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Welcome to Klemron!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 1,297
  • Children: 19.04% (247)
  • Elderly: 19.43% (252)

Racial Breakdown

  • 500 half-orc (38.5%)
  • 381 halfling (29.3%)
  • 260 gnome (20%)
  • 78 human (6%)
  • 68 dwarf (5.2%)
  • 10 other (0.7%)

Misc.

  • 3 Districts
  • 67 Businesses
  • 141 Specialists
  • 151 Residences

Summary [-]

Klemron is a small town in the Umbmou County with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This fertile small town is sparsely populated (3,668/sq km), covers 0.35 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 667 meters.

Climate [-]

Klemron has a Tropical Seasonal Forest climate, which is characterized by constant high temperatures and seasonal torrential rains, and has hot, rainy and cool seasons. Winds in the region are wild and the temperature is generally hot with minor variation. Precipitation is moderate, and the sky is continually overcast.

Astronomy [-]

Klemron sees a binary star overhead: Uuc, a small yellow star and Sic, an average orange star. Klemron also has a single moon: Elata, an average briliant silver moon. In the night sky, you see two celestial objects: a massive asteroid belt that has been around for all eternity and a massive nearby planet that has been around for millenia.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a cracking brick palisade that is 7 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.83 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 4 roads leading to Klemron; 3 roads are major. The city is lined with smooth dirt roads in a looped pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, mercy, and wealthy.

Government [-]

Klemron is governed through an authoritarian government, where state authority is imposed onto many aspects of citizens' lives. The government as a whole is seen as magnificently organized. Officials in Klemron are often seen as crooked and the policies are despised. The political influence of Klemron in the region is consistent due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population comes together and fights as one.

Leader [-]

Klemron is ruled by Governor Ilylenlleu Dryearform. The Governor has been in power for mere hours and is honored by the people. There is violent opposition to the Governor and policies. The right to rule was granted by revolution, and that power is maintained by strict laws and incorruptible guards.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a local gangs, but are loosely enforced. Justice is served by jurors, with a common punishment being indentured servitude.

Crime [-]

Crime is rampant. The most common crime is domestic disturbance. The imprisonment rate is 1.62% of the population (21 adults).

Military [-]

Klemron has a laid back attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 194 citizens (15%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 71 (5.5%). Of the active duty military, 6 (3.25%) are special forces. Due to their laid back attitude and cracking palisade, Klemron is properly fortified. Klemron fighters are despised for their use of greataxes in battle. They are much maligned for their phlanyx formations and are considered reasonably well skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Klemron is currently weak.

Resources [-]

Klemron is known for the following resources:

  • A magical fort inhabited by defenseless crows that are visited frequently by children. Poap Bearbranch said somoeone said someone found bags of diamonds in a tomb nearby.
  • An old tower inhabited by carnivorous woodpeckers that are avoided by gru.
  • A blessed grave yard inhabited by vampire quails that are visited frequently by kittens.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Legends tell of Balbul's Sceptre, a unique sceptre with the ability to disappear on its own. It disappeared after an attack by bandits.
  • In the days of yore, the royals of Durdew lived happily. Things were good, but one day Klabbush Legcrusher the lich took over the town. The royals tried to stop the lich, but failed miserably. Along came Tguk Wormbeast the hobgoblin, who was a skilled storyteller. Tguk had the thought to slay the lich by using magic to banish it. When Tguk Wormbeast faced the lich, Tguk Wormbeast banished Klabbush Legcrusher.
  • A long time ago, a murderer named Agsey stalked the countryside and was drawn towards those that wronged others. They say that if you touch her, you will be stricken blind unless you flee.
  • Some time ago, a monster named S'hoorssen roamed the woods before dawn. Commoners say that if you confront her, you will be eaten alive.

Events [-]

Klemron is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Danes Marord.
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a secret. Contact Xuun Ironstomach to learn more.
  • Looking for something new? Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Reward is a secret. Contact Dok Eagleclaw.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome homuncului required. Reward available. Contact Jo Rosengan.
  • Help Wanted: Bounty for imps, dead or alive. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Thubb Bonekiller The Brave.
  • Looking for work? Bounty for feral cats, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Surpg.
  • Required: Aristocrat seeks apprentice. No previous experience required. May include some hazards. Reward available. Contact Durgan Bitteraxe for further details.
  • Require an instructor learned in self defense to tutor my child. Length of job expected to be short. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Tmegd Darkhowl to learn more.
  • Help Wanted: I'm looking for investigator to look into someone's references. Reward available. Contact Thorgan Brandyguard if interested.
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Boun Strongak to learn more.
  • Require an instructor learned in alchemy to tutor my child. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Nigl Backnor if interested.

People [-]

The people in Klemron accept outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Mibbrog Mokcracker is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a skilled artist. She appears forgetful.
  • Jam Smithden is a female human who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled specialty smith. She appears lonely.
  • Mickic Barerson is a female half-orc who is known in the world as being a gifted carpenter. She appears egotistical.
  • Kiawan Rocketsprocket is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a skilled roofer. He appears flirtatious.
  • Ardin Jadering is a female dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned bookseller. She appears violent.
  • Jame Staham is a male human who is known in the region as being a gifted scabbardmaker. He appears trusting.
  • Serine Tosssleep is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted glovemaker. She appears forgetful.
  • James Marsone is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre mercenary. He appears jaded.
  • Mick Smithcombe is a female human who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled cooper. She appears gambling.
  • Glaggog Armcrusher is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled locksmith. She appears thick.
  • Falda Farale is a female halfling who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre collier. She appears lovelorn.
  • Barrin Dulltoe is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled laborer. He appears jaded.
  • Barond Jetfounder is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent tavern. She appears trusting.
  • Tor Triggercog is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a mocked barber. She appears violent.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Alelantel Stillrisen, a worrying female elf. She is an expert who is here to buy supplies.
  • Gheal seh Khalssen, a forbidding female lizardfolk. She is a commoner who is here to secretly assassinate a thug.
  • Mickry Andrtt, a giddy male half-orc. He is a ranger who is here to buy slaves.
  • Dat, a jolly female kobold. She is a wizard who is doing something impossible.
  • Mal Thermogauge, a sick male gnome. He is an adept who is here to buy slaves.
  • Roshig Legcracker, a skeptical female orc. She is a fighter who is on a mission to capture someone.
  • Ket Greatslay, a xenophobic female bugbear. She is an expert who is following the voices.
  • Poduk Rocksnout, a self-obsessed female ogre. She is a cleric who is brokering a truce over escalating tension.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Klemron:

  • The Wistful Wine Store [+]
  • The Royal Willow Chop House [+]
  • The Twin Pipe Enchanters [+]
  • The Wobbly Jane Lodge [+]
  • The Stumpy Jane General Store [+]
  • The Dry Cavern Shoppe [+]
  • The Whirling Jade Meat Handlers [+]
  • The Drunken Wig Jewelers [+]
  • The Hilltop Turkey Magic Eye Piece [+]
  • The Lost Silver Inc. [+]
  • The Furious Flask Primary School [+]
  • The Black House Inc. [+]
  • The Warm Elf Rug Shop [+]
  • The Glaring Darkroot Inc. [+]