Welcome to Bondlag!

Bondlag is known for the following resources:

• Primal guano banks that are frequented by locals.
• Plentiful palm oil harvests that are visited frequently by zombies. One might dig up piles of penis sheathes hidden around somewhere.
• Coffee patches that are hunted by unicorns.
• A blessed battle field inhabited by defenseless kittens that are visited frequently by locals. Xtus Foulmouth said one might find piles of rubies in a nearby pit.

• Help Needed: Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Aesnalai Starwalker.
• I'm looking for a Negotiator. Prior experience with troublesome rust rats required. Reward is a secret. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Gil Cobblesprocket.
• Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather fresh paper due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Serious inquiries only. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Jam Carerton.
• Need a change of pace? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will pay in gold. Contact Lat for further details.
• Help Wanted: I have grigs in my basement, plz halp! Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Grumkon Barleyleg.
• Looking for work? Elavaraen Rivergrove has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Micke Morston for more details.
• Help Needed: Missing chalice. We suspect lizards are the culprit. Reward is a secret. Must be a quick learner. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Ilixril if intrigued.
• I have darkmantles in my basement, plz halp! Will pay in gold. Contact Pobal Boarbranch.
• Looking for something new? Scholar seeks rare supplies: Scholar unable to gather fresh paper due to age, seeks trustworthy agents to gather materials for research. Length of job expected to be short. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Joes Brotone for more details.
• Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward available. Contact Adaan Triggerblast.

• Joe Bartogan is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted prostitute. He appears efficient.
• Borgin Papermine is a female dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a skilled pastrycook. She appears healthy.
• Filhialleu Kindfire is a male half-elf who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled baker. He appears vengeful.
• Erhialas Cyredwater is a male half-elf who is known in the city as being a gifted pursemaker. He appears giddy.
• Adavarlleu Windstrike is a male half-elf who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled courtier. He appears territorial.
• Mickic Gilmell is a female half-elf who is known in the city as being a gifted smith. She appears patriotic.
• Pomiraine Rainiciny is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled scabbardmaker. She appears giddy.
• Falcone Simplewart is a female halfling who is known in the city as being a gifted courtier. She appears outlandish.
• Poborn Slybrother is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a horribly skilled bather. He appears scattered.
• Loril Goldanvil is a male dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mocked tavern. He appears mopey.
• Skaag Lightchest is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a renowned ostler. He appears battle-ready.
• Mickey Morore is a male half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled miller. He appears cowed.

• Duap Oxfang, a territorial male ogre. He is an expert who is on a mission to capture someone.
• Barag Smokeback, a fatalistic female half-dwarf. She is a commoner who is finding work as a healer.
• Mick Martison, a greedy male lycanthrope. He is an expert who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.
• Ozshah Headnor, a vengeful female bugbear. She is a commoner who is on a mission for diplomacy.
• Srotzagh Legnor, a nihilistic male half-orc. He is a wizard who is seeking dishonest work.
• Illvarlleu Riverrisen, a homesick female drow. She is a barbarian who is traveling the world as a trader.

These establishments worthy of mention in Bondlag:

• The Divine Three Clinic [+] The Divine Three Clinic is a large, dirty-looking clinic. The building faces north with a bamboo storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by an exhausted halfling named Po Cottonwick. The clinic is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is usually busy but is strangely quiet as of late. There are 5 customers in the clinic. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Mended Three Coop Hoop [+] The Mended Three Coop Hoop is a normal sized, tidy-looking cooperage. The building faces north with a wood storefront, a few windows, and a roof made from slate. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a forbidding halfling named Amaly Brushdigger. The cooperage is known for high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 3 customers in the cooperage. The city watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Dancing Wench Inc. [+] The Dancing Wench Inc. is an average sized, dusty-looking wagon yard. The building faces north with a split wood storefront, a roof made from turf, and many windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a scattered half-elf named Joey Simonson. The wagon yard is known for varying prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 2 customers in the wagon yard. The police steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Wet Pipe Meat Handlers [+] The Wet Pipe Meat Handlers is an average sized, dirty-looking butchershop. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, a roof made from thatch, and no windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a gluttonous half-elf named Gaevariyn Brightblade. The butchershop is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 4 customers in the butchershop. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Whirling Cavern Meat Handlers [+] The Whirling Cavern Meat Handlers is a small, filthy-looking butchershop. The building faces northwest with a split wood storefront, a roof made from tile, and three windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a shifty dwarf named Drodin Goodslasher. The butchershop is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the butchershop. The trade guild shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Great Skull Scabbards [+] The Great Skull Scabbards is a large, messy-looking scabbard maker. The building faces northeast with a roof made from tile, two windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a flirtatious half-elf named Ellanssa Ravenbow. The scabbard maker is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 5 customers in the scabbard maker. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Twisted Pipe Shoppe [+] The Twisted Pipe Shoppe is a huge, dusty-looking alchemy shop. The building faces northeast with round windows, a roof made from turf, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a loud half-elf named Don MacBrister. The alchemy shop is known for minimal prices for the concotions there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you smell damp earth, you see odd smoke coming from a large vat with, and you hear silence. There are 2 customers in the alchemy shop. The neighborhood watch taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Twisted Dwarf Enchanters [+] The Twisted Dwarf Enchanters is a typical sized, damp-looking alchemy shop. The building faces east with a split wood storefront, a roof made from thatch, and clean windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a beligerent half-elf named Aesvarai Rivershadow. The alchemy shop is known for high prices for the concotions there, and is one of the busiest places in town. Upon entering you hear a dog barking, you see a two headed chicken wandering around, and you smell damp earth. There are 4 customers in the alchemy shop. The police shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Fiery Thunderbird Shoppe [+] The Fiery Thunderbird Shoppe is a small, filthy-looking barbershop. The building faces south with tiny windows, a roof made from slate, and a split wood storefront. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a guilty halfling named Poine Weathermidas. The barbershop is known for suspiciously low prices for the a good story there, and has strange opening hours. Upon entering you smell fear, you see somone in a chair covered by towels and a sheet, and you hear someone telling a story. There are 3 customers in the barbershop. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Prancing Devil Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here [+] The Prancing Devil Our Motto Is the Buckle Stops Here is a normal sized, cluttered-looking bucklery. The building faces south with a few windows, a mud storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a resentful halfling named Po Flowletters. The bucklery is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There are 2 customers in the bucklery. The mobsters steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Merry Toad Brewery [+] The Merry Toad Brewery is a huge, messy-looking brewery. The building faces south with a wood storefront, round windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a giddy halfling named Becobne Watermidas. The brewery is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you smell hops and grain, you hear laughing, and you see piles of grain. There is 1 customer in the brewery. The roving thieves hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Green Paladin Ceramics [+] The Green Paladin Ceramics is a normal sized, dusty-looking pottery. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, barred windows, and a wood storefront. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a healthy halfling named Elgoldine Ambermidge. The pottery is known for next to nothing prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There is 1 customer in the pottery. The trade guild steals from the owner and patrons.