Welcome to Bad Blanchtow!

Bad Blanchtow is known for the following resources:

• Endangered wild crow murders that are visited frequently by locals.
• A haunted fort inhabited by poisonous scorpions that are avoided by unicorns. Balril Marblebreaker said one might dig up a chest containing diamonds in a tomb nearby.
• A new cave inhabited by wild apes that are hunted by unicorns. One might find bags of emeralds in a well.
• Substantial tame kitten glarings that are feared by locals. Haaelllas Myrtheye said rumors tell of a chest containing penis sheathes in a nearby pit.
• A magical cave inhabited by tame quails that are avoided by travelers.
• A cursed shrine inhabited by carnivorous beavers that are hunted by unicorns. Somoeone said someone found a chest containing emeralds in a well.

• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Must not smell. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Blogbub Armkiller The Cruel.
• Bored? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a secret. Contact Gilson Cobblescope for more details.
• Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward available. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Elrigiyn Baequisight.
• Help Wanted: Need a change of pace? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Joe Whitfield.
• Required: gnomish battle dancing contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Safety not guaranteed. Will reward you with a land deed. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Mickic Roseinson.
• Bored? I have gremlins in my basement, plz halp! Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Adael Underwill.
• Help Needed: Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Hruli Lagranstride.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Thzzpne if intrigued.
• Bored? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a priceless heirloom. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Hilgrinne Trilldrum.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Grodduul Headkiller The Strong for more details.
• Sorcerer seeks apprentice. Reward available. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Gubal Rocksnout.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with valuable information. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Throglugh Moksnapper.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a secret. Contact Ubal Eagleroot.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome lizards required. Will reward you with valuable information. Must be a quick learner. Contact Mutg Bonenor if interested.
• grog tester wanted. Will reward you with valuable information. Must submit to background check. Contact Dash Oxmane if intrigued.
• Needed: imps-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Opportunity to earn a title. No pay until task is completed successfully. References required. Contact Ilnallleu Evershade.
• Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Serious inquiries only. Reward is a secret. Contact Loaion Armimarr if intrigued.
• Looking for work? Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a secret. Contact Snorag Holycavern.
• Needed: Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather eye of newt due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Tromm Legnor if intrigued.
• Missing chalice. We suspect rats are the culprit. Reward is a secret. Contact S'heral ahn Khalal.
• Looking for something new? A passing Rogue is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Gwaartssa Sunsorrow.

• Mickry Rosenfield is a male half-orc who is known in the world as being a decent priest. He appears deluded.
• Kil'ith is a male mindflayer who is known in the region as being a decent trader. He appears guarded.
• Klonter is a female mindflayer who is known in the world as being a poorly skilled outfitter. She appears violent.
• Dukuzg Skullkiller is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a decent lumberjack. She appears deluded.
• Prartra is a male mindflayer who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled hatmaker. He appears nervous.
• Droag Smokecairn is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent wine seller. He appears resentful.
• Barbin Paperbrooch is a male dwarf who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled tilemaker. He appears spiteful.
• Jory Kleinett is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a mocked lumberjack. He appears loud.
• Khalzin ahn Khalzor is a male lizardfolk who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled timberwright. He appears insecure.
• Filartaen Dirthsinger is a male half-elf who is known in the region as being a decent painter. He appears melancholy.
• Rhal Backcracker is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled butcher. He appears prejudiced.
• Mickes Cargan is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a decent armorer. He appears drunken.
• S'hoorssen ahn Ghezor is a female lizardfolk who is known in that part of town as being a renowned specialty smith. She appears gosipy.
• Lartava Nightrun is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent ostler. He appears worrying.
• Ertiyn Auvreastrike is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled wine seller. She appears smug.
• Dan Blackley is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a legendary alchemist. She appears drunken.
• Borgin Lionhair is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent librarian. He appears helpful.
• Doney Giacoster is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a skilled sculptor. She appears chatty.
• Jo Bartorell is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a mocked ship captain. She appears prejudiced.
• Jamry Clayey is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled wine seller. He appears cautious.
• Lorun Armorear is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a mediocre outfitter. He appears grieving.
• Belartanae Gysseweave is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned outfitter. He appears self-obsessed.
• Thar Headnor is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned miller. She appears drunken.
• Halvaranae Silentfire is a female elf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled jeweler. She appears authoritarian.
• Balnir Tinhunter is a female dwarf who is known in the city as being a decent potter. She appears trusting.
• Hutra is a female mindflayer who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled pastrycook. She appears cowed.

• Thordal Silvermoor, a smitten female dwarf. She is a commoner who is finding a long-lost friend.
• Jo Wiler, a clumsy female lycanthrope. She is an expert who is on a mission to collect a debt.
• Daves Andregton, a lovelorn female half-dwarf. She is an expert who is cleaning out a slum.
• Bot, a gambling female kobold. She is a commoner who is traveling with a circus.
• Grimgar Greencloak, a contrarian female deep dwarf. She is an adept who is here to destroy a rumor.
• Khalal seh S'hooral, a cowed female lizardfolk. She is an adept who is here to destroy a misconception.
• Shogtoz Necksnapper, a jesterly male bugbear. He is an aristocrat who is here to buy spices.
• Tgok Evildeath, a patronizing female hobgoblin. She is a sorcerer who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
• Sub Neckkiller, a trusting male orc. He is a monk who is finding a missing artifact.
• Duun Masis, a resentful male minotaur. He is an aristocrat who is finding a long-lost sibling.
• Daney Bergan, a pious female human. She is a commoner who is cleaning out a wealthy person.
• Abaril Coalslasher, a patronizing male deep dwarf. He is an expert who is doing something impossible.
• Joey Tramett, a mopey male human. He is a barbarian who is finding a long-lost sibling.
• Done Gilinson, a greedy female half-orc. She is a rogue who is here to destroy an artifact.
• Throkum Backripper, a self-obsessed male half-orc. He is a druid who is following rediscovered ancient lore.
• Bot, a vengeful female kobold. She is a sorcerer who is finding a missing criminal.
• Wot, a clumsy female kobold. She is a fighter who is cleaning out a monster infestation.
• Huth, a pious male mindflayer. He is a barbarian who is finding a long-lost friend.
• Khalal fe Khalzor, an apologetic female lizardfolk. She is an expert who is here to secretly assassinate a ruler.
• Dan Davidore, an intimidated female half-elf. She is a commoner who is cleaning out a bug infestation.
• Elaleninne Blueweave, a jolly male drow. He is a bard who is here to destroy an artifact.

These establishments worthy of mention in Bad Blanchtow:

• The Whistling Beauty Inc. [+] The Whistling Beauty Inc. is a small, cluttered-looking tack shop. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a masonry storefront, and clean windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a beligerent half-orc named Bligbak Neckcracker. The tack shop is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 2 customers in the tack shop. The crime mobs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Salty Crate Timberyard [+] The Salty Crate Timberyard is a small, messy-looking lumberyard. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a boastful half-elf named James Robertworth. The lumberyard is known for high prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 2 customers in the lumberyard. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Dripping Crate Herbalist [+] The Dripping Crate Herbalist is a large, orderly-looking herbalist shop. The building faces southwest with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from turf, and broken windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a smug mindflayer named Goi'toor. The herbalist shop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 4 customers in the herbalist shop. The neighborhood watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Wobblin' Bull Construction [+] The Wobblin' Bull Construction is a normal sized, clean-looking roofer. The building faces southeast with large windows, a stone storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a thick dwarf named Gordin Hawkgrieve. The roofer is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There is 1 customer in the roofer. The mobsters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Olde Wolfhound Purse Shop [+] The Olde Wolfhound Purse Shop is a small, packed-looking pursemaker. The building faces north with large windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a mopey elf named Gwaelliyn Wintersong. The pursemaker is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the pursemaker. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Sleeping Wagonhouse Inc. [+] The Sleeping Wagonhouse Inc. is a typical sized, disgusting-looking workshop. The building faces southwest with a few windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a trusting elf named Elalenssa Sundew. The workshop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you see tools and bits of wood lying around, you smell sawdust, and you hear hammering from the back. There is 1 customer in the workshop. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Master Wig Inc. [+] The Master Wig Inc. is a small, dirty-looking tannery. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, a masonry storefront, and barred windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a giddy dwarf named Throkon Shinyfinger. The tannery is known for fair prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you smell leather, you see skins stretching, and you hear an odd thumping sound. There are 5 customers in the tannery. The crime mobs steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Purple Octopus Arena [+] The Purple Octopus Arena is a large, orderly-looking bleacher. The building faces south with a lap board storefront, a few windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a grieving lizardfolk named Yeral se Khalal. The bleacher is known for high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 2 customers in the bleacher. The local thugs harass the owner and patrons.
• The Lazy Wagon Wainwright [+] The Lazy Wagon Wainwright is a normal sized, clean-looking cartwright. The building faces northwest with a roof made from thatch, a bamboo storefront, and a few windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a jolly half-elf named Ilartai Dewsing. The cartwright is known for steep prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There are 4 customers in the cartwright. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Ever-full Peacock Ale House [+] The Ever-full Peacock Ale House is a normal sized, crowded-looking beer seller. The building faces northeast with a brick storefront, a roof made from slate, and no windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a conspirational dwarf named Grimdor Paperback. The beer seller is known for moderate prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see casks of beer and you smell beer and hops. There are 5 customers in the beer seller. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Stinking Jane Studio [+] The Stinking Jane Studio is a large, smelly-looking sculpting house. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, a brick storefront, and small windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by an unreliable half-elf named Filhiatars Broadbow. The sculpting house is known for steep prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 4 customers in the sculpting house. The local gangs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The New Weasels Inc. [+] The New Weasels Inc. is a normal sized, messy-looking studio. The building faces northeast with a mud storefront, a roof made from thatch, and tiny windows. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an efficient half-elf named Alavarava Dewwake. The studio is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 5 customers in the studio. The neighborhood watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Playful Wolfhound Hostel [+] The Playful Wolfhound Hostel is a large, dirty-looking hostel. The building faces northeast with a bamboo storefront, round windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a contrarian half-elf named Chaartssa Rilynnwind. The hostel is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 3 customers in the hostel. The organized crime bosses hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Cloven Fireplace Inc. [+] The Cloven Fireplace Inc. is a large, damp-looking theater. The building faces north with a roof made from slate, a wood storefront, and large windows. It is located in a new neighborhood of the entertainment district. This place is run by a guilty half-elf named Don Sheworth. The theater is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the theater. The mobsters taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Angry Jane Shoppe [+] The Angry Jane Shoppe is a normal sized, damp-looking cheeseshop. The building faces northwest with a roof made from slate, two windows, and a stone storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a jesterly dwarf named Grunmir Goodguard. The cheeseshop is known for very high prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you see jugs of milk and other tools, you smell a slightly sweet smell of cheese, and you hear yelling in the back. There are 3 customers in the cheeseshop. The grifters harass the owner and patrons.
• The Wiley Bag Shop [+] The Wiley Bag Shop is a typical sized, smelly-looking shop. The building faces north with a split wood storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an embittered elf named Elalenanae Stargale. The shop is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 5 customers in the shop. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Slippery Clowns Cloth [+] The Slippery Clowns Cloth is a normal sized, disgusting-looking mercer. The building faces southeast with two windows, a roof made from turf, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a nervous half-orc named Mickes Browntt. The mercer is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 4 customers in the mercer. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Greasy Axehandle Sheath Store [+] The Greasy Axehandle Sheath Store is a small, filthy-looking scabbard maker. The building faces east with a lap board storefront, barred windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an outlandish mindflayer named Vesspair. The scabbard maker is known for high prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 4 customers in the scabbard maker. The roving thieves taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Tattered Wand Worship House [+] The Tattered Wand Worship House is a large, orderly-looking temple. The building faces southwest with clean windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an old neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a cautious elf named Illlenaen Teasen'stalker. The temple is known for high prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 5 customers in the temple. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Crooked Grog Inc. [+] The Crooked Grog Inc. is a normal sized, filthy-looking smokehouse. The building faces northwest with a masonry storefront, a roof made from thatch, and large windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an efficient lizardfolk named Yerzin heh S'heral. The smokehouse is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There is 1 customer in the smokehouse. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Oiled Greyhound Bags [+] The Oiled Greyhound Bags is a huge, tidy-looking pursemaker. The building faces southeast with a roof made from turf, large windows, and a mud storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a smitten dwarf named Skagan Claybellows. The pursemaker is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 2 customers in the pursemaker. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Purple Weasels Arena [+] The Purple Weasels Arena is a normal sized, dusty-looking bleacher. The building faces south with two windows, a masonry storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a conspirational half-orc named Throgbash Bonekiller. The bleacher is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 3 customers in the bleacher. The roving thieves harass the owner and patrons.
• The Crooked Hole Inc. [+] The Crooked Hole Inc. is a large, packed-looking smokehouse. The building faces east with a roof made from slate, broken windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a jesterly mindflayer named Flurc. The smokehouse is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 3 customers in the smokehouse. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Yellow Flame Garbage Lot [+] The Yellow Flame Garbage Lot is a large, orderly-looking junkyard. The building faces east with a masonry storefront, a few windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a cowed dwarf named Borbin Tinshoulder. The junkyard is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is constantly crowded. There are 3 customers in the junkyard. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Burning Willow Package Delivery [+] The Burning Willow Package Delivery is a typical sized, dirty-looking post office. The building faces east with no windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by a drunken elf named Ilhiaava Meadowsong. The post office is known for high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There is 1 customer in the post office. The crime mobs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Victorious Hatchet Inc. [+] The Victorious Hatchet Inc. is a huge, smelly-looking university. The building faces southwest with a roof made from turf, round windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the education district. This place is run by a skeptical lizardfolk named Yerssen fe Khalal. The university is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is one of the busiest places in town. There is 1 customer in the university. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.