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Welcome to Elmalag!


Census Data

General Information

  • Pop. Estimate: 162
  • Children: 30.25% (49)
  • Elderly: 11.11% (18)

Racial Breakdown

  • 108 troglodyte (66.6%)
  • 53 mindflayer (32.7%)
  • 1 other (0.6%)

Misc.

  • 3 Districts
  • 2 Businesses
  • 2 Specialists
  • 21 Residences

Summary [-]

Elmalag is a hamlet in the Vensakan Province with a monster population.

Environment [-]

Geography [-]

This desolate hamlet is sparsely populated (435/sq km), covers 0.37 square kilometers, and roughly has a diameter of 686 meters.

Climate [-]

Elmalag has a Temperate Deciduous Forest climate, which is characterized by warm and wet summers with mild and dry winters, and has spring, summer, fall and winter seasons. Winds in the region are wild and the temperature is generally chilly with minor variation. Precipitation is heavy, and the sky is partly cloudy.

Astronomy [-]

Elmalag sees a single star overhead: Nak, a small white star. Elmalag also has no moons. In the night sky, you see a celestial object: an imposing galaxy that has been around for generations.

Cityscape [-]

Walls [-]

No walls currently surround the city.

Streets [-]

There are 2 roads leading to Elmalag; 1 road is major. The city is lined with muddy cobblestone streets in a contour-forming pattern.

Districts [-]

The city is broken into the following districts: poor, wealthy, and trade.

Government [-]

Elmalag is governed through a parliamentary government, where members are nominated to their positions by a parliament and can be dissolved by the parliament if it can no longer function. The government as a whole is seen as sloppy and disorganized. Officials in Elmalag are often seen as resolute and the policies are praised. The political influence of Elmalag in the region is shrinking due to riots in the region. In times of crisis, the population cowers in fear.

Leader [-]

Elmalag is ruled by President Muk Brainbone. The President has been in power for decades and is honored by the people. There is no visible opposition to the President and policies. The right to rule was granted by constitution, and that power is maintained through a fair and just legal system.

Laws [-]

Laws are enforced by a racketeers, and are strictly enforced. Justice is served by a kangaroo court, with a common punishment being torture.

Crime [-]

Crime is occasional. The most common crime is murder. The imprisonment rate is 0.62% of the population (1 adult).

Military [-]

Elmalag has a laid back attitude towards the military. Their standing army of 22 citizens (14%) is at the ready, with a reserve force of 10 (6.75%). Of the active duty military, 0 (4%) are special forces. Due to their laid back attitude and lack of defensible wall, Elmalag is tolerably fortified. Elmalag fighters are respected for their use of Javelins in battle. They are revered for their rigid formations and are considered poorly skilled in battle.

Economy [-]

The economy in Elmalag is currently good.

Resources [-]

Elmalag is known for the following resources:

  • Unlimited amber deposits that are frequented by travelers. One might find a stash of rubies in a well.
  • Paltry dangerous ape troops that are visited frequently by unicorns. Dave Blackden said somoeone said someone found piles of rubies in a well.
  • Substantial defenseless peacock musters that are feared by magic users. Arkon Lightgem said rumors tell of a chest containing penis sheathes in a dungeon.

Culture [-]

Legends [-]

Around town you'll hear the following legends:
  • Legends tell of Grunbul's Ring, a cursed ring with the ability to grant wishes. It mysteriously disappeared.
  • Legends tell of Bat's Sandwich, a special sandwich with the knack to solve any riddle. It disappeared after an attack by bandits.
  • In times past, an old woman lingered in the region. They say that the old woman will offer you sweets, then banish you if you are cruel.

Events [-]

Elmalag is a lively city with many opportunities available.

Job Postings [-]

You'll find the following job postings:
  • homuncului-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward available. Contact Filelllas Miststryke.
  • Help Needed: Need a change of pace? Sorcerer seeks apprentice. Will owe you a huge favor. Must submit to background check. Contact Zat.
  • Needed: Laborer required to bring stones to the castle. Wagon provided. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Micke Braling.
  • I have imps in my basement, plz halp! Mild danger may be involved. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Belrigava Moonsun to learn more.
  • Hearty souls needed to recover stolen wagon wheel. Will owe you a huge favor. Contact Vit.
  • Want to earn some quick coin? Merchant seeks caravan master, cartographer, navigator, and experienced mercenaries for trade expedition. A little danger is involved, so expect hazardous duty pay. Reward is a secret. Contact Loaas Whitefury.
  • Need a change of pace? Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Reward available. Contact Mick Petrick.

People [-]

The people in Elmalag despise outsiders.

Citizens [-]

The following citizens are worth mentioning:
  • Voths is a female troglodyte who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled scabbardmaker. She appears egotistical.
  • Tilg is a female troglodyte who is known in the region as being a decent weaponsmith. She appears beligerent.
  • Ilixm is a female mindflayer who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled bounty hunter. She appears jolly.
  • Waere is a male mindflayer who is known in the region as being a gifted soldier. He appears smitten.
  • Vothg is a male troglodyte who is known in the city as being a mediocre professor. He appears resentful.
  • Surpkaro is a male troglodyte who is known in that part of town as being a renowned beer seller. He appears mopey.
  • Porraz is a female troglodyte who is known in the world as being a gifted potter. She appears treasure-obsessed.
  • Mer'k'morn is a male mindflayer who is known in the region as being a skilled cartwright. He appears treasure-obsessed.
  • Ceezer is a female troglodyte who is known in the neighborhood as being a laughably skilled locksmith. She appears fatalistic.

Travelers [-]

The following travelers are worth mentioning:
  • Tilg, a thick female troglodyte. She is a cleric who is cleaning out a bug infestation.

Locales [-]

Establishments [-]

These establishments worthy of mention in Elmalag:

  • The Horny Whisper Legal Partners [+]
  • The Gritty Mug Wharf [+]
  • The Lazy Axe Wainwright [+]
  • The Olde Wolfhound Bags [+]
  • The Twisted Imps Designs [+]
  • The Open Hammer Charcoalers [+]
  • The Short Troll Book Smith [+]
  • The Fat Frog Inc. [+]
  • The Black Bill Inc. [+]