Welcome to Farmlag!

Farmlag is known for the following resources:

• A creepy shrine inhabited by vampire caterpillars that are visited frequently by kittens. Halrigthil Freanishine said the locals speak of piles of iron maidens in a dungeon.
• Paltry carnivorous clam beds that are frequented by gru. One might dig up a stash of monkey wrenches in a dungeon.
• Cormorant flights that are hunted by zombies. Cavros Ragewalker said somoeone said someone found a chest containing small lyres in a nearby pit.
• Vampire cobra quivers that are feared by unicorns. Joes Martingham said the locals speak of a stash of saphires in a dungeon.
• Rare dangerous kitten glarings that are feared by travelers.

• Someone stole my family heirloom. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will pay in gold. Must not smell. Contact Elhzer.
• Want to earn some quick coin? I have carniverous butterflies in my basement, plz halp! Will reward you with valuable information. Contact Car if interested.
• Needed: Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Will reward you with a land deed. May include some hazards. Contact Eldi Montawolf for more details.
• Help Needed: Looking for work? Require an instructor learned in horseback riding to tutor my child. Reward is a secret. Contact Komd Dreadwiser to learn more.
• Looking for work? Someone stole my magic candle. Find the louse, dead or alive. Will reward you with a land deed. Contact Tomorg Skullbreaker The Strong.
• Wanted: Need a change of pace? beaky brain monsters-catcher needed to keep the beasties away from the sheep and cattle. Reward available. May include some hazards. Contact Mordor Granitefist.
• Help Wanted: Elarell Whitethorn has been kidnapped! Generous payment for safe return. Accidental Death insurance required. Opportunity to earn a title. Contact Yorkon Strongstone.
• Help Needed: Seeking inter-planar messenger. Will owe you a huge favor. Discretion required. Contact Adail Glitterswan if intrigued.
• Seasonal farm hands requested to help local farms bring in their harvest. Will pay in gold. Contact Dunab Skullcracker to learn more.
• gator wrasslin' contest this weekend. Special prize for first place finish. Safety not guaranteed. Reward is a priceless heirloom. References required. Contact Tharta Quillganthi.
• Lockpick needed for totally legitimate reasons. Mild danger may be involved. Must not smell. Reward is a secret. Contact Ziddut Armcrusher.
• Help Wanted: Wizard seeks apprentice. Reward is a priceless heirloom. Contact Asteriki Bloodhoof.
• Want to earn some quick coin? A passing Commoner is needed for a small security job on the 3rd of the month. Opportunity to earn a title. Safety not guaranteed. Contact Mick Colield.

• Magbok Skullnor is a female half-orc who is known in the region as being a reasonably skilled bleacher. She appears jaded.
• Daney Broll is a female half-orc who is known in that part of town as being a gifted outfitter. She appears mocking.
• Belrigssa Nightwhisper is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent bookbinder. He appears pious.
• Illlanai Skydawn is a female elf who is known in the world as being a skilled adventurer. She appears nosy.
• Erelltars Blacksing is a male elf who is known in the city as being a mocked interpreter. He appears quiet.
• Dav Dilord is a female half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent banker. She appears authoritarian.
• James Stanster is a male half-orc who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled forester. He appears fashion concious.
• Car Triggerfuel is a female gnome who is known in the world as being a decent bucklemaker. She appears smug.
• Gaelenlas Kindshadow is a female elf who is known in that part of town as being a laughably skilled herbalist. She appears gosipy.
• Adanalinne Wolfwater is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent maidservant. He appears violent.
• Ada Cobblegadget is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a decent wine seller. She appears nihilistic.
• Hameno Cobbleblast is a female gnome who is known in the city as being a skilled mercenary. She appears idealistic.
• Gabson Tinkerjet is a female gnome who is known in the neighborhood as being a mediocre cooper. She appears trusting.
• Bab Tinkercog is a female gnome who is known in that part of town as being a mocked shoemaker. She appears territorial.
• Alerigtel Fairsorrow is a male elf who is known in the neighborhood as being a horribly skilled sculptor. He appears jolly.
• Bladagh Headnor is a male half-orc who is known in the region as being a decent herbalist. He appears apologetic.

• Joic Martileton, a pious female half-orc. She is a sorcerer who is fleeing debtors.
• Elvarava Ravenshadow, a resentful male elf. He is a commoner who is fleeing the law.
• Ilytthil Silentfeather, an efficient male elf. He is a fighter who is cleaning out a slum.
• Arn Rocketjet, a guarded male gnome. He is a commoner who is traveling the world as a missionary.
• Daves VanBlackan, a flirtatious female half-orc. She is a commoner who is doing something nefarious.

These establishments worthy of mention in Farmlag:

• The Ever-full Baiter Ale House [+] The Ever-full Baiter Ale House is a small, orderly-looking beer seller. The building faces north with a brick storefront, many windows, and a roof made from tile. It is located in a trashy neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a guilty half-orc named Trobbu Headnor. The beer seller is known for minimal prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you see casks of beer and you smell beer and hops. There are 2 customers in the beer seller. The neighborhood watch steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Burning Wolfhound Package Delivery [+] The Burning Wolfhound Package Delivery is an average sized, dusty-looking post office. The building faces south with a mud storefront, three windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the embassy district. This place is run by an apologetic elf named Elttars Leafstrike. The post office is known for very high prices for the service there, and is unappreciated by the locals. There are 2 customers in the post office. The mobsters hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Deadly Nomad House of Ill Repute [+] The Deadly Nomad House of Ill Repute is a typical sized, cluttered-looking brothel. The building faces northwest with no windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the poor district. This place is run by a forgetful elf named Hallenaen Whiteriver. The brothel is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and is usually empty. Upon entering you smell perfume, you see barely clothed women, and you hear loud moaning. There are 2 customers in the brothel. The local thugs taxes the owner and patrons.
• The Hilltop Well Druggist [+] The Hilltop Well Druggist is a small, clean-looking apothecary. The building faces southeast with a roof made from tile, a bamboo storefront, and small windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the fine shops district. This place is run by a pacifistic elf named Faenalssa Broadsworn. The apothecary is known for high prices for the products there, and is eerily empty . Upon entering you see a small boy grinding something into powder in a bowl, you hear silence, and you smell fresh herbs. There are 4 customers in the apothecary. The city watch hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Guinea Axehandle Inc. [+] The Guinea Axehandle Inc. is a huge, neat-looking woodshop. The building faces northeast with a roof made from tile, a stone storefront, and dirty windows. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a lonely elf named Deltiyn Farshield. The woodshop is known for minimal prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 2 customers in the woodshop. The racketeers steals from the owner and patrons.
• The Leaping Dog Cart Repairs [+] The Leaping Dog Cart Repairs is a normal sized, smelly-looking cartwright. The building faces south with a roof made from thatch, broken windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in a rundown neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by an easily offended elf named Adalenlas Hunithweaver. The cartwright is known for very high prices for the service there, and is completely abandoned, and often forgotten. There are 2 customers in the cartwright. The city watch harass the owner and patrons.
• The Royal Fig Fine Forks [+] The Royal Fig Fine Forks is a huge, dusty-looking cutlery shop. The building faces east with a wood storefront, small windows, and a roof made from turf. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a melancholy elf named Illenava Riverstryke. The cutlery shop is known for unreasonable prices for the service there, and is busy most days. There are 4 customers in the cutlery shop. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Flaming Virgin Inc. [+] The Flaming Virgin Inc. is an average sized, messy-looking dock. The building faces southwest with a few windows, a lap board storefront, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in a new neighborhood of the docks district. This place is run by a pious half-orc named Ibbut Armbreaker. The dock is known for inexpensive prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 3 customers in the dock. The city guard harass the owner and patrons.
• The Open Knife Charcoalers [+] The Open Knife Charcoalers is a normal sized, disgusting-looking firepit. The building faces south with clean windows, a roof made from tile, and a brick storefront. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a guilty half-orc named Zobb Backcracker. The firepit is known for fair prices for the service there, and is empty during the day but busy in the evening. There is 1 customer in the firepit. The city guard hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Flying Weasels Inc. [+] The Flying Weasels Inc. is a small, dusty-looking dock. The building faces south with a roof made from tile, a bamboo storefront, and small windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the docks district. This place is run by an exhausted elf named Elnaliyn Leafstalker. The dock is known for minimal prices for the service there, and has strange opening hours. There are 3 customers in the dock. The crime mobs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Last Wand Hatters [+] The Last Wand Hatters is an average sized, disgusting-looking hat shop. The building faces northeast with a roof made from thatch, clean windows, and a lap board storefront. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the shops district. This place is run by a fashion concious half-orc named Davey Wiltt. The hat shop is known for very high prices for the service there, and is eerily empty . There is 1 customer in the hat shop. The grifters gives protection to the owner and patrons.
• The Grimy Badger Pottery House [+] The Grimy Badger Pottery House is a small, cluttered-looking pottery. The building faces southeast with a brick storefront, broken windows, and a roof made from thatch. It is located in an empty neighborhood of the trade district. This place is run by a melancholy half-orc named Oggog Headripper. The pottery is known for extravagant prices for the service there, and is popular on market days. There are 5 customers in the pottery. The roving thieves hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Fawning Devil Inc. [+] The Fawning Devil Inc. is an average sized, tidy-looking sawmill. The building faces south with a roof made from turf, a split wood storefront, and stained windows. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a resentful half-orc named Joe Giacoen. The sawmill is known for moderate prices for the service there, and holds the record for worst service in the region. Upon entering you smell sawdust, you see stacks of wood, and you hear a naphtha powered buzzsaw. There is 1 customer in the sawmill. The roving thieves shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Snoring Goblins Healers [+] The Snoring Goblins Healers is a large, messy-looking hospital. The building faces south with a lap board storefront, a roof made from slate, and tiny windows. It is located in a nice neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a spiteful half-orc named Micke Roseerson. The hospital is known for suspiciously low prices for the service there, and rarely has room for new business. There are 3 customers in the hospital. The local thugs hit up the owner and patrons.
• The Whirling Frogs Meat Handlers [+] The Whirling Frogs Meat Handlers is a normal sized, crowded-looking butchershop. The building faces east with no windows, a roof made from tile, and a mud storefront. It is located in an expensive neighborhood of the market district. This place is run by a prejudiced elf named Aesellanae Blueshine. The butchershop is known for fair prices for the service there, and is always busy, regardless of the time. There are 3 customers in the butchershop. The racketeers shakes down the owner and patrons.
• The Crossed Cat Inc. [+] The Crossed Cat Inc. is an average sized, cluttered-looking wagon yard. The building faces northwest with a roof made from slate, a wood storefront, and round windows. It is located in a seedy neighborhood of the industry district. This place is run by a nosy elf named Illanai Dirthhand. The wagon yard is known for high prices for the service there, and is usually empty. There are 4 customers in the wagon yard. The mobsters shakes down the owner and patrons.