Welcome to Upper Kellerdar!

Upper Kellerdar is known for the following resources:

• An ancient gazebo inhabited by defenseless elephants that are avoided by children. Thron Bonecrusher said one might find bags of kitten mittens buried near there.
• Plentiful palm oil harvests that are hunted by travelers. Rumors tell of a stash of penis sheathes in a well.
• Magical vampire parrot companies that are visited frequently by wenches. Kbok Fouldoom said the locals speak of piles of monkey wrenches in a tomb nearby.

• Looking for something new? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen wagon wheel. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Lot.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Rugoten Laughbeast.
• grog tester wanted. Special attire required. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Norakh Moksnapper.
• Looking for work? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen statue. Safety not guaranteed. Reward is a secret. Contact Toshule Bregcaller for further details.
• Help! Zbok Evilbone has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Bremt Brainslay for more information.
• Fighter seeks apprentice. Length of job expected to be short. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Mbok Evilshadow.
• Missing cerimonial knife. We suspect quazits are the culprit. Will pay in gold. Contact Xror Dreadrender.
• Wanted: Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Opportunity to earn a title. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Kud Moknor The Gray if intrigued.
• Looking for work? I'm looking for rare toads, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Fax.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will pay in gold. Length of job expected to be short. Contact Khalssen teh S'herzin.
• Help! onion eating contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Must be quick on your feet. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Adaartiyn Dewoak to learn more.
• Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Will pay in gold. Contact Xodor Giantshadow.
• Wanted: Want to earn some quick coin? Require an instructor learned in math to tutor my child. Will reward you with valuable information. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Dubel Oakbranch to learn more.

• Drarbub Legnor is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled armorer. He appears lonely.
• Bea Triggercog is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled priest. He appears attentive.
• Bontsy Tinkergadget is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a poorly skilled teamster. She appears smug.
• Alliley Rocketsprocket is a male gnome who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled armorer. He appears clumsy.
• Mick Franerton is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent baker. He appears outlandish.
• Barbin Wheelmail is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a horribly skilled professor. He appears efficient.
• Hotg Backripper is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled lawyer. He appears forgetful.
• Daves Davter is a male half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled locksmith. He appears attentive.
• Bitgogh Legripper is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a gifted wagoneer. He appears trusting.
• Donic Stacroft is a male half-dwarf who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled banker. He appears efficient.
• Gil Gyrotonk is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a poorly skilled harness maker. He appears intimidating.
• Mick Staner is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre cheesemaker. He appears mocking.
• Ghom Backcrusher is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled handyman. He appears skeptical.
• Micke Benorth is a female half-dwarf who is known in the world as being a mocked professor. She appears insecure.
• Jamry Andreman is a male half-dwarf who is known in that part of town as being a decent navigator. He appears jolly.
• Mickes Rosesford is a female half-dwarf who is known in the city as being a mediocre shoemaker. She appears conspirational.

• Snordor Broadface, a vengeful male half-dwarf. He is an expert who is seeing the city.
• Mickey Bernasone, an unreliable male half-dwarf. He is a commoner who is brokering a truce over a trade war.
• Allixie Triggersprocket, a xenophobic male gnome. He is a commoner who is finding a missing friend.
• Mal Fusescope, an outlandish female gnome. She is a commoner who is doing something secret.
• Cotmida Cogglefuel, a resentful male gnome. He is an adept who is delivering a message to a ruler.

These establishments worthy of mention in Upper Kellerdar:

• The Eastern Halflings Wares [+] The Eastern Halflings Wares is a typical sized, smelly-looking clothing shop. The building faces south with round windows, a roof made from slate, and a split wood storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a contrarian half-dwarf named Don Corster. The clothing shop is known for varying prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 5 customers in the clothing shop. The city guard gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Sleeping Maiden Inc. [+] The Sleeping Maiden Inc. is a normal sized, smelly-looking workshop. The building faces east with a mud storefront, stained windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the shop district. This place is run by a resentful half-orc named Shaman Obbga Headbreaker. The workshop is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is crowded every night. Upon entering you see tools and bits of wood lying around, you smell sawdust, and you hear hammering from the back. There are 4 customers in the workshop. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Lecherous Cavern Blowers [+] The Lecherous Cavern Blowers is a large, clean-looking glassmaker hut. The building faces south with a brick storefront, a roof made from slate, and round windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an exhausted half-dwarf named Grimmir Bittersmasher. The glassmaker hut is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you smell a burning forge, you see panes of glass and mirrors, and you hear a bellows pumping. There are 2 customers in the glassmaker hut. The police hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Tattered Twins Temple [+] The Tattered Twins Temple is a normal sized, tidy-looking temple. The building faces southeast with broken windows, a wood storefront, and a roof made from tile. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the mercy district. This place is run by a chatty gnome named Gabdan Fusebun. The temple is known for steep prices for the service there, and has people queing out in the street. There are 2 customers in the temple. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Musty Well Inc. [+] The Musty Well Inc. is an average sized, packed-looking tavern. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, a wood storefront, and round windows. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by an efficient half-orc named Thuggzog Necknor. The tavern is known for moderate prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. There are 3 customers in the tavern. The city watch gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Golden Goblins Inc. [+] The Golden Goblins Inc. is a huge, dirty-looking transportation. The building faces southeast with barred windows, a roof made from tile, and a masonry storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the professional district. This place is run by a pacifistic gnome named Gavva Cobblebit. The transportation is known for minimal prices for the service there, and only attracts people from out of town. There are 4 customers in the transportation. The crime mobs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Purple Beer Arena [+] The Purple Beer Arena is a large, disgusting-looking bleacher. The building faces south with a split wood storefront, a roof made from thatch, and large windows. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a shifty half-dwarf named Grimgin Saltbreeches. The bleacher is known for slightly high prices for the service there, and is on the verge of closing. There are 4 customers in the bleacher. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Fallen Rock Inc. [+] The Fallen Rock Inc. is a typical sized, dirty-looking tile shop. The building faces south with many windows, a roof made from tile, and a masonry storefront. It is located in a new neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a gluttonous half-dwarf named Dronir Wheelleg. The tile shop is known for reasonable prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. There are 2 customers in the tile shop. The organized crime bosses taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Slippery Devil Textiles [+] The Slippery Devil Textiles is a typical sized, dirty-looking mercer. The building faces southeast with round windows, a roof made from turf, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a healthy gnome named Malgan Cogglefuel. The mercer is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 5 customers in the mercer. The local gangs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Wild Fig Bath House [+] The Wild Fig Bath House is a normal sized, clean-looking bath house. The building faces south with a bamboo storefront, dirty windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by an attentive half-orc named Mugga Armsnapper. The bath house is known for varying prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. Upon entering you hear soft music, you smell soap and flowers, and you see naked people walking around. There are 2 customers in the bath house. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Bottomless Heart Fish House [+] The Bottomless Heart Fish House is a normal sized, smelly-looking fishery. The building faces east with a roof made from turf, no windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a violent gnome named Gab Greasebit. The fishery is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is avoided by the locals for reasons unknown. Upon entering you smell no fish. There are 5 customers in the fishery. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Mangy Urchin Inc. [+] The Mangy Urchin Inc. is a huge, filthy-looking tannery. The building faces south with a roof made from slate, clean windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an easily offended gnome named Bearette Triggerjet. The tannery is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. Upon entering you hear an odd thumping sound, you smell leather, and you see skins stretching. There are 5 customers in the tannery. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Smithy Swagger Healing House [+] The Smithy Swagger Healing House is a large, packed-looking hospital. The building faces northwest with a roof made from turf, stained windows, and a bamboo storefront. It is located in an old neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a chatty half-dwarf named Balrun Greaseystomach. The hospital is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 2 customers in the hospital. The local thugs gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Splintered Rouge Shoes Inc. [+] The Splintered Rouge Shoes Inc. is a small, neat-looking shoe shop. The building faces south with no windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from slate. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a pious gnome named Arnrette Fusetonk. The shoe shop is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. Upon entering you hear a kitten mewing, you see a kitten, and you smell scent of leather. There is 1 customer in the shoe shop. The police steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Seven Fireplace Candle Maker [+] The Seven Fireplace Candle Maker is a small, orderly-looking illuminator. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, a bamboo storefront, and many windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a quiet half-orc named Gummig Skullripper. The illuminator is known for moderate prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There is 1 customer in the illuminator. The local thugs shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Mulled Mead Brewery [+] The Mulled Mead Brewery is a huge, orderly-looking brewery. The building faces east with a roof made from thatch, tiny windows, and a brick storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a sick gnome named Gaveno Cogglebolt. The brewery is known for dirt cheap prices for the service there, and usually has few visitors. Upon entering you smell hops and grain, you see bags of hops, and you hear laughing. There is 1 customer in the brewery. The trade guild steals from the owner and patrons.