No pay until task is completed successfully. References required. Contact Beaan Cobblebun.
• Required: Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Opportunity to earn a title. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Uk Eagletooth to learn more.
• Bored? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen tiara. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Jamry Rosenick.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather owlbear beak due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Ilyvarthil Silentsworn.

• Allidan Wobbblast is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted cooper. He appears treasure-obsessed.
• Bon Greasebun is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled doctor. She appears nervous.
• Arnir Brassbridge is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled fishmonger. He appears efficient.
• Tul Tinkerfiz is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre ropemaker. He appears violent.
• Alliton Tinkersprocket is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre brewer. She appears insecure.
• Ai Rocketgadget is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a skilled grocer. He appears egotistical.
• Dan Whitall is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled entertainer. She appears chatty.
• Joic Smithfield is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre sculptor. She appears gluttonous.
• Joey Casster is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre carpenter. He appears loud.
• Arnby Cogglebun is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a gifted shoemaker. She appears gambling.
• Grumdor Coalmine is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled banker. He appears conspirational.
• Jory Frangan is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a mediocre herbalist. He appears attentive.
• Garmir Deepaltar is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent armorer. She appears authoritarian.
• Tulton Electrobit is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a mediocre butcher. He appears trusting.
• Don Simonliffe is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled professor. She appears homesick.

• Dones Jackard, a forbidding male human. He is a warrior who is delivering a message to a merchant.
• Bordin Oilbellows, an accusatory female dwarf. She is a monk who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Don Ferick, a mocking female half-elf. She is a commoner who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Arbor Sunstone, a gambling male dwarf. He is an expert who is seeking dishonest work.
• Grundin Crunchhead, a helpful female dwarf. She is an expert who is here to secretly assassinate a merchant.
• Tragt Mokkiller, a helpful male half-orc. He is a commoner who is fleeing debtors.

These establishments worthy of mention in Saint Gertop:

• The Crazy Giant General Mechandise [+] The Crazy Giant General Mechandise is an average sized, messy-looking grocery store. The building faces east with small windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an intimidating dwarf named Balnir Dwarfslayer. The grocery store is known for high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 4 customers in the grocery store. The grifters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Weary Widowers Rugs [+] The Weary Widowers Rugs is a normal sized, dusty-looking rugmaker. The building faces south with a mud storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a conspirational dwarf named Durmir Granddoor. The rugmaker is known for high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 4 customers in the rugmaker. The local gangs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Red Wine Public Jail [+] The Red Wine Public Jail is a large, orderly-looking jailhouse. The building faces southeast with dirty windows, a roof made from slate, and a wood storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by an outlandish dwarf named Gordor Gravelcloak. The jailhouse is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 3 customers in the jailhouse. The police steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Slade Twins Charity [+] The Slade Twins Charity is a normal sized, packed-looking almshouse. The building faces north with many windows, a roof made from slate, and a mud storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the civic district. This place is run by a pious dwarf named Balbul Earthtower. The almshouse is known for fair prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. There are 5 customers in the almshouse. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Slumbering Monk Public Library [+] The Slumbering Monk Public Library is a huge, disgusting-looking library. The building faces southwest with a roof made from slate, a split wood storefront, and clean windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a cautious half-orc named Rhubbash Bonecracker. The library is known for fair prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 3 customers in the library. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Boiling Lion Fish Camp [+] The Boiling Lion Fish Camp is an average sized, disgusting-looking fishery. The building faces south with many windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a melancholy elf named Abavarthil Broaddawn. The fishery is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell no fish. There are 3 customers in the fishery. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Weary Dungeon Rugs [+] The Weary Dungeon Rugs is an average sized, messy-looking rugmaker. The building faces east with a roof made from tile, no windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a prejudiced elf named Larvarlleu Hunithheart. The rugmaker is known for steep prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 4 customers in the rugmaker. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Randy Hole Public Jail [+] The Randy Hole Public Jail is a huge, tidy-looking jailhouse. The building faces north with tiny windows, a split wood storefront, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the prison district. This place is run by a gluttonous half-orc named Throlorg Neckripper. The jailhouse is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 4 customers in the jailhouse. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Wobbly Wig Inn [+] The Wobbly Wig Inn is a typical sized, tidy-looking inn. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, a wood storefront, and many windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by an unreliable dwarf named Gordor Dogstaff. The inn is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the inn. The city guard steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Boiling Axehandle Fish House [+] The Boiling Axehandle Fish House is a large, clean-looking fishery. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, a stone storefront, and three windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a patronizing elf named Ilyrigai Ousseawake. The fishery is known for steep prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell no fish. There are 4 customers in the fishery. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Wobblin' Kettles Roofing [+] The Wobblin' Kettles Roofing is a typical sized, orderly-looking roofer. The building faces north with round windows, a brick storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an exhausted dwarf named Abamir Mithrilstone. The roofer is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 3 customers in the roofer. The racketeers gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Ever-full Virgin Brewery [+] The Ever-full Virgin Brewery is a large, packed-looking beer seller. The building faces southeast with a roof made from slate, a wood storefront, and round windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a cautious elf named Larvarssa Hlaewake. The beer seller is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell beer and hops and you see casks of beer. There are 2 customers in the beer seller. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Crimson Bill Inc. [+] The Crimson Bill Inc. is a typical sized, packed-looking warehouse. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, dirty windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the warehouse district. This place is run by an intimidating elf named Gwalaninne Farhand. The warehouse is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 2 customers in the warehouse. The racketeers taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Master Halfling Barrels [+] The Master Halfling Barrels is a typical sized, dusty-looking cooperage. The building faces southeast with round windows, a roof made from turf, and a brick storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an authoritarian half-orc named Dav Petrard. The cooperage is known for fair prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There is 1 customer in the cooperage. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Seven Fireplace Candle Maker [+] The Seven Fireplace Candle Maker is a normal sized, packed-looking illuminator. The building faces east with a few windows, a roof made from turf, and a mud storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a homesick half-orc named Khobbath Headcrusher. The illuminator is known for high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the illuminator. The grifters shakes down the owner and patrons.