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Welcome to Cedarlag!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 536
  • Children: 29.10% (156)
  • Elderly: 12.13% (65)

Racial Breakdown

  • 425 human (79.2%)
  • 93 gnome (17.3%)
  • 17 half-orc (3.1%)
  • 1 other (0.1%)

Misc.

  • 2 Districts
  • 22 Businesses
  • 32 Specialists
  • 62 Residences

Summary [-]

Cedarlag is a small village in the Lesser Burkan Territory with a normal population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This modest small village is lightly populated (839/sq km), covers 0.64 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 902 meters.

Climate [-]

Cedarlag has a Moist Continental climate, which is characterized by warm to cool summers and cold winters with severe snow storms, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are breezy and the temperature is generally freezing with moderate variation. Precipitation is non-existant, and the sky is continually overcast.

Astronomy [-]

Cedarlag sees a single star overhead: Mel, a massive white star. Cedarlag also has no moons. In the night sky, you see two celestial objects: an imposing black hole that has been around for millenia and an imposing supernova that has been around for centuries.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 6 roads leading to Cedarlag; 3 roads are major. The city is lined with broken cobblestone streets in a random mesh pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: market and poor.

Government [-]

Cedarlag is governed through an absolute monarchy, where the monarch rules unhindered. The government as a whole is seen as mostly sufficient. Officials in Cedarlag are often seen as virtuous and the policies are respected. The political influence of Cedarlag in the region is steadfast due to food shortages in the region. In times of crisis, the population squabbles amongst themselves.

Leader [-]

Cedarlag is ruled by King Ghessen se S'hoorzin. The King has been in power for mere hours and is mocked by the people. There is no visible opposition to the King and policies. The right to rule was granted by election, and that power is maintained through the ignorance of the plebeian society.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a racketeers, who can be bribed. Justice is served by a magistrate, with a common punishment being execution.

Crime [-]

Crime is rampant. The most common crime is fraud. The imprisonment rate is 1.12% of the population (6 adults).

Military [-]

Cedarlag has a disinterested attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 76 citizens (14.25%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 38 (7.25%). Of the active duty military, 3 (5%) are special forces. Due to their disinterested attitude and lack of defensible wall, Cedarlag is suitably fortified. Cedarlag fighters are revered for their use of glaives in battle. They are hated for their rigid formations and are considered tolerably skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Cedarlag is currently weak.

Resources [-]

Cedarlag is known for the following resources:

  • Scarce clay banks that are hunted by kittens.
  • A creepy castle inhabited by wild chinchillas that are hunted by travelers. Rumors tell of a stash of copper buried near there.
  • Bountiful coconut plantations that are visited frequently by townspeople. Mickes Marties said somoeone said someone found a stash of monkey wrenches buried near there.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • In the olden days, the townsfolk of Bad Jewdale thrived. Things were always nice, but one day a ghoul named Cor kidnapped a princess. The townsfolk tried to stop the ghoul, but failed miserably. Along came a kobold named Cak, who was a skilled storyteller. Cak had the thought to slay the ghoul by using magic to banish it. When Cak faced the ghoul, Cak banished Cor and rescued Bad Jewdale.
  • A long time ago, a Pooka lingered in the streets when the wind blows from the west. Folks say that the Pooka will ask a favor of you, then steal your soul.
  • In the days of yore, a devil named Blatgum lingered in the swamps. Commoners say that if you touch him, you will be stricken blind.

Events [-]

Cedarlag is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • Wanted: Someone stole my cerimonial knife. Find the louse, dead or alive. Serious inquiries only. Reward is a secret. Contact Flurrl to learn more.
  • whiskey tester wanted. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Klosud Moksnapper for more information.
  • I have cockatrices in my basement, plz halp! Reward is a priceless heirloom. May include some hazards. Contact Dav Castson for further details.
  • Seeking inter-planar messenger. Reward is a secret. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Contact Throbul Warneck.
  • Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Will pay in gold. Contact Cairtha Wildstalker.
  • Wanted: Warrior seeks apprentice. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Ghubbog Backsnapper.
  • I'm looking for a Transcriber. Need expert to translate runes. Will owe you a huge favor. Must be a quick learner. Contact Jo Greenes.
  • Help Wanted: Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Will reward you with a land deed. Mild danger may be involved. Contact Arbul Starale if intrigued.

People [-]

The people in Cedarlag ignore outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Joic Casgton is a female human who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled bucklemaker. She appears forgetful.
  • Donry Peterall is a female human who is known in the region as being a skilled scribe. She appears gosipy.
  • Ninkey Wizzgauge is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a decent cutler. He appears nihilistic.
  • Dane Andrhews is a male half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre scribe. He appears unreliable.
  • Mickry Kleinwell is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a poorly skilled ship captain. He appears conspirational.
  • Kiaeno Electrogadget is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a mediocre pursemaker. She appears solemn.
  • Ai Cogglescope is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a mediocre navigator. He appears battle-ready.
  • Khus Skullnor is a female half-orc who is known in the city as being a reasonably skilled cutler. She appears fashion concious.
  • Tomley Electrofuel is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent mason. He appears cowed.
  • Dan Caser is a male human who is known in the world as being a skilled jeweler. He appears fashion concious.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Hallenava Duskingdawn, a worrying female elf. She is a sorcerer who is doing something questionable.
  • Ilvaraen Jadewater, a jaded male elf. He is an adept who is fleeing a natural disaster.
  • Joey Franorth, an idealistic male human. He is a fighter who is seeking revenge.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Cedarlag:

  • The Fallen Hen Inc. [+]
  • The Fat Thunderbird Inc. [+]
  • The Raging Rooster Arena [+]
  • The Colored Badger General Mechandise [+]
  • The Gelded Swagger Inc. [+]
  • The Northern Bunch Inc. [+]
  • The Furious Silver Reform School [+]
  • The Furious Grog Elementary School [+]
  • The Wobbly Snake Lodge [+]
  • The Divine Mug Clinic [+]