Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 26,149
- Children: 28.20% (7,374)
- Elderly: 13.00% (3,399)
Racial Breakdown
- 11,245 mindflayer (43%)
- 8,211 minotaur (31.4%)
- 5,021 half-orc (19.2%)
- 837 half-elf (3.2%)
- 311 other (1.1%)
- 262 halfling (1%)
- 262 kobold (1%)
Misc.
- 7 Districts
- 489 Businesses
- 4,024 Specialists
- 3,092 Residences
Summary [-]
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Bad Dixlag is known for the following resources:
- Scant vampire bat clouds that are avoided by vampires. One might dig up a chest containing diamonds hidden around somewhere.
- Berry fields that are hunted by locals. Rumors tell of bags of copper in a dungeon.
- Vast scorpion beds that are visited frequently by locals. Ilriglleu Aleanmoon said one might dig up piles of silver in a dungeon.
- Abundant woodpecker descents that are feared by unicorns.
- Paltry palm oil harvests that are hunted by locals. Gaelentars Duskingstalker said one might find piles of emeralds in a tomb nearby.
Culture [-]
Legends [-]
- Legends tell of Dan's Bedpan, a legendary bedpan with the ability to move on its own accord. It hasn't reappeared in years.
- In days gone by, the royals of Klemrun thrived. Things were always nice, but one day a wizard named Chief Ogbbum Headkiller took a hostage and demanded a ransom. The royals tried to stop the wizard, but failed miserably. Along came a minotaur named Basmain Lagranwalker, who was a skilled storyteller. Basmain had a plan to trick the wizard by using magic to banish it. When Basmain Lagranwalker faced the wizard, Basmain Lagranwalker defeated Chief Ogbbum Headkiller.
- Way back when, the constable of Glidax lived in peace. Things were good, but one day a devil named Shanor Skullripper slayed a local hero. The constable tried to kill Shanor Skullripper, but failed miserably. Along came a hero named Porzer, who was a valiant knight. Porzer had an idea to slay the devil by making a wager with Shanor Skullripper. When Porzer faced the devil, Porzer tricked Shanor Skullripper and rescued Glidax.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- Danic Wilwood has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Will reward you with valuable information. Special attire required. Contact Alima Whitethorn.
- Require an instructor learned in horseback riding to tutor my child. Length of job expected to be short. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Ghrizer for more details.
- Help Needed: Looking for something new? Require an instructor learned in juggling to tutor my child. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Gwavaraen Winterrun.
- Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Will reward you with valuable information. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Kog Ironmaw for more information.
- A passing Fighter is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will pay in gold. Contact Gozs.
- Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Opportunity to earn a title. References required. Contact S'herzin teh Khalssen.
- co-ed mud-wrestling contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Reward is a secret. Contact Drodal Lionslasher.
- Paladin seeks apprentice. Will pay in gold. Contact Helatoron Teswind.
- Required: Want to earn some quick coin? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. May include some hazards. Reward is a secret. Contact Mhub Skullripper.
- Bored? I have homuncului in my basement, plz halp! Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Gorril Roarkeep.
- Looking for something new? I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Safety not guaranteed. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ilyttars Dirthrisen.
- Bounty for carniverous butterflies, dead or alive. Will owe you a huge favor. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Mick Brownes.
- Help! tincure tester wanted. Will pay in gold. Contact Darlenthil Eytherchaser.
- Bounty for feral cats, dead or alive. May include some hazards. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Dikath Bonenor The Black.
- Help! Looking for something new? Someone stole my goat. Find the louse, dead or alive. May include some hazards. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Dav Jackall if intrigued.
- A passing Adept is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Reward available. Contact Grimrim Lightningtoe for more details.
- Help Needed: Need a change of pace? Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward is a secret. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Rbods Oozedamn for further details.
- I'm looking for rare carniverous butterflies, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with valuable information. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Throrim Goldmill to learn more.
- Bounty for rats, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Tret Greathand if interested.
- Needed: Someone stole my painting. Find the louse, dead or alive. Opportunity to earn a title. Must submit to background check. Contact Dot.
- Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a secret. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Adarin Thudgoblet for further details.
People [-]
Citizens [-]
- Rot is a male kobold who is known in the region as being a skilled copyist. He appears fatalistic.
- Trellpne is a male mindflayer who is known in the city as being a gifted magic dealer. He appears pious.
- Mickey Smithtone is a female half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a mocked ropemaker. She appears apologetic.
- Hrulia Longgath is a male minotaur who is known in the world as being a gifted jeweler. He appears beligerent.
- Chtuide is a male mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a gifted messenger. He appears smitten.
- Davey Staney is an androgynous half-elf who is known in the world as being a gifted saddler. It appears attentive.
- Nip is a female kobold who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled undertaker. She appears apologetic.
- Distra is a female mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a mocked artist. She appears nosy.
- Gwaartssa Kennyrbough is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled shipwright. He appears cowed.
- Rap is a male kobold who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent smith. He appears chatty.
- Cogrinly Shortbee is a male halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled librarian. He appears trusting.
- Mick Kleingan is a female half-elf who is known in the world as being a decent doctor. She appears healthy.
- Cor is a female kobold who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled rugmaker. She appears flirtatious.
- Danry Chriserton is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent tailor. She appears easily offended.
- Perel Farwill is a male halfling who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled bather. He appears nosy.
- Amainado Jalligoat is a male halfling who is known in that part of town as being a reasonably skilled carpenter. He appears accusatory.
- Diside is a female mindflayer who is known in the city as being a decent undertaker. She appears chatty.
- Klonrc is a male mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a gifted courtier. He appears gambling.
- Peroren Thunderstrider is a male minotaur who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent actor. He appears attentive.
- Maside is a male mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned woodworker. He appears insecure.
- Drinunk Mokripper The Black is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a gifted jeweler. She appears smug.
- Dane Dilman is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a renowned glassmaker. He appears fatalistic.
- Mhobbah Bonekiller is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a mocked pastrycook. He appears pacifistic.
- Wit is a male kobold who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled artist. He appears efficient.
- Gorara Darkcaller is a male minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre tailor. He appears cautious.
- Cavlia Eaglecloud is a male minotaur who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled tailor. He appears xenophobic.
Travelers [-]
- Git, a vengeful male kobold. He is a fighter who is seeking thrills and adventure.
- Wrare, a vengeful male mindflayer. He is a paladin who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
- Zol, a trusting male kobold. He is a sorcerer who is cleaning out a wealthy person.
- Alahiaanae Rootdrake, a patronizing male half-elf. He is an expert who is seeing the world.
- Chturil, a boastful androgynous mindflayer. It is a fighter who is traveling the world as a missionary.
- Waerc, a resentful male mindflayer. He is an aristocrat who is fleeing overdue taxes.
- Jamic Danne, a worrying female half-orc. She is a cleric who is on a mission for diplomacy.
- Bip, a jolly male kobold. He is a commoner who is delivering a message to a peasant.
- Delun Runegan, an intimidating male minotaur. He is a barbarian who is traveling with a circus.
- Wra'ith, an idealistic male mindflayer. He is an adept who is here to destroy an artifact.
Locales [-]
Establishments [-]
These establishments worthy of mention in Bad Dixlag:
- The Crimson Road Inc. [+]
- The Naughty Pot Shoppe [+]
- The Ripped Priest Inc. [+]
- The Tired Boar Enchanters [+]
- The Crossed Flame Inc. [+]
- The Drifting Boar Arena [+]
- The Eastern Frogs Wares [+]
- The Dreaming Ulcer House [+]
- The Hanging Nomad Mill [+]
- The Mangy Rooster Inc. [+]
- The New Oarhouse Inc. [+]
- The Horny Wine Legal Partners [+]
- The Violent Priest Inc. [+]
- The Blue Rouge Scribe [+]
- The Green Wig Pottery House [+]
- The Dew Imps City Guard [+]
- The Hungry Fireplace Legal Partners [+]
- The Glaring Silver Inc. [+]
- The Rusty Frog Inc. [+]
- The Twin Hearthstone Enchanters [+]
- The Rusty Thunderbird Inc. [+]
- The Gutted Friends Harnesses [+]
- The Screaming Princess Lumberyard [+]
- The Belching Urchin Shoppe [+]
- The Honest Cat Shoppe [+]
- The Pink Ivy Vineyards [+]