Census Data
General Information
- Pop. Estimate: 3,726
- Children: 40.79% (1,520)
- Elderly: 4.00% (149)
Racial Breakdown
- 2,601 gnome (69.8%)
- 1,036 half-orc (27.8%)
- 82 elf (2.2%)
- 7 other (0.1%)
Misc.
- 4 Districts
- 122 Businesses
- 515 Specialists
- 456 Residences
Summary [-]
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Upper Lanerard is known for the following resources:
- An ancient mine inhabited by vampire peacocks that are frequented by townspeople.
- Creepy hemp fields that are hunted by locals.
- Many wild beaver colonies that are avoided by wenches. One might dig up bags of diamonds in a dungeon.
- Rare old cocoa bean plantations that are avoided by unicorns.
Culture [-]
Legends [-]
- Many years ago, the townsfolk of Dixget lived happily. Things were good, but one day an evil ghoul named Guk Bearclaw destroyed a nearby village. The townsfolk tried to kill Guk Bearclaw, but failed miserably. Along came Tilraz the troglodyte, who was an expert bowman. Tilraz had an idea to slay the ghoul by making a wager with Guk Bearclaw. When Tilraz faced the ghoul, Tilraz killed the ghoul and was killed in the process.
Events [-]
Job Postings [-]
- Looking for something new? Require an instructor learned in math to tutor my child. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Wat.
- Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Xuomn Nighthand.
- Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Thordal Dullgem to learn more.
- Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward available. Must provide your own transportation. Contact Elhka.
- Needed: Need a change of pace? unknown potion tester wanted. Reward available. Contact Durbul Wavegrave.
- Adagrinne Linmidge has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Jory Petrhews.
- Cleric seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact Tulina Cobblefuel.
- Required: Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. May include some hazards. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Jam Antonstone.
- Need a change of pace? Hearty souls needed to recover stolen puppy. Will reward you with valuable information. Guild membership required. Contact Ruggog Mokcracker The Black for more information.
- Hearty souls needed to recover stolen statue. Discretion required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Armir Greenhunter.
- Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Reward available. May include some hazards. Must be quick on your feet. Contact Abamir Brightforge.
- Wanted: Need a change of pace? Mercenaries wanted for caravan protection. Reward is a secret. Must submit to magical scrutiny. Contact S'heral se Khalzor if intrigued.
- Looking for something new? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Prior experience required. Contact Faldin Clawvein.
People [-]
Citizens [-]
- Cotlin Cogglescope is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted copyist. He appears giddy.
- Zatzud Neckcrusher is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a decent baker. She appears thick.
- Fillanssa Jadestride is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned chandler. He appears battle-ready.
- Ilhiassa Moonblade is a male elf who is known in that part of town as being a mediocre engineer. He appears smitten.
- Davey Davinson is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent lumberjack. She appears jolly.
- Alavarthil Riftsong is a female elf who is known in the region as being a laughably skilled cutler. She appears territorial.
- Wiz Rocketsprocket is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a skilled coach driver. She appears patriotic.
- Hamrette Wobbscope is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted copyist. She appears skeptical.
- Gavley Tinkerbit is a male gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a renowned cheesemaker. He appears pious.
- Gaevartel Skyeye is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a gifted tanner. He appears homesick.
- Jen Tinkerjet is a male gnome who is known in the world as being a horribly skilled deputy. He appears healthy.
- Beamida Wobbgadget is a male gnome who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled woodcarver. He appears deluded.
- Ogs Legnor is a male half-orc who is known in the city as being a laughably skilled potter. He appears resentful.
- Mick Blackerley is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a skilled blacksmith. She appears flirtatious.
- Bablita Cogglefuel is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a mocked locksmith. She appears contrarian.
- Gav Triggerbun is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled forester. She appears contrarian.
Travelers [-]
- Hamlita Greasecog, a pious male gnome. He is a commoner who is traveling with an expidition.
- Danic Andregton, a self-obsessed female half-orc. She is a bard who is finding a missing map.
- Mal Tiddlysprocket, a jaded female gnome. She is an expert who is doing something nefarious.
- Jam Colgton, a gambling male half-orc. He is an expert who is fleeing debtors.
- Adatthil Dawnmane, a solemn female elf. She is a commoner who is here to destroy a rumor.
Locales [-]
Establishments [-]
These establishments worthy of mention in Upper Lanerard:
- The Sleeping Tower Inc. [+]
- The Shallow Oarhouse Timber Mill [+]
- The Splintered Turkey Shoes [+]
- The Highlighted Hammer Magic Eye Piece [+]
- The Fawning Flask Inc. [+]
- The Wobblin' Princess Roofing [+]
- The Squalid Dwarves Shoes [+]
- The Boiling Thunderbird Fish Camp [+]
- The Wild Hole Inpirationsl Waters [+]
- The Orange Wagon Firepit [+]
- The Drinking Wench Herbalist [+]
- The Happy Wand Magic Eye Piece [+]
- The Boiling Twins Fish Camp [+]
- The Musty Bucket Inc. [+]
- The Chicken Halflings Farmers Market [+]
- The Puking Friends Locksmith [+]