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Welcome to Kirkglade Bluff!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 32
  • Children: 15.62% (5)
  • Elderly: 18.75% (6)

Racial Breakdown

  • 15 kobold (46.8%)
  • 13 gnome (40.6%)
  • 1 drow (3.1%)
  • 1 lizardfolk (3.1%)
  • 1 minotaur (3.1%)
  • 1 other (3.1%)

Misc.

  • 2 Districts
  • 0 Businesses
  • 0 Specialists
  • 6 Residences

Summary [-]

Kirkglade Bluff is a settlement in the Donbe Province with a mixed population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate settlement is sparsely populated (32/sq km), covers 1.00 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 1128 meters.

Climate [-]

Kirkglade Bluff has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has prevernal, spring, summer, monsoon, autumn and winter seasons. Winds in the region are breezy and the temperature is generally chilly with high variation. Precipitation is trivial, and the sky is mostly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Kirkglade Bluff sees a single star overhead: Tojor, an average yellow star. Kirkglade Bluff also has a double moon: Modipe, an average briliant silver moon and Spola, an average bone white moon. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: a tiny nearby planet that has been around for centuries.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 7 roads leading to Kirkglade Bluff; 4 roads are major. The city is lined with filthy cobblestone paths in an irregular pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market and wealthy.

Government [-]

Kirkglade Bluff is governed through a theocracy, where a deity is recognized as the supreme civil ruler, but the deity's laws are interpreted by ecclesiastical authorities. The government as a whole is seen as efficient. Officials in Kirkglade Bluff are often seen as principled and the policies are loved. The political influence of Kirkglade Bluff in the region is maturing due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population gives up their freedom in exchange for security.

Leader [-]

Kirkglade Bluff is ruled by Prime minister Malmida Wobbgadget. The Prime minister has been in power for several years and is mocked by the people. There is hostile opposition to the Prime minister and policies. The right to rule was granted by appointment, and that power is maintained through the tip of a sword.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a local thugs, but are loosely enforced. Justice is served without trial, with a common punishment being hard labor.

Crime [-]

Crime is common. The most common crime is fraud. The imprisonment rate is 0.00% of the population (0 adults).

Military [-]

Kirkglade Bluff has a neutral attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 4 citizens (13.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 2 (6.5%). Of the active duty military, 0 (5.5%) are special forces. Due to their neutral attitude and lack of defensible wall, Kirkglade Bluff is poorly fortified. Kirkglade Bluff fighters are much loved for their use of tonfas in battle. They are praised for their hoarde tactics and are considered abysmally skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Kirkglade Bluff is currently failing.

Resources [-]

Kirkglade Bluff is known for the following resources:

  • Scorpion beds that are visited frequently by magic users.
  • A magical cave inhabited by defenseless cormorants that are avoided by vampires. Darlenlas Sunblaze said the locals speak of a stash of silver in a well.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Legends tell of Gubal's Bedpan, a cursed bedpan with the power to solve any riddle. It has been lost for ages.
  • Legends tell of Trellrall's Beans, a cursed beans with the knack to make someone speak the truth. It was last seen years ago.
  • Legends tell of Trbok's Amulet, a legendary amulet with the knack to disappear on its own. It mysteriously disappeared.
  • Long ago, the constable of Liberridge thrived. Things were quiet, but one day a serial killer named Duap Bearmane kidnapped a princess. The constable tried to stop the serial killer, but were caught. Along came a solemn gnome named Hamgles Geargauge, who was a skilled storyteller. Hamgles had the thought to slay the serial killer by using magic to banish it. When Hamgles Geargauge faced the serial killer, Hamgles Geargauge killed the serial killer and rescued Liberridge.

Events [-]

Kirkglade Bluff is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Looking for work? cooking contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Must submit to background check. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Falrin Marbleeye for more details.
  • Bounty for rabbits, dead or alive. No pay until task is completed successfully. Must provide your own transportation. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Krasagh Legkiller.
  • I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome bats required. Reward is a secret. Discretion required. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Dzuzar Metalhowl to learn more.
  • Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Troten Laughshredder.
  • Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Donic Stanter.
  • Hearty souls needed to recover stolen jewel. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Belhiatel Lightshine if intrigued.

People [-]

The people in Kirkglade Bluff accept outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Bip is a male kobold who is known in the world as being a laughably skilled copyist. He appears self-obsessed.
  • Helarell Quillilg is a female minotaur who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled tailor. She appears lonely.
  • Vit is a female kobold who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled warehouse worker. She appears embittered.
  • Bjorkta Raincaller is a female minotaur who is known in the city as being a skilled deputy. She appears patronizing.
  • Wat is a male kobold who is known in the region as being a decent barber. He appears intimidated.
  • Ganthidon Earthcaller is a male minotaur who is known in the region as being a mediocre tavern. He appears self-obsessed.
  • Zat is a male kobold who is known in the world as being a decent engineer. He appears easily offended.
  • Larellthil Baequisky is a female drow who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned blacksmith. She appears intimidated.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Micke Antonll, a nosy male half-elf. He is a commoner who is here to destroy a rumor.
  • Grimbor Deepsmelter, a forgetful male half-dwarf. He is a rogue who is here to secretly assassinate a peasant.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Kirkglade Bluff:

  • The Burly Cock Postal Service [+]
  • The Flying Greyhound Inc. [+]
  • The Slaughtered Ivy Poor House [+]
  • The Desert Weasels Inc. [+]
  • The Wistful Song Shop [+]
  • The Victorious Fireplace Inc. [+]
  • The Thirsty Wagonhouse Worship House [+]
  • The Drinking Bill House [+]