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Welcome to Mount Albford!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 658
  • Children: 24.92% (164)
  • Elderly: 15.20% (100)

Racial Breakdown

  • 551 human (83.7%)
  • 44 gnome (6.6%)
  • 22 halfling (3.3%)
  • 20 other (3%)
  • 7 half-dwarf (1%)
  • 7 half-elf (1%)
  • 7 dwarf (1%)

Misc.

  • 4 Districts
  • 30 Businesses
  • 46 Specialists
  • 82 Residences

Summary [-]

Mount Albford is a village in the Aquinah District with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest village is lightly populated (1,185/sq km), covers 0.56 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 844 meters.

Climate [-]

Mount Albford has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are continual and the temperature is generally chilly with little variation. Precipitation is massive, and the sky is mostly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Mount Albford sees a single star overhead: Mex, a massive white star. Mount Albford also has no moons. In the night sky, you see two celestial objects: an imposing nebula that has been around for time immemorial and an imposing asteroid belt that has been around for generations.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

Visitors are greeted with a destroyed stone rampart that is 18 meters tall. The city wall protects the core 100% of the city, with 5 towers spread along the 2.94 kilometer wall.

Streets [-]

There are 6 roads leading to Mount Albford; 3 roads are major. The city is lined with broken dirt roads in a looped pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market, military, trade, and professional.

Government [-]

Mount Albford is governed through a parliamentary government, where members are nominated to their positions by a parliament and can be dissolved by the parliament if it can no longer function. The government as a whole is seen as incapable of even simple tasks. Officials in Mount Albford are often seen as incorruptible and the policies are feared. The political influence of Mount Albford in the region is wasting away due to a thwarted assassination attempt. In times of crisis, the population stages ineffective protests.

Leader [-]

Mount Albford is ruled by Governor Elaellthil Eyllisears. The Governor has been in power for several years and is revered by the people. There is secret opposition to the Governor and policies. The right to rule was granted by foreign imposition, and that power is maintained through financial oppression.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a mobsters, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served by a magistrate, with a common punishment being execution.

Crime [-]

Crime is unusual. The most common crime is domestic disturbance. The imprisonment rate is 1.22% of the population (8 adults).

Military [-]

Mount Albford has a positive attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 95 citizens (14.5%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 49 (7.5%). Of the active duty military, 3 (3.75%) are special forces. Due to their positive attitude and destroyed rampart, Mount Albford is moderately fortified. Mount Albford fighters are revered for their use of short spears in battle. They are hated for their frenzied fighting and are considered suitably skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Mount Albford is currently steady.

Resources [-]

Mount Albford is known for the following resources:

  • Cocoa bean plantations that are avoided by travelers.
  • Creepy cork trees that are feared by locals. Aletssa Wolfgrove said one might find piles of copper hidden around somewhere.
  • Dragon wiers that are hunted by zombies. Micke Colsone said somoeone said someone found a chest containing rubies in a tomb nearby.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In olden times, a Pooka frequented the countryside. Villagers say that the Pooka will sneeze three times, then eat you.
  • Legends tell of Vothzer's Hat, a magical hat with the capability to make people cry. It mysteriously disappeared.
  • Years ago, the constable of Blakeville lived in harmony. Things were good, but one day a ghoul named Pogan Boarsnout kidnapped a princess. The constable tried to kill Pogan Boarsnout, but failed miserably. Along came a guilty half-dwarf named Arnir Bloodchest, who was a skilled storyteller. Arnir had the thought to slay the ghoul by killing the ghoul while he slept. When Arnir Bloodchest faced the ghoul, Arnir Bloodchest banished Pogan Boarsnout and was killed in the process.

Events [-]

Mount Albford is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. No pay until task is completed successfully. Will reward you with a land deed. Accidental Death insurance required. Contact Zuggum Headcrusher.
  • Help! Barbarian seeks apprentice. Will pay in gold. Contact Rugezn Ghosttslay.
  • seed spitting contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Tolgrin Overmind.
  • I'm looking for rare homuncului, both live and dead. I have a list of the ones I need. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Ghash Boarroot.
  • Required: Bored? grog tester wanted. Mild danger may be involved. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Elanallleu Orlecaller.
  • Help Wanted: Paladin seeks apprentice. Accidental Death insurance required. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Danic Shett for more information.
  • Adventurers willing to explore recently discovered ruins and return any valuable artifacts. Special attire required. Will reward you with valuable information. No pay until task is completed successfully. Contact Gobal Boarfang.
  • Bounty for bats, dead or alive. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Xuok Dreaddamn.
  • Bored? Khalzor seh S'herssen has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Experienced professionals only. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Dav Carerton if intrigued.

People [-]

The people in Mount Albford love outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Ulnir Asharm is a male dwarf who is known in the region as being a skilled barber. He appears insecure.
  • Eline Tossskin is a male halfling who is known in the city as being a renowned deputy. He appears guilty.
  • Wiz Cobbleblast is a male gnome who is known in that part of town as being a mocked cobbler. He appears flirtatious.
  • Mickry Cartone is an androgynous human who is known in the world as being a reasonably skilled bookbinder. It appears idealistic.
  • Alahiatel Tyrwing is a female half-elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned deputy. She appears egotistical.
  • Fal Roadstoat is a female halfling who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled vintner. She appears guarded.
  • Donry Storell is a male human who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre tavern. He appears xenophobic.
  • Jam Wilhouse is a male half-dwarf who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled official. He appears egotistical.
  • Thorbor Lumbergrave is a male dwarf who is known in the city as being a poorly skilled plasterer. He appears sick.
  • Hil Lightningbottle is a female halfling who is known in the world as being a decent weaponsmith. She appears jesterly.
  • Elartanae Leafweaver is a female half-elf who is known in the region as being a horribly skilled priest. She appears nervous.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Brodin Honorblade, a gosipy female dwarf. She is a fighter who is here to destroy an artifact.
  • Tmomn Bigdeath, a scattered female hobgoblin. She is a cleric who is on a mission to collect a debt.
  • Gheal ahn S'hoorzin, a sick female lizardfolk. She is an adept who is traveling the world as a pilgrim.
  • Kzunk Fouldamn, a melancholy male bugbear. He is a paladin who is following the voices.
  • Ruget Cleaverhand, a helpful male goblin. He is an expert who is finding work as a mercenary.
  • Thorrun Honormill, a patriotic female dwarf. She is a commoner who is delivering a message to a thug.
  • Ilyartssa Duskinggale, a sick female elf. She is a commoner who is traveling the world as an unemployed specialist.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Mount Albford:

  • The Mulled Twins Inc. [+]
  • The Violent Axehandle Inc. [+]
  • The Lazy Rock Shop [+]
  • The Sleepy Urchin Cloth [+]
  • The Thirsty Tree Temple [+]
  • The Burly Rose Leatherworks [+]
  • The Tattered Pipe Shrine [+]
  • The Lascivious Greyhound Inc. [+]
  • The Cardinal Dog Farms [+]
  • The Frozen Lotus Fine Books [+]
  • The Rusty Cat Inc. [+]